Earthquake hits So Cal
- Thread starter Big Daddy
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"Earth quakes, milk shakes,
My trusty hoopty
Needs front brakes
Five point eight
Is no big deal
So order up
A Happy Meal!"
:142smilie
My trusty hoopty
Needs front brakes
Five point eight
Is no big deal
So order up
A Happy Meal!"
:142smilie
"there have been reports of cannibalism at the l.a. coliseum"......
/that`s fine, so long as no fast food is consumed....(see buddy`s thread)...
:rimshot
/that`s fine, so long as no fast food is consumed....(see buddy`s thread)...
:rimshot
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~~~~~ CANNIBAL JOKES ~~~~~~
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.
Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.
Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
Eatin' Allen's.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do cannibals make out of politicians?
Bologna sandwiches.
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes.
Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.
Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.
Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
Eatin' Allen's.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do cannibals make out of politicians?
Bologna sandwiches.
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes.
Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
someone find Smurphy at the nearest Irish Pub and tell him the quake is over...he can go home now...:0corn
Shit could be crashing all around him and he wouldn't care, or probably even notice.
"all rides at disneyland were evacuated"...
(and so were many bladders)....
/are those "boo`s" i hear?.....:s2:
(and so were many bladders)....
/are those "boo`s" i hear?.....:s2:
:nono: I did feel the quake. But up here in SB it was very mild. I can never take these things for granted though. In '89 I was in class at Cal Poly when the big SF quake hit. It was barely detectable where I was (250 miles away) - only felt it at all because I was sitting down. Assuming it was just a small quake, I joked to my friend that his hometown (in bay area of course) was probably in rubble. ...Get back to my dorm to find out that's exactly what happened.
Earthquakes are generally very fun. The Northridge one was awesome - like a really broken roller coaster.
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HOLY SH!T!!!!
Someone run out to Oxnard,California make sure my COWBOYS are OK:00hour :00hour :00hour
:142smilie :mj07:
Someone run out to Oxnard,California make sure my COWBOYS are OK:00hour :00hour :00hour
:142smilie :mj07:
Why are you responding with a random picture of 'dogface?'
Dude has 7 ropes, but it doesn't make sense.
seriously..been reading it`s just a matter of time before the west coast gets nailed by an 8.5+....and then probably a tsunami that will sweep inland for miles...
not a question of if, but when.....
gather your water and canned goods and keep some cash on hand...
and maybe a firearm...
.
not a question of if, but when.....
gather your water and canned goods and keep some cash on hand...
and maybe a firearm...
.
There has never been a post that could better describe you to someone that had never seen one of your posts, my man.
Everything is gonna be okay. (patting GW on his head)
