Be careful not to speed in Baltimore, the police are handing out
Ravens tickets.
Q: What's the difference between the Ravens and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL pla yoff game on TV?
A: The Baltimore Ravens.
Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Ravens?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.
Announcement from public address system at M&T Stadium: "Will the
parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get
them? They are beating the Ravens 14-0."
Q: What do the Ravens and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours fo r
the Ravens. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players
happened to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field. Brian Billick immediately
suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a
complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance
unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the
FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance
again.
Q: What do the Ravens and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"
Q: How do you keep the Ravens out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why was Brian Billick upset when the Ravens' playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
