G'day gentlemen, and the ladies ballsy enough to frequent this male dominant clubhouse. Finally entering the door of your gated community after lurking for nearly eight years. I tried years ago but the papers I submitted were rejected by Kaptain Kosar. This guy takes his job seriously. Thank God the head of security isn't given a gun 
When I made my appointment for a hearing he brought me to General yyz. He told me that because I wasn't a Packer backer that I would be subject to a "full body" search for acceptance. I swear I could hear banjos playing as I raced for the gate.kurby Back then the barbed wire wasn't electric and I was fortunate enough to escape with only minor scrapes and bruises. I still have occasional nightmares though of Mutt & Jeff chasing me and I can still hear that goddamn whistle of theirs' blowing as they waddled in pursuit:scared kurby I see you've added K-9 security since :SIB
Well, I'm back to give it another go. I'm a.m. wood. I'm an old man, not a dirty old man, but one who still enjoys those finer things in life. To me there's not a better feeling than to wake up in the morning after a restlfull nights' sleep (if you can count getting up three times to pee as restful) and reaching down under the sheets (it's no fun to keep your hands above the covers as BEANTOWN JIM would say) and feeling that baseball bat. Well, really it's more like a tinker-toy or Lincoln log, but I figured with the young age of the majority of the members, they would have no idea what those things were I want to believe it's from a good supply of testosterone still present in the old temple but in reality I'm leaning more to the cause being from the incline of the mattress to alleviate the acid reflux that's causing the blood supply to flow south :shocked: Hey, I don't care how it gets there or why it gets there. I'm just happy it's there!!!:yup
As you know, the older folk can get windy so I'll try to cut my introduction down. I love to talk to people, but my hearing aid has been acting up and it's much easier to communicate to others by typing. Of course you have to remember where you left your reading glasses to be effective :help:
I've been around the block a time or two, so many times I get dizzy. Doc says it's from my vertigo but that know-it-all has a label for all my medical problems. Hell, he should be in the American Medical Journal and I should be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the number of ailments he's diagnosed. He's got an answer for everything. And I hate when he peers over his glasses and gives me "that look." Tries to guilt me to shame. Like anyone can live on 1500 calories a day :shrug: I'll share some stories down the road and you can help me determine if he's legit or not. I'm not that impressed with the medical degree on his wall. Shouldn't you be able to read the name of the university without using your bifocals as a magnfying glass?:mj03:
Need to finish up. It's an hour till the "early bird" lunch and I need to get by all those old coots in their wheel chairs and walkers to get a seat at the table that the cute little "50-something" waitress handles. Those other dirty old men make inappropriate remarks and leave no tips. If she could see that tent I wake up in I think she'd go camping with me. One of these days when I don't spill my food on my shirt and look more presentable I'll get up the nerve and ask her out. You can't get by on personality alone :00x31
For losing my virginity here it is. I'll keep it in the general forum so if it loses I won't look that bad to the baseball cappers. If it wins, I can enter the forum as a proven winner:mj07:
Hope to chat to some of you great guys that I feel I already know over the years. Looking forward to that.
My first post and pick. I'm well lubed and ready to be screwed :moon:
Colorado Rockies -115
g'day and g'luck
When I made my appointment for a hearing he brought me to General yyz. He told me that because I wasn't a Packer backer that I would be subject to a "full body" search for acceptance. I swear I could hear banjos playing as I raced for the gate.kurby Back then the barbed wire wasn't electric and I was fortunate enough to escape with only minor scrapes and bruises. I still have occasional nightmares though of Mutt & Jeff chasing me and I can still hear that goddamn whistle of theirs' blowing as they waddled in pursuit:scared kurby I see you've added K-9 security since :SIB Well, I'm back to give it another go. I'm a.m. wood. I'm an old man, not a dirty old man, but one who still enjoys those finer things in life. To me there's not a better feeling than to wake up in the morning after a restlfull nights' sleep (if you can count getting up three times to pee as restful) and reaching down under the sheets (it's no fun to keep your hands above the covers as BEANTOWN JIM would say) and feeling that baseball bat. Well, really it's more like a tinker-toy or Lincoln log, but I figured with the young age of the majority of the members, they would have no idea what those things were
I want to believe it's from a good supply of testosterone still present in the old temple but in reality I'm leaning more to the cause being from the incline of the mattress to alleviate the acid reflux that's causing the blood supply to flow south :shocked: Hey, I don't care how it gets there or why it gets there. I'm just happy it's there!!!:yup As you know, the older folk can get windy so I'll try to cut my introduction down. I love to talk to people, but my hearing aid has been acting up and it's much easier to communicate to others by typing. Of course you have to remember where you left your reading glasses to be effective :help:
I've been around the block a time or two, so many times I get dizzy. Doc says it's from my vertigo but that know-it-all has a label for all my medical problems. Hell, he should be in the American Medical Journal and I should be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the number of ailments he's diagnosed. He's got an answer for everything. And I hate when he peers over his glasses and gives me "that look." Tries to guilt me to shame. Like anyone can live on 1500 calories a day :shrug: I'll share some stories down the road and you can help me determine if he's legit or not. I'm not that impressed with the medical degree on his wall. Shouldn't you be able to read the name of the university without using your bifocals as a magnfying glass?:mj03:
Need to finish up. It's an hour till the "early bird" lunch and I need to get by all those old coots in their wheel chairs and walkers to get a seat at the table that the cute little "50-something" waitress handles. Those other dirty old men make inappropriate remarks and leave no tips. If she could see that tent I wake up in I think she'd go camping with me. One of these days when I don't spill my food on my shirt and look more presentable I'll get up the nerve and ask her out. You can't get by on personality alone :00x31
For losing my virginity here it is. I'll keep it in the general forum so if it loses I won't look that bad to the baseball cappers. If it wins, I can enter the forum as a proven winner:mj07:
Hope to chat to some of you great guys that I feel I already know over the years. Looking forward to that.
My first post and pick. I'm well lubed and ready to be screwed :moon:
Colorado Rockies -115
g'day and g'luck
