Hmmmmm. Good question: what program has gov ever been successful at runnning [sic] ---none.
Here yah go Dog, try these:
The military. Want to use mercenaries and pay them yourself?
The Post office. Yah, I know, blah, blah, blah. Okay, tear down your mailbox and call FedEx to pick up your mail and deliver it cross country for $.44.
The FDA protects the drugs you take. What do you want to do, believe Merck - "Trust us."?
The Interstate Eisenhower Defense Highway System. Okay, stay off it, drive across country on dirt roads.
The FAA. Don't like it? Okay, fly on nonregulated aircraft. Crash!!!
The USDA. Don't like it? Okay, eat uninspected pork and get trichinosis.
Your local fire department. Okay, don't pay taxes, put it out yourself.
Schools? Okay, home-school your kids. Maybe you can teach them microbiology.
It just gets worse, Doggy, but, hey, knock yourself out. Move to the wilds of Northern Maine, 100 miles from the nearest roads. Pay no taxes, support yourself and family on your own skills. See whether you can survive one winter.
The wolves will enjoy your carcass.