I volunteered to go to Walmart today

[MadJack]

OMG! kurby

I swear I would rather have a root canal.

I frequent Walmart so don't get me wrong but I am always in there between 530am and 730am during the week. NOT CHRISTMAS EVE!!

Had words with some 30 something blonde when she pulled into the front handicap spot. All I said to her was 'that's rude, and on Christmas yet'. She said 'I have a sticker' (see? she knew what I was talking about). I said, 'yeah, but it isn't for YOU'. End of conversation as she speed walked past me.

Then the guy ringing the charity bell with the red bucket for donations.

nevermind....I'm getting heated up.

Merry Christmas, Everybody! :toast:

 

[boilermaker]

Wal-Mart on X-mas eve. You got balls the size of bowling balls.:mj07:

 

[MadJack]

I told her when I left that I was going to take my time because I didn't want to run my blood pressure up.

I had 2 encounters before I even got in the door :mj07:

 

[UGA12]

OMG! kurby

I swear I would rather have a root canal.

I frequent Walmart so don't get me wrong but I am always in there between 530am and 730am during the week. NOT CHRISTMAS EVE!!

Had words with some 30 something blonde when she pulled into the front handicap spot. All I said to her was 'that's rude, and on Christmas yet'. She said 'I have a sticker' (see? she knew what I was talking about). I said, 'yeah, but it isn't for YOU'. End of conversation as she speed walked past me.

Then the guy ringing the charity bell with the red bucket for donations.

nevermind....I'm getting heated up.

Merry Christmas, Everybody! :toast:

Most blondes are handicapped:shrug:

Damn grinch, even the charity guy upset ya:mj07:

 

[THE KOD]

I will tell you one thing about wal mart

it is one store that if my wife does not have her cell phone with her, then I aint moving around much.

Try to find a woman in that place once you get good and turned around some.

I look at the stuff I want to look at , electronics, sports , guns , etc. then I realize its well past time of no return.

 

[MadJack]

I will tell you one thing about wal mart

it is one store that if my wife does not have her cell phone with her, then I aint moving around much.

Try to find a woman in that place once you get good and turned around some.

I look at the stuff I want to look at , electronics, sports , guns , etc. then I realize its well past time of no return.

I ain't going with my wife!

 

[boilermaker]

I will tell you one thing about wal mart

it is one store that if my wife does not have her cell phone with her, then I aint moving around much.

Try to find a woman in that place once you get good and turned around some.

I look at the stuff I want to look at , electronics, sports , guns , etc. then I realize its well past time of no return.

If I bought a gun in Wal-mart I would be tempted to use it then and there.

 

[SixFive]

I went today too and had mad skill in the self-checkout and getting out of the parking lot.

 

[Agent 0659]

You frequent Wal-Mart? WTF is wrong with you:shrug:

 

[MadJack]

You frequent Wal-Mart? WTF is wrong with you:shrug:

All the other stores are out of business :shrug:

yeah, I use their grocery store when the rest of the world is sleeping.

 

[gardenweasel]

:grins: apparently santa decided to start early this year and already unloaded a big chunk of coal on our hosts`s ass....

i visted the supermarket in the same parking lot that walmart is and i never even got out of the car....

insanity..

 

[DrRays]

They are having

They are having

Huge Sale on Dec 26th....In case you want to go back Jack.

 

[kneifl]

I was in Pentagon City today

I was in Pentagon City today

and I went to Costco, fucking mad house. It doesn't help when it's located in a strip mall across the street from one of the biggest shopping malls in Virginia...

It was a fucking mad house. Absolutely ridiculous, way too crowded. Parking was a joke. I was glad to get home. Having a second beer right now

kneifl

 

[kegray1]

I was at Target just now and got what I needed and was out in less than 5 minutes. :shrug:

 

[The Sponge]

I had 2 encounters before I even got in the door :mj07:

:142smilie

Merry Christmas jack and the rest of the clan. Two weeks ago i was on a christmas high. Everything i bet won. I couldn't pick a loser. Now i got in an accident with my brothers car. Paid 800 to fix my dads car that i borrowed the piece of shit. Fighting with the girl, and the picks are still doing well but not great. Merrrrrrrrrrrrry Christmas. got a sheet of ice on the roof from the 20 inches of snow and the water has nowhere to go but in the house. Just two leeks so far. Spent about six hours freeing up the gutters today. Supposed to rain like a bastard Christmas day and i have no idea where all this snow and water is gonna go. first time i got to sit down today. Girl is coming over now. I thought for a minute that i owned a new 375 dollar purse :142smilie

 

[THE KOD]

:142smilie

. Girl is coming over now. I thought for a minute that i owned a new 375 dollar purse :142smilie

.............................................................

you know you have two purses in the closet and that yellow sun dress yyz loaned to you.

 

[Agent 0659]

Parking was a joke.

Did you have to walkie

 

[The Joker]

You frequent Wal-Mart? WTF is wrong with you:shrug:

Wal-Mart has hackey-sacks on sale.......I thought you would be interested in that piece of info........

By the way - I threw away a case of empty beer cans in the trash last night and didn't recycle. On purpose.

 

[kneifl]

Wal-Mart has hackey-sacks on sale.......I thought you would be interested in that piece of info........

By the way - I threw away a case of empty beer cans in the trash last night and didn't recycle. On purpose.

Good stuff joker! I do that same thing with the beer cans sometimes (not all the time), my wife gets pissed when she finds out though:shrug: :shrug:

kneifl