Hippo Kramer Week 17 (Who Gives A Fuck Edition)

[RollTide72]

Ok... sorry I'm late. Will have the standings up within the hour. Here are this week's lines presented to you by 5 Dimes. Several are still off the board. Will update those as they become available. Apparently it's hard to cap Curtis Painter's Colts this week. :142smilie

Indianapolis Colts 32.5
Buffalo Bills 9.5

Pittsburgh Steelers 2.5
Miami Dolphins 45

New Orleans Saints 41
Carolina Panthers 8

Jacksonville Jaguars PK
Cleveland Browns 37.5

Philadelphia Eagles 47.5
Dallas Cowboys -3

Chicago Bears -3
Detroit Lions 45

New England Patriots 46
Houston Texans -9

New York Giants 47.5
Minnesota Vikings -10

San Francisco 49ers -8
St. Louis Rams 40.5

Atlanta Falcons -1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 41.5

Green Bay Packers 44
Arizona Cardinals -3

Kansas City Chiefs 38.5
Denver Broncos -14

Baltimore Ravens 12
Oakland Raiders 38

Washington Redskins 39
San Diego Chargers -3.5

Tennessee Titans -4
Seattle Seahawks 44

Cincinnati Bengals 35
New York Jets -11

 

[THE KOD]

Several are still off the board. Will update those as they become available. Apparently it's hard to cap Curtis Painter's Colts this week. :142smilie

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Sure would like to get some money back off that last week Colts game. How can the Colts possibly let any of their star players play at all in this Buffalo game.

Manning has to start because of his streak :SIB

They pretty much admitted they didnt care about winning any more games and just wait for the Super Bowl.

And its going to be cold in Buffalo.

Brian Brohm may start for Buffalo ?

I would take Brohm vs Painter any day.

Still waiting for this line.

Vegas has got to be struggling with giving Buffalo the favorite status. Buffalo -7 :142smilie

 

[RollTide72]

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Sure would like to get some money back off that last week Colts game. How can the Colts possibly let any of their star players play at all in this Buffalo game.

Manning has to start because of his streak :SIB

They pretty much admitted they didnt care about winning any more games and just wait for the Super Bowl.

And its going to be cold in Buffalo.

Brian Brohm may start for Buffalo ?

I would take Brohm vs Painter any day.

Still waiting for this line.

Vegas has got to be struggling with giving Buffalo the favorite status. Buffalo -7 :142smilie

As a Colts season ticket holder I was none too pleased with last week's decision. Oh well what are you going to do. Curtis Painter :thefinger

All you fuckers in this contest :moon: :moon:





















I love you all.

 

[RollTide72]

Ok, the long awaited Week 16 Standings are now updated. It's come down to a 3 man (and I use that term very loosely) race for first place.

Cie, you stated last week that you had an 8 point lead. That is incorrect. Your lead is 6 points. Must be that Coon Ass math they teach you at LSwho.

Congrats to BBC for winning the booby prize. Your picks this year have mirrored the pathetic play of your beloved Fighting Irish.

I could give a fuck if anything is wrong. In the event I have a made a mistake, go fuck yourself.

The 3 assholes still in the hunt moon1

Cie Grant (2-1) 17, +2, 19
Thadchr (3-0) 9, +4, 13
MadJack (2-1) 11, +2, 13

The rest of you losers (me included) :sadwave:

Sponge (3-0) 5, +4, 9 :thefinger
Gmroz (3-0) 5, +3, 8
RollTide72 (1-2) 8, 0, 8
Trollin4Walli (3-0) 3, +3, 6
Morris (2-1) 4, +2, 6
Beachboy (1-2) 8, -2, 6
bjfinste (1-2) 5, 0, 5
Hawkeye (2-1) 2, +2, 4
tcas (2-1) 3, 0, 3
Tulah (1-2) 3, 0, 3
Badangel (2-1) 0, +2, 2
ppabart (2-1) 2, 0, 2
ImFeklhr (LATE) 5, -3, 2 (would have been 2-1, +6)
Woodson (1-2) 3, -2, 1**

The real losers :142smilie

WayneWonder (2-1) -4, +2, -2
Jinxbreaker (LATE) 1, -3, -2
Ripken (3-0) -7, +4, -3 :0corn
el Jb (2-1) -5, +2, -3
Smuprhy (2-1) -5, +1, -4
cmamoulelis (1-2) -4, -2, -6
MrChristo (1-2) -6, -1, -7
Tigerfan (1-2) -7, -2, -9
TheBoys (0-3) -5, -4, -9
gardenweasel (1-2) -13, 0, -13
BBC (2-1) -24, +2, -24

The No Pick Section

Jinxbreaker 1, -3, -2
Kramer 0, -3, -3
EagleGreen -12, -3, -15
blackman -12, -3, -15
carterscubs -15, -3, -18
happyhippo -17, -3, -20
wesis69 -25, -3, -28
JujiGatime -29, -3, -32
Clem D -32, -3, -35

**Apparently you inbreds from Awbarn can't do math or read point spreads any better than you can play football. You said last week you were -1. FAIL! :kiss:

TB/NO Over = L (Double pick)
Jets = W
Ravens = L

 

[ppabart]

I'm just happy to be included as "The rest of you losers"

Thanks RollTide

 

[ripken8]

I THINK I WAS A + 4 :00hour

may need a ruling...

 

[RollTide72]

I THINK I WAS A + 4 :00hour

may need a ruling...

:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger

Score is corrected. You are now in a tie for 20th place. Fucking crybaby.

 

[smurphy]

Thanks Rolltide. You've really been pulling your weight around here lately. ...Which would have been a much more impressive feat a year ago.

Reckon I'll volunteer to chalk (that's keeping score in darts lingo) the playoffs, since I'm probably the only one who remembers how they work.

 

[RollTide72]

Thanks Rolltide. You've really been pulling your weight around here lately. ...Which would have been a much more impressive feat a year ago.

Reckon I'll volunteer to chalk (that's keeping score in darts lingo) the playoffs, since I'm probably the only one who remembers how they work.

:mj06: :mj06: :mj06:

 

[MadJack]

Cie, you stated last week that you had an 8 point lead. That is incorrect. Your lead is 6 points. Must be that Coon Ass math they teach you at LSwho.

he had

broncos x2
panthers
steelers

+4 you dumb fuck. you got me all excited for nothing. jesus christ! :sadwave:

 

[ppabart]

+4 you dumb fuck. you got me all excited for nothing. jesus christ! :sadwave:

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Sponge]

Hey George Bush junior my total from last week was plus 4 and if there was any honestly in this contest i would be a plus 17 and have a shot at winning this tainted contest. How you get Plus 2? U are almost as bad as bobby blue balls.

 

[RollTide72]

Hey George Bush junior my total from last week was plus 4 and if there was any honestly in this contest i would be a plus 17 and have a shot at winning this tainted contest. How you get Plus 2? U are almost as bad as bobby blue balls.

Are your cramps acting up?

I fucked up on the same game. Fucking Ravens can't cover a god damn field goal. Christ, they suck.

Score is fixed. You are at the top of the losers list and still can't win the fucking regular season. Now go get your fucking shinebox and take your Midol. :moon:

 

[MrChristo]

Congrats to BBC for winning the booby prize. Your picks this year have mirrored the pathetic play of your beloved Fighting Irish.

Now, as one who knows exactly how tough it is to score this thing...and one who know better than most that the scores mean dick anyway...

...but surely the rest of us "real losers" have shot back into booby contention after Bobby's remarkable +22 week. :shrug: :0corn

 

[RollTide72]

Now, as one who knows exactly how tough it is to score this thing...and one who know better than most that the scores mean dick anyway...

...but surely the rest of us "real losers" have shot back into booby contention after Bobby's remarkable +22 week. :shrug: :0corn

et tu MrChristo?

 

[Agent 0659]

gardenweasel (1-2) -13, 0, -13
BBC (2-1) -24, +2, -24

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[MrChristo]

et tu MrChristo?

ta tu RollTide?

:mj07:

 

[gardenweasel]

this whole thing was rigged...spongy at +9?....the leader can`t do simple math on his own paycheck?....c`mon man!

christo,bbc and moi collectively lower than a snake`s rectum?......

this carnival

has gone far enough....i say call it off before it`s too late....




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/ they buyin` it?

:mj09:

 

[hawkeye]

Tenn-4
Den ov 38'**
GB un 44

 

[smurphy]

raiders
chiefs
falcons