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this weekend, helping replace boards in our plots. A garden lady friend, after I said something witty, pinched me on the ass.

What's that all about?

On a secondary note, I used a drill for the first time ever. Boy, are those things fun!

Kels :00hour
 

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I think a pinch on the ass is like a pinched nerve

your not sure what it is


but you'd rather not have it
 

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this weekend, helping replace boards in our plots. A garden lady friend, after I said something witty, pinched me on the ass.

What's that all about?

On a secondary note, I used a drill for the first time ever. Boy, are those things fun!

Kels :00hour

something similar has happened before with this garden lady, right?
 

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Kelly, how about a video of you using your drill like this one.

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"Garden Lady" strikes again. :mj07: I think she has a small thing for ya, Kelly.

Nah, this is a different "garden lady".The other garden girl just thinks I'm super cool. This garden lady is actually my friend, as is her boyfriend.

I find a 50 year old female pinching me on the ass somewhat weird. You know how things happen and you just don't know what to do? So, I did nothing. I don't feel possessed to pinch a 50 year old on her ass...

Just sayin'...:shrug:

The power tool was great! Who knew drills could be so much fun? Screw in, screw out, makes life much easier. My best purpose, however, was simply to hand the screws to those drilling. We all have our role, right?

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Not sure what the issue is. I think it is kinda rude u didnt give her a nice soft pat on the rump in return. Possibly an added kiss on the cheek.
 

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Not sure what the issue is. I think it is kinda rude u didnt give her a nice soft pat on the rump in return. Possibly an added kiss on the cheek.
Spongy, I was in too much shock to react. Plus, kissing her on the cheek would have been like kissing one's mother....Ugh.

I guess it was just a friendly gesture, kinda weird, though.
 

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Ok....Now you're just trying to confuse me. Garden lady....garden girl...... :shrug: :0corn

Hope things are going well with you. Good to see you are adept at handling screws. Always a fine female quality to have.

We'll talk soon. Got plenty to tell ya

Bart
 

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Ok....Now you're just trying to confuse me. Garden lady....garden girl...... :shrug: :0corn

Hope things are going well with you. Good to see you are adept at handling screws. Always a fine female quality to have.

We'll talk soon. Got plenty to tell ya

Bart

Hi Bartster,

I look forward to it. Garden girl is the one about my age. Garden lady is the 50 year old one. Hope all is well with you guys and that the moving process isn't beating you down. Congrats again on the promotion!:toast:
 
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