For the Belterra crowd. So I'm with 2-foot Tommy and Amanda...

[SixFive]

Good point.

By all the stories, she was everywhere last year. Cursing/taunting people and getting kicked out of the poker room, at least once. Maybe more.

Accosting Chucks wife with an unexpected tongue kiss.

Bitching about Clint patting her stump. You have to be more alert, Clint. You're a nurse and you should be able to notice a missing limb.

Cold-cocking me at the craps table.

Let's leave it at 'I will try to steer clear.

lmfao!! :mj07: I didn't see the kiss :142smilie I was looking at her, uhh, face when I patted her shoulder, and I totally missed the missing appendage. She also had it hanging down so it wasn't visible. As soon as I did it, she said to somebody, maybe Bart or nole, "this guy just hit my stump". I thought, :wtf: then I did realize her arm was missing. kurby

 

[SixFive]

Holy crap! :mj07: :mj07:

I'm sorry but I can't remember. Who came up to the golf cart while we were waiting to tee off and basically said, "How about that Amanda chick? She's alright, I mean I wouldn't kick her out of bed" and then there's Tommy sitting with me in the cart!

Smurph?

:mj07:


Chuck, be sure to bring your wife. I mean, so Amanda can rekindle her relationship with your wife.

BTW, thanks for the well wishes.

I still can't believe Amanda did that!


nole

Uh NO. I forgot who said that, but I knew immediately that I would be blamed for it. :142smilie

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

then I did realize her arm was missing. kurby<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

:mj07:

 

[kosar]

Chuck, be sure to bring your wife. I mean, so Amanda can rekindle her relationship with your wife.

BTW, thanks for the well wishes.

I still can't believe Amanda did that!


nole

Totally out of character.

 

[Nole]

Totally out of character.

:mj07: :mj07:

I have tears in my eyes! You guys are cracking me up!


I mean, normally she gets to know someone a little more than just walking up and tonguing a total stranger. I mean, give her 10 mins at least!

Lordy, lordy!


:mj07:

 

[Nole]

Uh NO. I forgot who said that, but I knew immediately that I would be blamed for it. :142smilie

:mj07: :mj07:

If you only knew how hard I was laughing!

Great comeback!


nole

 

[kosar]

Holy crap! :mj07: :mj07:

I'm sorry but I can't remember. Who came up to the golf cart while we were waiting to tee off and basically said, "How about that Amanda chick? She's alright, I mean I wouldn't kick her out of bed"

nole

Yes, that was smurphy.

 

[SixFive]

this is the truth... I showed my wife some of this thread and the funny comments.

I then just asked her if she wanted to come with me this time for the golf outing. She said, "Not if some strange woman is going to try to kiss me!" :00x12 :00x12 :00x12

 

[Nole]

this is the truth... I showed my wife some of this thread and the funny comments.

I then just asked her if she wanted to come with me this time for the golf outing. She said, "Not if some strange woman is going to try to kiss me!" :00x12 :00x12 :00x12

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Please reconsider?


:00hour

 

[yyz]

this is the truth... I showed my wife some of this thread and the funny comments.

I then just asked her if she wanted to come with me this time for the golf outing. She said, "Not if some strange woman is going to try to kiss me!" :00x12 :00x12 :00x12

How long does your wife usually take to get to know a woman?

:0corn

 

[smurphy]

:mj07: :mj07:

If you only knew how hard I was laughing!

Great comeback!


nole

this scene always reminds me of nole arriving and introducing himslef last year....

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[Nole]

this scene always reminds me of nole arriving and introducing himslef last year....

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:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

That's close!



Man, major league embarrassing!


Sure was funny though.

Thanks smurph!


nole