Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

[Kanuck]

Fo drizzle

 

[freelancc]

:rimshot

 

[gardenweasel]

and granite is still popular for countertops. ,,,,ceramic tile for floors.....(i hate people that take their counter tops for granite)...

/fo schizzle:shrug::SIB

 

[SixFive]

:mj07: :142smilie

What does snoop dogg listen for when he cooks bacon?

fo sizzle!

 

[gardenweasel]

a guy who is very fastidious takes his cat to the vet....he is sure the cat is ill, but the symptoms are very vague and uncertain....

the vet has seen these cases before....he puts the cat on a table and examimes it from every angle....he lays the cat down and looks it over, again from every angle....then he takes out a syringe and gives the cat an injection...he tells the man the cat will be fine now, and he can take it home.

at the front desk the clerk says "that will be $315."....

"what? ..that must be SOME medicine!"..
"oh, no," says the clerk, "the medicine was only $15.. the $300 was for the cat scan."...


:rimshot

 

[SixFive]

a guy who is very fastidious takes his cat to the vet....he is sure the cat is ill, but the symptoms are very vague and uncertain....

the vet has seen these cases before....he puts the cat on a table and examimes it from every angle....he lays the cat down and looks it over, again from every angle....then he takes out a syringe and gives the cat an injection...he tells the man the cat will be fine now, and he can take it home.

at the front desk the clerk says "that will be $315."....

"what? ..that must be SOME medicine!"..
"oh, no," says the clerk, "the medicine was only $15.. the $300 was for the cat scan."...


:rimshot

ummm, this was a snoop dog joke thread. :nono:

 

[bjfinste]

a guy who is very fastidious takes his cat to the vet....he is sure the cat is ill, but the symptoms are very vague and uncertain....

the vet has seen these cases before....he puts the cat on a table and examimes it from every angle....he lays the cat down and looks it over, again from every angle....then he takes out a syringe and gives the cat an injection...he tells the man the cat will be fine now, and he can take it home.

at the front desk the clerk says "that will be $315."....

"what? ..that must be SOME medicine!"..
"oh, no," says the clerk, "the medicine was only $15.. the $300 was for the cat scan."...


:rimshot

:nooo:

 

[gardenweasel]

ummm, this was a snoop dog joke thread. :nono:

weasel/..."and granite is still popular for countertops. ,,,,ceramic tile for floors.....(i hate people that take their counter tops for granite)...


and i'm "tiled" of your constant sniping!...they`re puns,formica`s sake!...


:142crying :nooo: :yawn:

/trying to broaden the scope a little here

 

[gardenweasel]

i guess these puns aren`t "flooring" you guys....



:banghead:

 

[Kanuck]

What does snoop dog wash his clothes with?








Bleaochhhh !!!!!!!!

 

[THE KOD]

why does Kanuck have two tits on his back ?

because he sucks hind tittys

 

[MadJack]

a guy who is very fastidious takes his cat to the vet....he is sure the cat is ill, but the symptoms are very vague and uncertain....

the vet has seen these cases before....he puts the cat on a table and examimes it from every angle....he lays the cat down and looks it over, again from every angle....then he takes out a syringe and gives the cat an injection...he tells the man the cat will be fine now, and he can take it home.

at the front desk the clerk says "that will be $315."....

"what? ..that must be SOME medicine!"..
"oh, no," says the clerk, "the medicine was only $15.. the $300 was for the cat scan."...


:rimshot

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[Jabberwocky]

:nooo:

 

[Jabberwocky]

:sadwave:
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[yyz]

Two guys walk into a bar.............the third guy uses the door.

 

[buddy]

i guess these puns aren`t "flooring" you guys....



:banghead:

You've done better, but you've also wirtten verse.