I won the lottery!

[Handi Capper]

I said to my wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says, "I would take half, then leave you."

"Excellent", I replied, "I won 12 bucks.

Here's $6, now get the f%&*($ out."

 

[Morris]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

I said to my wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says, "I would take half, then leave you."

"Excellent", I replied, "I won 12 bucks.

Here's $6, now get the f%&*($ out."

:0074

 

[Nole]

I find this offensive!!!

 

[krc]

I said to my wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says, "I would take half, then leave you."

"Excellent", I replied, "I won 12 bucks.

Here's $6, now get the f%&*($ out."

:00hour :mj07:

krc

 

[Livin'tillthEnd]

my wife laughed her ass off

my wife laughed her ass off

:0074