Neighbor guest threatens to kill, my wife, me & dogs. What would you do?

[Woodson]

If JACK LOL shot his wife and said well the voices told me to do it or I had to shove pencils up her azz to keep the devil from escaping...... then now you understand my job.yes I do sleep in the nude....so to see my bare azz walking down the middle of the street carrying my OOZIE LMAO. Now what do I tell the cops LOL

No. 2 pencil with the big eraser?

Nude w/ an "oozie" ? :0corn

 

[gardenweasel]

My wife called the cops. ..(wife thought I was going to get arrested) oh well.......anyway nothing more happened last nite or tonight.....Was I in the right and what would you have done???????????

you talk to your wife?...i find i usually just end up listening alot...

 

[StevieD]

Call the cops. Let them take care of it. You don't need a nut after you or a lawsuit because you hit the Prick$

 

[ga_ben]

Skeeter,

Its just AR being AR. Tell him to knock it off.

kurby

 

[The Sponge]

...Smurphy...what would you have done?

He would have gotten in an argument with Bobby saying he got to the corner first. :shrug:

 

[The Sponge]

which is the biggest load I have here at the house,

That could be debatable

 

[cisco]

This sounds like a job for beantownjim. I think he's got a new BB gun for his neighbor Yuri.

 

[Jaxx]

Boom Boom

 

[smurphy]

Weird thread.

That is all.

Until German meth heads try to kill YOUR dogs, I don't think you are in a position to judge.:nono:

 

[kosar]

Until German meth heads try to kill YOUR dogs, I don't think you are in a position to judge.:nono:

That's just it. I'm not sure it's clear *who* is the meth head among the participants in the horrible tale.

 

[smurphy]

That's just it. I'm not sure it's clear *who* is the meth head among the participants in the horrible tale.

Good point. AR and Bjfinste might be the only Phoeniceans who AREN'T on meth. Even the cops are probably tweaking.

 

[kosar]

Good point. AR and Bjfinste might be the only Phoeniceans who AREN'T on meth. Even the cops are probably tweaking.

Scratch the finster off that list.

That leaves AR. He does nothing stronger than herbal tea.

 

[smurphy]

Scratch the finster off that list.
.

yeah, he probably hides it well but he is trying to get through law school. needs something to get him hittin the books after a night of binge online wagering.

Thing about Germans though - very often they are actually saying nice things. It's just impossible for it to *sound* nice. I bet these nice Bavarian neighbors were just attempting pleasentries with the body builder, but it came out so harsh and Hitlerish that Skeeter feared for the safety of his dogs.

 

[kosar]

yeah, he probably hides it well but he is trying to get through law school. needs something to get him hittin the books after a night of binge online wagering.

Thing about Germans though - very often they are actually saying nice things. It's just impossible for it to *sound* nice. I bet these nice Bavarian neighbors were just attempting pleasentries with the body builder, but it came out so harsh and Hitlerish that Skeeter feared for the safety of his dogs.

That's an interesting theory. It is true that the German language comes out very gutteral, as if the speaker is trying to cough up a glob of phlegm.

Like you propose, they were probably just inviting the excitable roidhead over for a BBQ.

 

[ryson]

Roid Rage? :scared

 

[smurphy]

That's an interesting theory. It is true that the German language comes out very gutteral, as if the speaker is trying to cough up a glob of phlegm.

Like you propose, they were probably just inviting the excitable roidhead over for a BBQ.

I bet they said something about cooking hot dogs and it came out "cooking your dogs".

 

[kosar]

I bet they said something about cooking hot dogs and it came out "cooking your dogs".

I think we're starting to get to the bottom of this tragedy. You're welcome skeeter.

 

[Woodson]

I think we're starting to get to the bottom of this tragedy. You're welcome skeeter.

I've sat here hitting refresh fro 8 straight minutes... my work day is officially over...

Guys have a great weekend!

Skeeter... Can you please take pictures of the backyrd and fence between houses? I want visuals...

Please?

 

[ImFeklhr]

My only piece of advice is... be very careful.

 

[ageecee]

I bet they said something about cooking hot dogs and it came out "cooking your dogs".

Now thats funny......