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any tips on stiffing the IRS out of a few bucks ? :00hour

just do like my brother has always done. crimple up his 1099 and throw it in the trash. he has never filed, his entire life :shrug:
 

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the IRS around here doesn't fuck around. I missed a 941 payment one month and she came and knocked on my door. WTF is THAT?
 

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just do like my brother has always done. crimple up his 1099 and throw it in the trash. he has never filed, his entire life :shrug:

Yep my grandfather and some of my uncle's never had a ssn :142smilie
 

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Based on the title, I thought this thread was going to be about something entirely different. ... :0corn
 

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the IRS around here doesn't fuck around. I missed a 941 payment one month and she came and knocked on my door. WTF is THAT?

Sounds like you got a piece of pussy knocking there....enough Viagra and Vodka and that bill will mysteriously be erased. I would pay a month in advance if she's shaped like an egg.


Only advice I know or "heard" of is waiting out the 10 yr limit, after 10 years from the day of filing or owing( I forget which one) they no longer can come after what is owed by an individual, I was told that by a tax lawyer so is there anyone who knows different or if this is true or false? Problem I see there is that must mean no reported income or trace of ownership of any major properties or belongings for the 10 years.:shrug:
 

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plenty of bums and layabouts I know don't ever file. For decades. Don't ever get bothered by IRS 'cause they got almost nothing and don't earn money in a way that can be garnished.

That 10 year statue of limitations is true, But: it is 10 years from time you file (and don't pay) or IRS assesses you a bill (you don't pay).

If never filed or bill not assessed, they can go back as far as they want--and have many a time!

Also, not filing is a criminal offense. Not paying isn't. So I tell myse---I mean, I tell my layabout freinds who don't pay that they should at least file...
 

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plenty of bums and layabouts I know don't ever file. For decades. Don't ever get bothered by IRS 'cause they got almost nothing and don't earn money in a way that can be garnished.

That 10 year statue of limitations is true, But: it is 10 years from time you file (and don't pay) or IRS assesses you a bill (you don't pay).

If never filed or bill not assessed, they can go back as far as they want--and have many a time!

Also, not filing is a criminal offense. Not paying isn't. So I tell myse---I mean, I tell my layabout freinds who don't pay that they should at least file...


Awesome advise!!!!! Kick uncle Sam in the nuts!!!!
 

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just do like my brother has always done. crimple up his 1099 and throw it in the trash. he has never filed, his entire life :shrug:

jack...

i don't know if your brother realizes it but he qualifies for a position in the obama administration...you might want to tell him....
 

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jack...

i don't know if your brother realizes it but he qualifies for a position in the obama administration...you might want to tell him....

AR - if you don't want to venture into the political forum, that's fine (except gw for some reason) - but there is no bashing of the Commander in Chief in this forum. . . unless you're talking about the Obama rally!!!!!

:00hour :00hour :00hour
 

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AR - if you don't want to venture into the political forum, that's fine (except gw for some reason) - but there is no bashing of the Commander in Chief in this forum. . . unless you're talking about the Obama rally!!!!!

:00hour :00hour :00hour

:rolleyes:
 

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AR - if you don't want to venture into the political forum, that's fine (except gw for some reason) - but there is no bashing of the Commander in Chief in this forum. . . unless you're talking about the Obama rally!!!!!

:00hour :00hour :00hour

no knock at all bobby...didn't know if jack or his brother were aware of an employment opportunity....that's it...nothing more....

btw...don't understand your gw reference...
 
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