Only OPEN if a DOG LOVER!!! u've been warned...

[lawtchan]

OK..

my bulldog's ASS has been smelling "ripe"...I gave him a bath and it still smelled like rotten fish...


I'm talking about I'm just sitting on the couch, he walks by and my nostrils burn.....

I called the vet and explained the situation.

Her exact words were '' YOU need to EXPRESS his ANAL GLAND!!!":scared :scared :scared

WHAT ......THE...... FUK!!


She explained to me the procedure of '"Internal" or "Externa'" EXPRESSION....

you should have seen mine....I threw up in my mouth...

I went on YOUTUBE and watch a couple of vids....

they say the 'JUICE" can squirt out and you CAN"T get the smell off you or your clothes...


I got nauseated....

I AM FIRST TO ADMIT, I CAN'T DO IT!!!!!

I told my wife, she'd have to do it and she looked at me like I was from another planet...


ANYONE had to do this....


FUK IT...I'm taking him to the vet and pay the 30.00 for the bath, toes, ears, folds, and ANAL GLAND!!!

Just wanted some thoughts from fellow MJers or BigGayCapper!!!

 

[MadJack]

My wife's mother does it to our dogs :0008

Otherwise, off to the groomer.

I have no idea how to do it and don't even want to know.

 

[Old School]

 

[The Joker]

Yeah - dog groomers do this everyday.......

 

[layinwood]

In college my girlfriends dog use to scoot his ass along the carpet. Well I had never had a dog so I had no idea and just thought it was funny to watch. That was until he POPPED one of those glands or whatever happens while he was scooching away. I'll tell you this, we moved out of that apartment not too long after that.

 

[lawtchan]

In college my girlfriends dog use to scoot his ass along the carpet. Well I had never had a dog so I had no idea and just thought it was funny to watch. That was until he POPPED one of those glands or whatever happens while he was scooching away. I'll tell you this, we moved out of that apartment not too long after that.

YES, I told that to my vet...I thought he was getting poop off his tail.


NO.. he was trying to get the Juice OUT!!:scared :scared

 

[Mr. Poon]

pretty sure Mike Rowe did this on a Dirty Jobs episode.

 

[the addict]

Just wanted some thoughts from fellow MJers or BigGayCapper!!!

:142smilie he would be the one too ask

 

[dunclock]

one of mine needs it every 4-6 weeks and the other has never needed it...its all on every dog...like allergies in humans

first time I took mine to get it done, they said would show me how to do it.... I said no the $12 price is just fine:0074 OMFG the smell:scared

if you take ur guy to the groomers, they are supposed to do it as part of the SERVICE but make sure you ask them when dropping him off :0008

 

[Mjolnir]

I think paying someone to so this is the best money ever spent !!!!
If I had a choice to do it myself or watch my dog explode, it's probably gonna explode!

 

[yyz]

I think I have that problem.