Handi
- Thread starter Eddie Haskell
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Handi is good at SENDING, not receiving :facepalm:
You might have to text him :0008
Jack:
Why don't you just give me Handi's cell number. Then you may want to claim the lottery prize I just won by answering the following email. I'll let Cath know you'll give her a call to pick up the 8 hundred thousand pounds in a couple of weeks.
Microsoft? co-operation management worldwide is pleased to inform you
that you are a winner of our annual MICROSOFT? USER AWARD-Lottery
conducted in UNITED KINGDOM .
Your personal e-mail address or company email was attached to
Serial No: SALP97585. Consequently winning in the first lottery category.
You have therefore been approved for a total sums of ?800,000.00 (Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds) Credited to FILE No: B665 75608567. With REF.
EC/9030108308/07. This is from total prize money of ?60,000,000, shared among the Seventy-five (75) lucky Worldwide winners in first category.
All participants were selected through our Microsoft computer ballot system,
drawn from Canada, Asia, Australia, United States, Europe, Middle East,
Africa and Oceania .As part of international "MICROSOFT? USER"
promotions program, this is conducted annually.
CONTACT CLAIM OFFICE
112 Sockport Road,Longsight,
Manchester M60 2DB- United Kingdom .
Dr John Morgan
Tell: +4470 3189 1923
Tell: +4470 3189 6837
E-mail: [emaixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Email: johxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Remember, all prize money must be claimed within 15 days of this notification. All funds not claimed on or before the fixed date will be returned as unclaimed and donated to charity organizations. Congratulations, once more from the entire management and staff of Microsoft? co-operation to all our lucky winners this year. Thank you for being part of this promotional lottery program.
Sincerely,
MRS. BROWN CATHY
(SECRETARY)
AWARD SPONSORS
MICROSOFT? CORPORATION.
Please call your claim agent if your mail was not responded to within 24 hours:
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF YOUR CONTACT INFORMATIONS TO BOTH EMAILS PROVIDED ABOVE.
1, Full Names:
2, Date of birth:
3, Present Contact Address:
4, Country Of Residence:
5, Tel/Fax:
6, Your Winning serial and ref. no:
7, Winning Email address:
8, Occupation
9, Sex:
10 Total amount won:
For Security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information CONFIDENTIAL
Microsoft? takes all reasonable steps to ensure that the information in this email is accurate.However, the company gives no warranty, whether express or implied, regarding the content of this email, nor do we accept liability for any loss or damage which may result from your receipt of this message. Any decision made by an individual based on information in this email is the responsibility of that individual alone. You have to note that the only person that have the right to represent you in your claim is your appointed Agent only.
Copyright ? 1998-2008 The MICROSOFT? Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline
Why don't you just give me Handi's cell number. Then you may want to claim the lottery prize I just won by answering the following email. I'll let Cath know you'll give her a call to pick up the 8 hundred thousand pounds in a couple of weeks.
Microsoft? co-operation management worldwide is pleased to inform you
that you are a winner of our annual MICROSOFT? USER AWARD-Lottery
conducted in UNITED KINGDOM .
Your personal e-mail address or company email was attached to
Serial No: SALP97585. Consequently winning in the first lottery category.
You have therefore been approved for a total sums of ?800,000.00 (Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds) Credited to FILE No: B665 75608567. With REF.
EC/9030108308/07. This is from total prize money of ?60,000,000, shared among the Seventy-five (75) lucky Worldwide winners in first category.All participants were selected through our Microsoft computer ballot system,
drawn from Canada, Asia, Australia, United States, Europe, Middle East,
Africa and Oceania .As part of international "MICROSOFT? USER"
promotions program, this is conducted annually.
CONTACT CLAIM OFFICE
112 Sockport Road,Longsight,
Manchester M60 2DB- United Kingdom .
Dr John Morgan
Tell: +4470 3189 1923
Tell: +4470 3189 6837
E-mail: [emaixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Email: johxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Remember, all prize money must be claimed within 15 days of this notification. All funds not claimed on or before the fixed date will be returned as unclaimed and donated to charity organizations. Congratulations, once more from the entire management and staff of Microsoft? co-operation to all our lucky winners this year. Thank you for being part of this promotional lottery program.
Sincerely,
MRS. BROWN CATHY
(SECRETARY)
AWARD SPONSORS
MICROSOFT? CORPORATION.
Please call your claim agent if your mail was not responded to within 24 hours:
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF YOUR CONTACT INFORMATIONS TO BOTH EMAILS PROVIDED ABOVE.
1, Full Names:
2, Date of birth:
3, Present Contact Address:
4, Country Of Residence:
5, Tel/Fax:
6, Your Winning serial and ref. no:
7, Winning Email address:
8, Occupation
9, Sex:
10 Total amount won:
For Security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information CONFIDENTIAL
Microsoft? takes all reasonable steps to ensure that the information in this email is accurate.However, the company gives no warranty, whether express or implied, regarding the content of this email, nor do we accept liability for any loss or damage which may result from your receipt of this message. Any decision made by an individual based on information in this email is the responsibility of that individual alone. You have to note that the only person that have the right to represent you in your claim is your appointed Agent only.
Copyright ? 1998-2008 The MICROSOFT? Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline
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My computer's running slow, cum breath. By the way, I took the email links out of my lottery winning post above because considering the average iq of the membership at this miserable excuse for a gambling website, 90% of these dumbfucks would be sending out there personal information trying to cash in on a chunk of the 800,000 pounds.
Where we playin golf next year?
Am I invited?
Eddie
I'd say Cincinnati, home of the 2010 world champion Reds and 2011 super bowl champion Bengals, but the casino (harrahs) won't be finished until 2012. So alas, my scumball, alcoholic, compulsive gambling, sexually addicted, over eating, compulsive shopping friends here at MJ's would not have one of their many addictions met.
I kinda liked the costa rican idean. Sounded rather exotic to moi. However, knowing the penny pinching caliber of those associated with this joint I imagine the turnout would be somewhere between 0 and 1 (myself included). Sweet home Alabama? Tennessee? I can't believe I'm saying this.........................Texas?
Eddie
