John Daly quitting golf

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I mean this sucks, DD you are out, fuck Agent you skinny little weasel, I will play you for whatever you like. My name is Eldrick Woods, haven't played for awhile....
 

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Alright, I'll come clean I'm not Kenny Cook, he is a good friend of mine and I just wanted to bust Agent's balls a little bit since he's always bragging about how good he is in golf. It was fun for awhile, but MJ busted me. I'm a decent golfer, but I'm sure Agent could take me.

I can't believe I wasted my whole day on this. :142smilie


So your the bitch:sadwave:
 

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I'm sure I could get Ken to play Agent, but that would be up to agent. For me, I'll stay out of it.

Ok, so I CAN go back to caddying. Yes, sweet. You can carry your boys clubs. Me and you, one on one, a shot of vodka every hole while we are caddying, whoever doesnt make all 18 owes the other $100 for the holes you don't finish. Deal?
 

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Ok, so I CAN go back to caddying. Yes, sweet. You can carry your boys clubs. Me and you, one on one, a shot of vodka every hole while we are caddying, whoever doesnt make all 18 owes the other $100 for the holes you don't finish. Deal?

Sounds good to me, however I don't think Agent will play Kenny 100.00 a hole, but we could always see.
 

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Sounds good to me, however I don't think Agent will play Kenny 100.00 a hole, but we could always see.

what reason would he have to play Kenny?

you are the one who came in here talking your shit about how you are Kenny and a good golfer and wasted your entire Sunday afternoon trying to convince us you are someone you aren't, just to try and hustle some guy you've never met.
 

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what reason would he have to play Kenny?

you are the one who came in here talking your shit about how you are Kenny and a good golfer and wasted your entire Sunday afternoon trying to convince us you are someone you aren't, just to try and hustle some guy you've never met.

Dude - It was a joke. Relax. I wasn't trying to hustle anyone... I wasn't going to set up a date and have Kenny play for me. I was just having a little fun. Chill.
 

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Well, I know what your name was on your email before you changed it to Cook about an hour ago ;)

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Dude - It was a joke. Relax. I wasn't trying to hustle anyone... I wasn't going to set up a date and have Kenny play for me. I was just having a little fun. Chill.

Bullshit you were trying to scam him.

Why else would you lie about this.

You spent all day trying to pull this off, what a loser.
 

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No way, this thread provided a lot of fun for us degenerates today. How many times can you make the google page, type in Kenny Cook golfer and this thread is right there. DD has you going though....and all of us for that matter.

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