Blowing The Inheritance

[Clem D]

:sadwave: :facepalm:
lost the big teaser by a hook

As some of you know I got left a measley 3 k when my dipshit brother tragically passed while trying to fix the toaster while taking a bath. I decided to try to flip that jackpot. Instead of putting the money on the street in the meth or Ho trade, I decided the best way to grow the money was betting football. Anyway it's all in the general forum. I got some inside info from Lenny Milk and Soup Bone and todays Parlay and teaser are rock solid. I'm down to about 1800 after the tragic half point teaser loss. Thanks Southern Miss and Thanx To Ix Bender for reminding me. You're a Gem.

Anyway
400 to win 2400
Bengals -1
Lion over 44.5
Sd -3.5

Shmuly The Jew did not want to take that bet today.

Teaser
Bengals +9 (Lenny Milk)
Detroit over 34.5 ( Seals)
Sd +6.5 ( Soup Bone)
1320 to win 1200

 

[Clem D]

As some of you know I got left a measley 3 k when my dipshit brother tragically passed while trying to fix the toaster while taking a bath. I decided to try to flip that jackpot. Instead of putting the money on the street in the meth or Ho trade, I decided the best way to grow the money was betting football. Anyway it's all in the general forum. I got some inside info from Lenny Milk and Soup Bone and todays Parlay and teaser are rock solid. I'm down to about 1800 after the tragic half point teaser loss. Thanks Southern Miss and Thanx To Ix Bender for reminding me. You're a Gem.

Anyway
400 to win 2400
Bengals -1
Lion over 44.5
Sd -3.5

Shmuly The Jew did not want to take that bet today.

Teaser
Bengals +9 (Lenny Milk)
Detroit over 34.5 ( Seals)
Sd +6.5 ( Soup Bone)
1320 to win 1200

Another Nice teaser cashed to keep us afloat.
Bankroll stands at 2600. I smell a fat parlay coming my way.

 

[Clem D]

Enjoying the Breeders Cup actually hit a .50 pick 4 and the last pick 3. Rest of the Day is gravy.

Parlay 500/3000
Nevada -11.5
Wyoming -8.5
Stanford -8

Worth only one unit in the real world.

Teaser is worth 4 units
Nevada-1.5
wyoming +1.5
Stanford +2

1650 to win 1500

 

[Clem D]

Lost 2150 yesterday in college on the teaser and parlay. :facepalm: Some of you may have noticed the Nfl BTI Plays in the football forum. If not here they are.

Bears +8.5
Bears Over 31
Baltimore +4.5


Parlyed
Bears-1.5
over 41
Ravens-5.5

On te Blow the Inh. play
Parlay is 400 /2400
teaser 1650/1500

Parlay was almost bigtime but bear over landed on the a push so I got a $400 TWO team parlay which pays 1020 with smuly the Jew. teaser pays 1500.
Bankroll now at 2970
What a fucking roller coaster. That Bear game should have gone over and we'd be up nice. Oh well
__________________

 

[Clem D]

I come home last night and I smell something in the kitchen, and it wasn't the seahags ass for a change. The Slob actually was making dinner for us. She really caught me off guard and I was touched. I get in the kitchen and she has an apron on and she is singing and shit. She tells me to sit down and the French toast and Bacon will be ready in a minute. We have been down this road before Clem don't due breakfast for dinner. I don't know what came over me but I grabbed both skillets and through the feast out of the double wide, pans and all. I didn't say a word I just turned off the stove and walked back out and headed for dennys. When i got there, had my usual. The grand slam with French Toast.:0corn

Parlay 500 to win 3000
Bama-13
Nebraska-34
New Mexico over 57

Tease it 880
to win 800
Bama -3
Nebraska -24
New mexico over 47

For those keeping track at home the parlay is recomended for 1 betting unit.
The teaser for 2.5 units

 

[Clem D]

Digging out on A sunday Again
Parlay 500 to win 3 k with smuly the Jew
Blowing the Inheritence Parlay
Detroit over 45
Kc -pk
Tampa -7

1.5 units in the real world

1100/1000
teaser
over 35
kc+10
Tampa +3
4 units in the real world

 

[Wineguy]

So I guess this thread is done? Darnit, it is in the General so comments can be made. Blew $3000 in 4 weeks. Great money management on a guy that tried to make a living on gambling. Schtick or no schtick, these were your plays and truth is truth. Like I said earlier, Karma whenever you talk about or make fun of Family. Just sayin'.

:nono:

 

[Clem D]

So I guess this thread is done? Darnit, it is in the General so comments can be made. Blew $3000 in 4 weeks. Great money management on a guy that tried to make a living on gambling. Schtick or no schtick, these were your plays and truth is truth. Like I said earlier, Karma whenever you talk about or make fun of Family. Just sayin'.

:nono:

Thanks for chiming in.. Did I say it was done? I'm going to try to make this as plain as possible for you slower folks. Clem D and his family are not real. They are figments of my imagination. My name is Jeff. If you want to see how I really manage my money you can see in the real sports forums. (Just don't look at yesterday in the NFL as i got my dick handed to me). Maybe start with my college basketball picks they are usually pretty solid.

This thread was for entertainment sorry you didn't get it :142smilie

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

If it's for entertainment-- could someone come up with-- Dear Abby letter from the "mythical" seahag on advice on how to handle a deadbeat husband who loses savings than inheiritance--because he thinks he's a handicapper.

Now THAT would be entertaining.

 

[Clem D]

If it's for entertainment-- could someone come up with-- Dear Abby letter from the "mythical" seahag on advice on how to handle a deadbeat husband who loses savings than inheiritance--because he thinks he's a handicapper.

Now THAT would be entertaining.

Wow all my old friends are coming out. It's nice to be on a sports handicapping forum and get heckled by guys who never have the stones to put a game out there. It's fine though.
Actually I'm divorced 5 years now. Didn't lose all of savings either. Still have a nice chunk of it left. Again had the stones to try and do what I wanted to do. It didn't work out as I planned.
After a little over a year I went back to work. It was humbling but truth be told I had two much time on my hands while I was Living the dream.
Maybe I will start writing from the Seahags perspective.

I hope that covers everything. I'm sure a few others will jump on. I gotta thick skin. Have at it.

 

[MadJack]

Wow all my old friends are coming out. It's nice to be on a sports handicapping forum and get heckled by guys who never have the stones to put a game out there. It's fine though.
Actually I'm divorced 5 years now. Didn't lose all of savings either. Still have a nice chunk of it left. Again had the stones to try and do what I wanted to do. It didn't work out as I planned.
After a little over a year I went back to work. It was humbling but truth be told I had two much time on my hands while I was Living the dream.
Maybe I will start writing from the Seahags perspective.

I hope that covers everything. I'm sure a few others will jump on. I gotta thick skin. Have at it.

I don't understand, clem :shrug:

Some crazy shit going on around here.

I still love ya :0008

 

[Clem D]

I don't understand, clem :shrug:

Some crazy shit going on around here.

I still love ya :0008

Thats all that matters Jack. I'm not changing for anyone. :toast:

 

[Wineguy]

Not blowing you shit ClemJeff, just saying that if the bets had won, you would have been saying this was serious. Instead, you lost supposed 3 grand and you used to do this for a living. And lost it in 3-4 weeks. :facepalm: Crazy.

 

[Clem D]

Not blowing you shit ClemJeff, just saying that if the bets had won, you would have been saying this was serious. Instead, you lost supposed 3 grand and you used to do this for a living. And lost it in 3-4 weeks. :facepalm: Crazy.

Wineguy this thread was fiction. However all the teasers and parlays were played in my reeal college and Nfl threads and tracked using real world units. I believe it or not work hard at tracking my record correctly. I'm not one of the guys here who doesn't tell you that I'm losing. I don't disclose what my unit is, but on posted plays in Nfl and college It has not been a good season. I don't hide from that. This is fun for me. Even talking with guys like you on here explaining myself is fun.
When I have a bad week it does not hurt me financially. I'm in a good spot. I'm single my child support is paid, as well as my mortgage, and my car note. I'm not a deadbeat husband as I'm not really married to a fat woman with colon trouble.

I have met several people on this board in Vegas and they all know the "Clem" character is ficticious and let's me get some creativity out. I see clearly that a few people don't get it. It's ok. I'm actually taking a 3 dime loan out from Smuly the Jew to see if I can get the inheritence back, Thought You should be the first to know.

Love
Clem

 

[Wineguy]

Wineguy this thread was fiction. However all the teasers and parlays were played in my reeal college and Nfl threads and tracked using real world units. I believe it or not work hard at tracking my record correctly. I'm not one of the guys here who doesn't tell you that I'm losing. I don't disclose what my unit is, but on posted plays in Nfl and college It has not been a good season. I don't hide from that. This is fun for me. Even talking with guys like you on here explaining myself is fun.
When I have a bad week it does not hurt me financially. I'm in a good spot. I'm single my child support is paid, as well as my mortgage, and my car note. I'm not a deadbeat husband as I'm not really married to a fat woman with colon trouble.

I have met several people on this board in Vegas and they all know the "Clem" character is ficticious and let's me get some creativity out. I see clearly that a few people don't get it. It's ok. I'm actually taking a 3 dime loan out from Smuly the Jew to see if I can get the inheritence back, Thought You should be the first to know.

Love
Clem

:0074

 

[The Joker]

It's ok. I'm actually taking a 3 dime loan out from Smuly the Jew to see if I can get the inheritence back, Thought You should be the first to know.

Love
Clem

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Wow all my old friends are coming out. It's nice to be on a sports handicapping forum and get heckled by guys who never have the stones to put a game out there. It's fine though.
Actually I'm divorced 5 years now. Didn't lose all of savings either. Still have a nice chunk of it left. Again had the stones to try and do what I wanted to do. It didn't work out as I planned.
After a little over a year I went back to work. It was humbling but truth be told I had two much time on my hands while I was Living the dream.
Maybe I will start writing from the Seahags perspective.

I hope that covers everything. I'm sure a few others will jump on. I gotta thick skin. Have at it.

I understand its for entertainment--its just getting redundant watching the better lose and kick the wife around--thought it my be more entertaining for a change if the wife got in the picture--thought the dear abby would be appropriate--or maybe she could start thread with instead of the dream--call in nightmare on elm street.:SIB

 

[Clem D]

I understand its for entertainment--its just getting redundant watching the better lose and kick the wife around--thought it my be more entertaining for a change if the wife got in the picture--thought the dear abby wwiould be appropriate.

I think I may create a seahag alias and write from that perspective. We'll see if it works.:0corn

 

[Clem D]

Well instead of taking a risky high interest loan from Shmuly The Jew, I thought it over and decided it was probably a better idea to refinance the trailer.:0corn
So we are all set and ready to have some fun and get the inheritence back. :0074.

500 to win 3k
VA Tech minus 3
USC -3
Hawaii over 60

In the real world I make this worth 1.5 units

Teaser
770 to win 700
Tech Plus 7
Usc plus 7
hawaii over 50

real world I think this is pretty strong. 4 units

 

[Clem D]

Another tough one in college
Used
following parlay
Pitt -320
NE -210
under 44.5 titan game

1 unit gets me a little better than 4

Teaser for 3 units
Pitt+3
Ne +6
under 54.5

For bti
500 gets 2k


teaser for 600:sadwave: