Ridculous (but funny) Baby Names

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Some names from residency that always made me laugh:

lildennis- I actually asked the mom what they were going to call him when he was older and not 'lil' anymore and she looked at me like i just asked her the most mind-boggling question of all time

emerald smoke- and yes, mom was a huge pothead

umajesty allah - self explanatory

There was a family with the last name Pancake. Not funny per say but i always liked the Pancakes.

There are some more but that's all I can remember.
 

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Went to college (UGA) with a girl whose middle name was "War Eagle". Her sister's middle name was "Tiger."


And there's always this...


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I once knew of a lady whose given name was Ima. She married a man whose last name was Hogg.

Ima Hogg. Pretty brutal!
 

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A bit off topic, but some of those are better & more creative than what Julia Roberts named her 3 kids so far........Phinnaeas, Henry & Hazel.
 

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There was a girl here in Iowa that was a very good basketball player in the 1970s.

Fonda Dicks was her name.

Really, did not make this up.
 
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The Classics are still:

Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa.... :mj07:
 

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We have a lady working in our local post office by the name of Gay Cox. Her maiden name wasn't much better. It was Willey.

We also have a Richard Munch in town. He claims it's pronounced "monk". Yeah ... whatever you say Dick Munch.

Years ago, I was in Army basic training with a guy named Joe Fagg. This was well before "don't ask don't tell" and the Army was far less politically correct. Private Fagg caught all sorts or abuse from the drill sergeants.
 

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Oaks--remember the Fonda Dicks girl-leading scorer in the state one year when they played 6 on 6--she was from Moravia, Iowa
 
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