Bribery may be worth something.
Ready to have it shipped to you for the HONOR of MOD for a week.
Ready to have it shipped to you for the HONOR of MOD for a week.
moderator of the week
- Thread starter MadJack
- Start date
It's the only place left at this hellhole where you can say what you want without a password.
Fumes.
JACK I BETTER NOT BECOME A MODERATOR I AM JUST GETTING BACK IN THE GOOD GRACES OF THE FORUM :scared
MY FIRST MOVE WOULD BE TO PROMOTE BLOCKHEAD/RAYMOND TO ASSISTANT MODERATOR YOU HAVE TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH GOONS IN CASE THE OTHER MEMBERS START ACTING UP.I COULDNT THINK OF A BIGGER NIT WIT THAN BLOCKHEAD FOR PROTECTION:mj16:
SCOTT FROM ATLANTA WILL BE MY COFFEE BOY BECAUSE HE ALREADY IS A YES MAN FOR JACK AND EVERY MODERATOR NEEDS A KISS ASS AND SCOTTY BOY FITS THAT ROLE PERFECTLY.A MODERATOR NEEDS A GOOD KISS ASS TO LAUGH AND AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THE MODERATOR SAYS AND AGAIN SCOTTY BOY IS PERFECT FOR FORUM KISS ASS
VINNY WILL BE MY PERSONAL COOK I LIKE FINE ITALIAN FOOD SO WE NEED A DAGO IN THE KITCHEN I WILL GET HUNGRY WORKING MODERATORS HOURS :0corn
I WILL MAKE FLETCHER OUR GUEST HANDICAPPER I WANTED TO GET NICK DOUGLAS BUT HE IS LOCKED IN THE HOUSE WITH CHARLIE I MEAN CHIOMA MAKING BABIES THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO WHITE GUYS WHO DATE BLACK WOMEN POOR NICK DOUGLAS.FLETCHER WILL GIVE US HIS BETS AND I WILL INFORM THE FORUM TO TAKE THE OTHER SIDE WHATEVER FLETCHER GIVES OUT WE WILL ALL GET RICH GOING THE OTHER WAY :mj07: FLETCHER WILL BE MY DEADBEAT HANDICAPPER EVERY FORUM HAS ONE A GUY WHO GIVES OUT PICKS AND WE CAN ALL GO OPPOSITE OF HIM AND MAKE MONEY.
KNEIFL WILL ALSO BE ON MY STAFF HE WILL BE THE HEAD OF SECURITY OF THE FORUM HIS JOB IS TO SIT ON MY PORCH AND MAKE SURE NO DISGRUNTLED POSTERS TRY AND ENTER MY HOUSE AND DO HARM TO THE MODERATOR ONE LOOK AT KNEIFL AND PEOPLE GET SCARED AND RUN AWAY :scared I HAVE USED HIM FOR YEARS ON HALLOWEEN AND KIDS HAVE STOPPED EGGING MY HOUSE.I DONT THINK WE WILL BE SEEING KNEIFL ON PEOPLES MAGAZINES TOP 100 BEAUTIFULL PEOPLE :scared
JACK I DIDNT FORGET YOU YOUR GOING TO BE ON MY STAFF YOUR GOING TO BE MY MONEY MAN IF YOUR HEAD MODERATOR MEANING ME WANTS A VACATION YOUR IN CHARGE OF LEAVING A BLANC CHECK :mj07: A MODERATOR OF MY DISTINCTION HAS TO BE TREATED LIKE A KING I WANT ALL FORUM MEMBERS TO STAY IN TRAILOR PARKS WHILE I WINE AND DINE AT THE RITZ CARLTON.JACK IF I AM A MODERATOR I WANT THE FORUM TO RUN UNDER A DICTATORSHIP AND I AM THE DICTATOR ANY MEMBER WHO DOESNT LIKE THE WAY THE FORUM IS GOING WILL BE BANNED AND BEAT UP BY BLOCKHEAD.
JACK IF YOU DO SELECT ME AS YOUR GUEST MODERATOR I WANT A LAPTOP COMPUTER AND AN UNLIMITED COFFEE TAB AT STARBUCKS THEY OFFER WIRELESS SO I WILL POST FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS YOU PAY FOR THE COFFEE.
JACK IF YOU ALLOW ME TO PUT TOGETHER MY STAFF I CAN BEGIN BEING YOUR HEAD MODERATOR TOMORROW
P.S. ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH THE NEW MODERATOR WILL BE TURNED OVER TO BLOCKHEAD FOR A BEATING THIS IS THE NEW MADJACKS FORUM IF YOU LIBERAL PUSSIES DONT LIKE IT THEN TAKE YOUR BEATINGS LIKE A MAN
MY FIRST MOVE WOULD BE TO PROMOTE BLOCKHEAD/RAYMOND TO ASSISTANT MODERATOR YOU HAVE TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH GOONS IN CASE THE OTHER MEMBERS START ACTING UP.I COULDNT THINK OF A BIGGER NIT WIT THAN BLOCKHEAD FOR PROTECTION:mj16:
SCOTT FROM ATLANTA WILL BE MY COFFEE BOY BECAUSE HE ALREADY IS A YES MAN FOR JACK AND EVERY MODERATOR NEEDS A KISS ASS AND SCOTTY BOY FITS THAT ROLE PERFECTLY.A MODERATOR NEEDS A GOOD KISS ASS TO LAUGH AND AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THE MODERATOR SAYS AND AGAIN SCOTTY BOY IS PERFECT FOR FORUM KISS ASS
VINNY WILL BE MY PERSONAL COOK I LIKE FINE ITALIAN FOOD SO WE NEED A DAGO IN THE KITCHEN I WILL GET HUNGRY WORKING MODERATORS HOURS :0corn
I WILL MAKE FLETCHER OUR GUEST HANDICAPPER I WANTED TO GET NICK DOUGLAS BUT HE IS LOCKED IN THE HOUSE WITH CHARLIE I MEAN CHIOMA MAKING BABIES THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO WHITE GUYS WHO DATE BLACK WOMEN POOR NICK DOUGLAS.FLETCHER WILL GIVE US HIS BETS AND I WILL INFORM THE FORUM TO TAKE THE OTHER SIDE WHATEVER FLETCHER GIVES OUT WE WILL ALL GET RICH GOING THE OTHER WAY :mj07: FLETCHER WILL BE MY DEADBEAT HANDICAPPER EVERY FORUM HAS ONE A GUY WHO GIVES OUT PICKS AND WE CAN ALL GO OPPOSITE OF HIM AND MAKE MONEY.
KNEIFL WILL ALSO BE ON MY STAFF HE WILL BE THE HEAD OF SECURITY OF THE FORUM HIS JOB IS TO SIT ON MY PORCH AND MAKE SURE NO DISGRUNTLED POSTERS TRY AND ENTER MY HOUSE AND DO HARM TO THE MODERATOR ONE LOOK AT KNEIFL AND PEOPLE GET SCARED AND RUN AWAY :scared I HAVE USED HIM FOR YEARS ON HALLOWEEN AND KIDS HAVE STOPPED EGGING MY HOUSE.I DONT THINK WE WILL BE SEEING KNEIFL ON PEOPLES MAGAZINES TOP 100 BEAUTIFULL PEOPLE :scared
JACK I DIDNT FORGET YOU YOUR GOING TO BE ON MY STAFF YOUR GOING TO BE MY MONEY MAN IF YOUR HEAD MODERATOR MEANING ME WANTS A VACATION YOUR IN CHARGE OF LEAVING A BLANC CHECK :mj07: A MODERATOR OF MY DISTINCTION HAS TO BE TREATED LIKE A KING I WANT ALL FORUM MEMBERS TO STAY IN TRAILOR PARKS WHILE I WINE AND DINE AT THE RITZ CARLTON.JACK IF I AM A MODERATOR I WANT THE FORUM TO RUN UNDER A DICTATORSHIP AND I AM THE DICTATOR ANY MEMBER WHO DOESNT LIKE THE WAY THE FORUM IS GOING WILL BE BANNED AND BEAT UP BY BLOCKHEAD.
JACK IF YOU DO SELECT ME AS YOUR GUEST MODERATOR I WANT A LAPTOP COMPUTER AND AN UNLIMITED COFFEE TAB AT STARBUCKS THEY OFFER WIRELESS SO I WILL POST FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS YOU PAY FOR THE COFFEE.
JACK IF YOU ALLOW ME TO PUT TOGETHER MY STAFF I CAN BEGIN BEING YOUR HEAD MODERATOR TOMORROW
P.S. ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH THE NEW MODERATOR WILL BE TURNED OVER TO BLOCKHEAD FOR A BEATING THIS IS THE NEW MADJACKS FORUM IF YOU LIBERAL PUSSIES DONT LIKE IT THEN TAKE YOUR BEATINGS LIKE A MAN
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I guess Saint will come in and call me a pussy now that I'm being nice again.
I will moderate the political forum
You would be my first casualty. Then my second one would cause a war but get lots of views.:mj07:
:sadwave:
Good Lord, I open the place up for business, try to get something going, get plastered, and spend time talking football in my own game thread, trying to keep track of that and the bar. Yes, I did get pretty drunk, and kinda fell asleep later watching Comedy Central, waiting for Girls Gone Wild commercials, but to BAN me from the bar? Sheesh, a few nights I've had to hire hot babe pics and have them outside the bar to draw people in? :shrug:
I'll admit it was a poor performance, but you guys selling me out so quickly is depressing. And now I can't even go to the bar to drown my sorrows? :shrug:
I'll admit it was a poor performance, but you guys selling me out so quickly is depressing. And now I can't even go to the bar to drown my sorrows? :shrug:
Leave DrRays off that list because by listing him, he thinks for some reason he's worth something to this forum.
BTJ and Woodson get my votes!
