1.5 to two pumps, tops. 3 pumps is way excessive. Serioulsy. Even if it's your best friend who you haven't seen in 7 years. Nobody does three pumps except for timeshare salesmen.
I was told that's a subtle way of asking for a bufu.how bouts when they tickle your palm when you are shaking their hand. I have buddies that will do it as a joke and it always creeps me out
32 years that might be a record. Ur bills might be cut in half getting rid of that dinosaur. How old is ur fridge? Does it still have frost on the sides?
How about the guys you see leaving the mens room without washing their hands. And you're out there shaking hands with them :sadwave:
How about the guys you see leaving the mens room without washing their hands. And you're out there shaking hands with them :sadwave:
Hello golf meet!
Three pumps is standard?
:mj07: Don't even get me started on handshakes. I've always called that one the "Charmed, I'm sure," because it reminds me of the way a southern belle would shake your hand. Others that I hate:
The "Vice grip" -- yeah, a firm handshake is good, but within reason. Some guys are trying to way too hard to overcompensate for something with their handshake. Yeah, we get it pal, you think you're a badass.![]()
The "One pump" -- this one always throws me off. I'm expecting the standard 3-pump, but instead I get a one-pump so I'm left shaking a lifeless hand after that first pump.
The "Dead fish" -- You think it's going to be a regular handshake at first, but the other person barely does any shake at all. You're the only one shaking (I see this one from women a lot, for whatever reason). Bonus points if the person has clammy hands.
I have a friend who does a combo of the Vice grip and the One pump. Shaking his hand drives me up the frigging wall...
How about the guys you see leaving the mens room without washing their hands. And you're out there shaking hands with them :sadwave:
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