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So I went to Vegas couple weekends ago on my own and stayed at new Aria MGM property on a freebie... it's a cool place to stay if you like technology. So it's my last night and I'm playing the tables at MGM (awesome dealer there name Larry... tall dude in his 60s retired Chicago cop... his table is always full and no one leaves... he'll give you shit all night and you'll love it). It's about 3am and I've got an early flight so it's time to hoof it back.

So you know how the strip has stairs, escalators or elevators to get to a walkway overpass and then back down. So I started walking back to my hotel which should have been a 20min walk but I left thru the wrong door and crossed the wrong street which took me about an extra 15min out of the way but it was worth it. Group of younger drunk and very attractive ladies were walking towards me on the sidewalk and one of them came right up to me and jumped up and wrapped her legs around my waist and kissed me. Startling but awesome? her friends pulled her down and apologized... I told them it ruined my night.

Then I was waiting for an elevator and when the doors opened this girl was standing there with her dress pulled up and she was not wearing underwear. She said ?oops?, put her dress back in place and walked out. I checked to make sure she didn?t piss in the elevator? she did not.

Finally as I approached my hotel there was this very drunk couple ahead of me. The girl stumbled and fell down spilling her drink. She was wearing an extremely short black dress and again no underwear which was apparent when she was on the sidewalk on her hands and knees about 5 feet in front of me. Her boyfriend helped her up and they moved on. When did girls stop wearing underwear and why didn't I know? I was not aware of this phenomenon. That said, I live in Indiana...
 
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you answered your own questions in your last sentence

"That said, I live in Indiana..."
 
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no pepper said:
Good story, thanks for posting. How's the sports book at that Aria joint?
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found it to be ULTRA POSH. Clearly that is what they were going for but I don't know that i could watch a whole game there. i like palazzo's it's posh but chill at the same time.



great story, classic vegas.
 
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It?s getting tougher to tell the difference between the hookers and the party chicks out there these days. One of my last visits I was on the walkway between Luxor and Mandalay and stopped in at that Italian restaurant on the right. I sit in the bar and I am eyeing their scotch selection.

Bartender says, ?You like scotch?? I say, beer is no longer affecting me so I need a switch. He says he is taking a course on scotches at UNLV and he is really into it. ?Here try this one. It is a family owned distillery since 1862, blah blah blah.?
?Damn, that?s good,? said I. He proceeds to give me sample after sample, each with its own historical notes and semi interesting facts. I finally order an Oban and a calzone. (Figured the calzone would add some color to my vomit which was sure to show up at some point.)

So I stagger down to the tables at Mandalay and sit at the same blackjack table for several hours sipping ketel tonics. Finally ? sometime south of midnight ? I get up to find a men?s room and wander into the lobby area. I see these two young chicks in skirts among the marble pillars and they are smiling at somebody. I look around and it?s just me and them.
?You want to party?? one of them asks.
?Hell yeah! I ?m already partying. Let?s go get some cocktails.?
?No, silly. Do you have a room here? Let?s go up to your room and party.? Then my face contorted into a Gomer Pyle like anagnorisis.
?Ohhh.? I ponder, ?How much??
?Three hundred.?
?For both of you??
?Five hundred for both of us,? she says. ?We?ll give you a discount.? These girls were monsters. The kind of girls it hurts a man to look at if he can?t take that swim. My brain was immersed in a lapsing pattern and I was drunker than gmroz on the eighteenth fairway. I muttered something about losing the total in the fucking Marshall game, and said ?no thanks? and continued to look for the bathroom. Now I was in immediate need. I finally get in front of the urinal and I am doing the GOTTA PISS REAL BAD dance undoing the belt and unfortunately my timing was not perfect. There was a small spot of urine on the bottom of my shirt.

So I go all the way back up to my room to change my shirt, fully intending on returning to my marker at the table. Next thing I know I wake up fully dressed, shoes and all, on top of the bedspread in my room. I jump off the bed and remember the hot hookers in the lobby. I look around the room trying to remember what happened. My wallet and cell phone are still with me. My kidneys seem to be intact. Everything?s good. That would have been the worst waste of cash in my life, I thought. So I showered, went downstairs and had some thirty dollar eggs benedict.
 
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One of my last visits I was on the walkway between Luxor and Mandalay

Between hours of 10pm and 4am it is pretty much impossible NOT to run into a prostitute there. Once you are on the moving sidewalk they gotcha:D

I actually got to know one of the girls really well, over a couple of months I'd see her almost 4 or 5 times a week. As long as I wasn't "interrupting business" we'd have a nice chat. It got to the point where she'd say "hey kickserv what's up"?

Why don't the prostitutes just work at one of the brothels? Guess some do well in Vegas, but not worth the hassle in my opinion (the cops, etc.) just travel the 1.5 hours and be done with it, but hey what do I know:shrug:


comfortable1......good story:)
 
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no pepper said:
It?s getting tougher to tell the difference between the hookers and the party chicks out there these days. One of my last visits I was on the walkway between Luxor and Mandalay and stopped in at that Italian restaurant on the right. I sit in the bar and I am eyeing their scotch selection.

Bartender says, ?You like scotch?? I say, beer is no longer affecting me so I need a switch. He says he is taking a course on scotches at UNLV and he is really into it. ?Here try this one. It is a family owned distillery since 1862, blah blah blah.?
?Damn, that?s good,? said I. He proceeds to give me sample after sample, each with its own historical notes and semi interesting facts. I finally order an Oban and a calzone. (Figured the calzone would add some color to my vomit which was sure to show up at some point.)

So I stagger down to the tables at Mandalay and sit at the same blackjack table for several hours sipping ketel tonics. Finally ? sometime south of midnight ? I get up to find a men?s room and wander into the lobby area. I see these two young chicks in skirts among the marble pillars and they are smiling at somebody. I look around and it?s just me and them.
?You want to party?? one of them asks.
?Hell yeah! I ?m already partying. Let?s go get some cocktails.?
?No, silly. Do you have a room here? Let?s go up to your room and party.? Then my face contorted into a Gomer Pyle like anagnorisis.
?Ohhh.? I ponder, ?How much??
?Three hundred.?
?For both of you??
?Five hundred for both of us,? she says. ?We?ll give you a discount.? These girls were monsters. The kind of girls it hurts a man to look at if he can?t take that swim. My brain was immersed in a lapsing pattern and I was drunker than gmroz on the eighteenth fairway. I muttered something about losing the total in the fucking Marshall game, and said ?no thanks? and continued to look for the bathroom. Now I was in immediate need. I finally get in front of the urinal and I am doing the GOTTA PISS REAL BAD dance undoing the belt and unfortunately my timing was not perfect. There was a small spot of urine on the bottom of my shirt.

So I go all the way back up to my room to change my shirt, fully intending on returning to my marker at the table. Next thing I know I wake up fully dressed, shoes and all, on top of the bedspread in my room. I jump off the bed and remember the hot hookers in the lobby. I look around the room trying to remember what happened. My wallet and cell phone are still with me. My kidneys seem to be intact. Everything?s good. That would have been the worst waste of cash in my life, I thought. So I showered, went downstairs and had some thirty dollar eggs benedict.
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