10 best Caddie remarks

[lawtchan]

TEN BEST CADDY REMARKS:
#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this
course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the
earth."

#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes , you miss the ball much closer now."

#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . That would be too much of a Coincidence."


#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good , but personally, I prefer golf."

#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

#1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."




and My FAVORITE......:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:




is the one about the Golfer who has been
slicing off the tee at every hole.
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy if he has seen
any obvious problems to which the caddy replies.
"There's a piece of shit on the end of your club ".
The Golfer picks his club up and cleans the club face at which point
the caddy says "No, the other end"

 

[MadJack]

TEN BEST CADDY REMARKS:
#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this
course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the
earth."

#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes , you miss the ball much closer now."

#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . That would be too much of a Coincidence."


#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good , but personally, I prefer golf."

#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

#1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."




and My FAVORITE......:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:




is the one about the Golfer who has been
slicing off the tee at every hole.
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy if he has seen
any obvious problems to which the caddy replies.
"There's a piece of shit on the end of your club ".
The Golfer picks his club up and cleans the club face at which point
the caddy says "No, the other end"

:mj07:

 

[gardenweasel]

top notch....:0002

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . That would be too much of a Coincidence."

:mj07:

 

[Woodson]

First year at the golf outing. Bohawk watches m hit a shot from the fairway. Misses the green.

"WTF!?!"

Bohawk says "It's your LOFT."

Few holes later, after an errant shot, I hear from behind me Bohawk say I'm telling you, it's your LOFT.

Finally after I lose one that looks like its entered the gravitational pull of Jupiter, he says its my LOFT one last time.

Getting irritated, I say What the HELL is my LOFT got to do with it.

And as he walks back to his cart he says,

"Lack Of Fucking Talent."

 

[Sportsaholic]

First year at the golf outing. Bohawk watches m hit a shot from the fairway. Misses the green.

"WTF!?!"

Bohawk says "It's your LOFT."

Few holes later, after an errant shot, I hear from behind me Bohawk say I'm telling you, it's your LOFT.

Finally after I lose one that looks like its entered the gravitational pull of Jupiter, he says its my LOFT one last time.

Getting irritated, I say What the HELL is my LOFT got to do with it.

And as he walks back to his cart he says,

"Lack Of Fucking Talent."

:mj07:

:0074

 

[lawtchan]

First year at the golf outing. Bohawk watches m hit a shot from the fairway. Misses the green.

"WTF!?!"

Bohawk says "It's your LOFT."

Few holes later, after an errant shot, I hear from behind me Bohawk say I'm telling you, it's your LOFT.

Finally after I lose one that looks like its entered the gravitational pull of Jupiter, he says its my LOFT one last time.

Getting irritated, I say What the HELL is my LOFT got to do with it.

And as he walks back to his cart he says,

"Lack Of Fucking Talent."

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

Oh, mama !!!...I WILL REMEMBER THIS ONE

 

[Nole]

First year at the golf outing. Bohawk watches m hit a shot from the fairway. Misses the green.

"WTF!?!"

Bohawk says "It's your LOFT."

Few holes later, after an errant shot, I hear from behind me Bohawk say I'm telling you, it's your LOFT.

Finally after I lose one that looks like its entered the gravitational pull of Jupiter, he says its my LOFT one last time.

Getting irritated, I say What the HELL is my LOFT got to do with it.

And as he walks back to his cart he says,

"Lack Of Fucking Talent."

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!


Holy crap!


:mj07: