Ocho Cinco

[Tcas]

moran?
The Cincinnati Bengals receiver has legally changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco in Broward County, Fla., a switch that became official this week, according to several media reports. Johnson, who lives in Miami, didn?t return a message left on his cell phone Friday night.

http://theheapblog.wordpress.com/category/sports/

 

[IntenseOperator]

Ocho Wackjob

 

[Cie]

Ocho Wackjob

Ocho attention whore:shrug:

 

[gardenweasel]

moran?
The Cincinnati Bengals receiver has legally changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco in Broward County, Fla., a switch that became official this week, according to several media reports. Johnson, who lives in Miami, didn?t return a message left on his cell phone Friday night.

a boatload of schtoopid in just one paragraph....

ocho ass-knot...

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Well,

he even screwed that up. 85 in Spanish is not ocho cinco. It's ochenta y cinco. But for most white republican mid-westerners, that close enough. besides that, the receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson is on a role.

(Imagine Eddie doing a rap song like Carl Rove did at the correspondence dinner a few years ago)

Hey, da dudes got tude
can also be rude
recently got sued
playin fo da bengals
in a bad mood

didn't dig da name
johnson's all da same
ocho cinco pretty lame
no fututa in da hall of fame

grabbin da td pass
Carson Palmer on his ass
Henry smokin some real fine grass
td celebration like passing gas

All I know
I am da show
I want mo
call me cinco

Eddie, the rapper

 

[buddy]

"Well, my name is Chad
And I be bad
Gonna' change my name
A jersey tatoo
Cause Ocho Cinco
Be my IQ"

 

[gardenweasel]

Well,

he even screwed that up. 85 in Spanish is not ocho cinco. It's ochenta y cinco. But for most white republican mid-westerners, that close enough. besides that, the receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson is on a role.

(Imagine Eddie doing a rap song like Carl Rove did at the correspondence dinner a few years ago)

Hey, da dudes got tude
can also be rude
recently got sued
playin fo da bengals
in a bad mood

didn't dig da name
johnson's all da same
ocho cinco pretty lame
no fututa in da hall of fame

grabbin da td pass
Carson Palmer on his ass
Henry smokin some real fine grass
td celebration like passing gas

All I know
I am da show
I want mo
call me cinco

Eddie, the rapper

i was feelin` ya until "no fututa"......

 

[Penguinfan]

Well,

he even screwed that up. 85 in Spanish is not ocho cinco. It's ochenta y cinco. But for most white republican mid-westerners, that close enough. besides that, the receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson is on a role.

I believe it's "roll" Edward, sheesh.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I just got this. Where have you been? In-house therapy?

Eddie

 

[IntenseOperator]

Awesome!

:mj07:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...inero-for-Chad-Ochocinco-to-sw?urn=nfl,106605

 

[Penguinfan]

I just got this. Where have you been? In-house therapy?

Eddie

Yea, ever since you backed out of the first golf outing I just haven't been myself.

 

[MadJack]

Don't expect to see Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco wearing his new name on a jersey anytime soon. CNBC's Darren Rovell reports on his blog that the former Mr. Johnson would be forced to buy out the stock of the 100,000 remaining "C. Johnson" jerseys before making the switch to "Ocho Cinco". If Reebok asked Ocho Cinco to pay for the cost of making the unsold jerseys, the total could reach upwards of $4 million (or $50 million pesos).

Because Johnson changed his name so close to the start of the season, Reebok was left in a bind since they'd have to produce new jerseys and eat the old ones. That's why the NFL has told Johnson he'd have to reimburse the company for the price of the jerseys. That's not unprecedented, rookie linebacker Keith Rivers did it last week when he changed his uniform number. Of course, Rivers didn't have thousands of jerseys with his name on it on sales racks nationwide.

This whole charade, of course, is pretty ridiculous. It's tough to defend Johnson, as he's so narcissistic that he makes T.O. look like Mother Teresa. And the NFL is so blatant in their attempts to block Johnson from donning his new name on the back of his Bengals jersey that it almost seems beneath them. Sure, it's inane and self-serving and could set a bad precedent, but shouldn't the league be focusing on more important issues, like stopping players from celebrating touchdowns?

 

[IntenseOperator]

see post #10

 

[MadJack]

see post #10

:00x31

 

[IntenseOperator]

:kiss: