Nephew buys brother a dog for Christmas

[The Sponge]

Sponge....

I was once told that when you get a new dog you should bring the dog into a vet for a complete physical & that the seller should at least split the cost & while there you should have a goomer clean the dog....

Yeah im gonna suggest that to my brother when he receives his present aka puppy.

 

[Nole]

i'll have my brother sniff it.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:


Laughing so hard right now!!!!!



Damn, that hit my right!

 

[krc]

pay $30 or so and take it to a groomer.

krc

 

[freelancc]

Reminds me of the time i went to Cancun. smells just like those cabs. I remember asking the cab driver if he had a wet dog in the trunk :mj07: after i said that i think it took me two hours just to get to a place i thought was right across the street :shrug: he wasn't to happy.

:lol:

 

[kosar]

Dog wipes??

 

[hedgehog]

Dog wipes??

thats like putting lipstick on a pig

just give the dog a bath sponge

 

[freelancc]

just give the dog a bath sponge

or a sponge bath..:shrug:

 

[bsucards]

Dog wipes??

 

[The Joker]

AND IT'S SLEUTH, DOPE!

:sadwave:

:mj07:

 

[hedgehog]

or a sponge bath..:shrug:

:rimshot

:s1:

 

[gardenweasel]

c`mon dude...you take it to a vet first thing......

lord,if i can bathe our cat(i usually need a blood transfusion afterward),you can certainly bathe a pup.....

seriously...sort of sounds like an infection....our cat(a diabetic) had an infection at one of the injection sites and it stunk to holy hell.....luckily,if it`s taken care of in a timely fashion,it`s not that big a deal...

good luck with the pup...i hope your brother is a responsible pet owner...

 

[jr11]

Maybe what stinks or your smelling is some of my college bowl picks or Noles fantasy football team, ya know it has been kind of windy and blowing your way, perhaps that odor just attached itself to the dog....

 

[MadJack]

I have a feeling that this 'gift' isn't going to be recieved too well :0corn

 

[Cie]

I have a feeling that this 'gift' isn't going to be recieved too well :0corn

Get outta town. I can't think of anything I would like more for christmas than a foul-smelling large breed puppy in need of medical attention.

 

[MadJack]

Get outta town. I can't think of anything I would like more for christmas than a foul-smelling large breed puppy in need of medical attention.

 

[The Sponge]

It was crying cause he locked it in his bathroom until he got back so i felt bad and went in and got it and sure enuf the fuker ran under the bed. Now i spend a brutal hour fishing the stinky fuker out with some peperoni. Poor guy is scared to death. I think im getting use to the smell :shrug: . So my brother gets back and has some puppy shampoo. Washes it an hour later. I go into his room and ask him how it went. He said not bad but when i was walking to his room i smelt that lovely scent again. I think he washed the smell right out of the dog and now half the house stinks. I just went to my buddy's restaurant to pick up some stuff i ordered from him earlier in the week and he wanted to know what stunk :facepalm:

 

[freelancc]

the way this thread is going we may have another Christmas Classic..:facepalm:

 

[The Sponge]

the way this thread is going we may have another Christmas Classic..:facepalm:

Playing with him now. He is loosening up. Fetched him from the bathroom again and he stayed right near me. I can still smell him but it is a lot more tolerable. Took him outside and i think he dropped a duece. Wish my brother would get home cause i feel guilty bringing him back in the bathroom so now im stuck. Horny little fuker to. Was playing with him and then he jumped on my back. Next thing i know he is trying to take avantage of my kindness :142smilie . How the hell does he know what to do at this young of an age? :shrug:

 

[homedog]

How the hell does he know what to do at this young of an age? :shrug:

Does your monkey stink? :shrug:

 

[THE KOD]

. I just went to my buddy's restaurant to pick up some stuff i ordered from him earlier in the week and he wanted to know what stunk :facepalm:

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I am no Shirlock Holmes but I think we are getting to the bottom of this.


Its not the dog , its you that stinks Sponge

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