Underwater muff diving made possible
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you getting one? :mj07:
Why not? It's only $12.95. Much better value than that snuggly robe thing and the other crap that you buy from the infomercials.
YYZ,
No idea how to post a picture, but you're right.
Ahhhh, but there's a rub! You can't use it!
You'll need to pay $49.99 for the extender hoses that will make it a product you can use in something deeper than a pie pan!
That's the beauty of it!
- Jun 11, 2007
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Forgive me if I am wrong, but going under water with pussy in mouth or not once you lick or open you get liquid, and not cum cream from her,,,,,I think you guys have been gaffled again, this little item is truely designed to allow all those guys that like BIGGEMs to eat the pussy now, see the snorkel comes into use when she relaxes those super sized thighs on your shoulders and your air supply gets low, instead of stopping and taking another deep breath now you just keep it going, it may come into hand as well after slobbering around in those mountains of mush there may be enough slober and sweat to drown a fool gathered up so it's likely to allow you to stay alive until she reaches that climax and releases your head from her clutches of cellulitekurby
You mean to say you can't eat the garden of delight under water?????
Oh, for fuck sake!
Kosar? We may have been had......
I dunno, man. While I appreciate the thought that jerzjock put into evaluating the pussy snorkel, I think i'm gonna give it a shot.
I don't think i'll need to lay her on a baking pan. I think the first step of pool will be ok. I might get some funny looks from others in my development that are at the pool, with the yellow antennas sticking out of the water like that, but that's their problem.
It seems to me, though, that you would need a water tight suction connection between the mouth and the coochie. Otherwise I believe you would drown. Not sure though.
Charley,
You disappear for two years and pop back up in the pussy snorkel thread? Oh well, whatever it takes to get you posting more.
If you're going to purchase one of those outfits, make sure you take it with you on your travels when you visit 'THE MUFF DIVERS' INN' in Subic Bay, PI
I imagine by now you're pretty used to some strange looks at most airports and customs so....
http://subicbaypi.com/subic_barlist_barrio.htm
I imagine by now you're pretty used to some strange looks at most airports and customs so....
http://subicbaypi.com/subic_barlist_barrio.htm
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