Movie Review: Alice in Wonderland

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Visually stunning.

Good plot.

Liked all the characters - even the CG characters.

Younger kids who see this (It is PG after all) may be scared during two scenes that I can think of - but they are over quickly.

If you liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp (or your kids liked it) you will find this to be a fun film to watch.

If you don't have kids and/or could give a shit about fantasy and imagination - don't bother.
 

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Those flowers with the embedded face are cool. :sadwave:
 

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Joker: I would watch this one. It isn't that I don't have imagination, I just don't want to watch crap....Avatar looks like crap. The Crazies looks like crap.

Jack: Aren't you a big Johnnie Depp fan?
 

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Joker: I would watch this one. It isn't that I don't have imagination, I just don't want to watch crap....Avatar looks like crap. The Crazies looks like crap.

Jack: Aren't you a big Johnnie Depp fan?

I watch about 80% of the movies that come out in theaters.

What movies do you like? Don't give me the fuckin' Goodfellas, Casino, Godfather shit - those movies are a given. What else ya got?
 
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Keep in mind that I understand posting a movie review about Alice in Wonderland is a little fucked up in a sports forum - however, if you have kids, this review might apply to you. :shrug:

(Maybe I should have stated that shit from the very beginning:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: )
 
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Keep in mind that I understand posting a movie review about Alice in Wonderland is a little fucked up in a sports forum - however, if you have kids, this review might apply to you. :shrug:

(Maybe I should have stated that shit from the very beginning:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: )

where the wild things are was worse!
 

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I watch about 80% of the movies that come out in theaters.

What movies do you like? Don't give me the fuckin' Goodfellas, Casino, Godfather shit - those movies are a given. What else ya got?

Here's some favorites that I never hear mentioned:

True Romance
Big Fish
Immortal Beloved
Raising Arizona
The Kid Stays in the Picture (documentary)
 

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Nole and fam are going to the 9:20 show tonight. Depp is the man!

Gonna be weird seeing "Capt Jack Sparrow" in this whacked out role.
 

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True Romance - Love this - Did you know Oliver Stone was instrumental in getting Quentin's big break? Originally, the script was very long and was cut down. 2 movies were made from that script. True Romance and Natural Born Killers. The money Quentin got for the script went toward the budget for Reservoir Dogs.

Big Fish - I am a Burton fanatic. I own this movie.

Immortal Beloved - Very understandable.

Raising Arizona - Classic.

The Kid Stays in the Picture - Strange you like this. Many people didn't know how involved Evans was with the Godfather until this came out. If you listen to the audiobook version - it completely dominates the movie. Evans uses his voice to tell the story - and compared to the narration he did for the documentary - it is genius.
 

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Keep in mind that I understand posting a movie review about Alice in Wonderland is a little fucked up in a sports forum


this is what I was referring to when I said,"where the wild things are was worse" (you even reviewing that movie not the quality of the movie). :mj07:


I don't have a movie PHD like you, and I could have told everybody that would be an absolute waste of money to attend that movie. A kid running around in a costume with a Sesame Street looking monster? how terrible.
 
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this is what I was referring to when I said,"where the wild things are was worse" (you even reviewing that movie not the quality of the movie). :mj07:



I don't have a movie PHD like you, and I could have told everybody that would be an absolute waste of money to attend that movie. A kid running around in a costume with a Sesame Street looking monster? how terrible.

You're gay.
 

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I watch about 80% of the movies that come out in theaters.

What movies do you like?
Don't Look Now is one of my all time favorites. It did not get much recognition when it was released but may very well be Sutherland's best performance.

Don't Look Now tells the story of a couple, Laura (Julie Christie) and John Baxter (Donald Sutherland) whose young daughter has recently drowned in a tragic accident at home. Their grief puts a sudden pressure on their marriage.

Seeking a change of scenery and an opportunity to work through their loss, they take a "working vacation" to Venice, Italy, where John has been contracted to restore an ancient church. While John attends to this project Laura is befriended by two strange elderly sisters, one of whom is blind and claims to be in psychic contact with the Baxters' dead daughter. Laura is drawn to the sisters, but John finds their influence on her unsettling and suspects them of deceit. The ensuing drama is set against a subplot involving a serial killer who has eluded the police. John catches glimpses of a child-like figure in red raingear who resembles his dead daughter, although the figure vanishes whenever John pursues it. He begins to question his own sanity and that of his wife as Laura appears to be completely under the command of the sisters, who in turn suggest that John shares their gift of a "second sight."

John's fears and Laura's apparent obsession with the sisters lead them into a spiraling vortex of coincidences, recurring themes and motifs (light on water, breaking glass, the colour red), which reaches a dramatic conclusion in an old bell tower. John confronts the mysterious figure in red, realising too late that his visions were premonitions of a grisly end.
 

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I literally go to every Movie. Don't care if it is bad or good, just like the experience.

Took GF and son, with Grandpa. He thought it was alright, I thought it was better than expected, GF liked it, and son loved it! He's a big movie buff as well.

dogface

If they are available in 3-D I always take that option. However, the "rental" for the glasses are absurd!!
 

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I literally go to every Movie. Don't care if it is bad or good, just like the experience.

Took GF and son, with Grandpa. He thought it was alright, I thought it was better than expected, GF liked it, and son loved it! He's a big movie buff as well.

dogface

If they are available in 3-D I always take that option. However, the "rental" for the glasses are absurd!!

I hate 3-D. Never have liked it.
 
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