Recent content by Smitty

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    Looked older

    Welcome to middle age. And... are you even allowed within 500 feet of a school?
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    Looked older

    Everybody looked older then.
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    My Kickserv Parlay of the XXV Winter Olympiad

    with my luck... they'll lose the bronze medal game.
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    My Kickserv Parlay of the XXV Winter Olympiad

    Curling... Canadian Men to win a medal with the Canadian Women to win Gold. +140 I mean, it can't lose. As Weird Al sings in Canadian Idiot... "They treat Curling just like it's a real sport."
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    Take your time, Royce.

    Ok, who else thought he was going to chug the cup of queso?
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    CBB Tues 2/10

    What? Has the game started? I thought the JV teams were still playing.
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    CBB Tues 2/10

    Not sure what to make of this one. I bet the Huskers last night at -125. Felt pretty smart when they went up to -148. Now they're down to -120. Let's go, Fightin' Hoibergs!!!
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    WTA Doha

    I hate when I see the future, but fail to cash in on it.
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    Plays Mon

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    WTA Doha

    Close. More like "fuck you Anastasia Zakharova." I gotta start hammering the first set in these anti-Ostapenko bets. Also, gotta live bet the returner to win every game. Gotta be profitable. No value betting against Ostapenko tomorrow though. Hell, watch her win.
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    Billy Bass Goes To The River

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    Superb Owl LX

    Thank you for the kinds words, sir. And the same right back at you. I've found over the years that doing the write-ups help me organize my thoughts. It's worth the time to do 'em. And your comment reminded me of an excellent quote from a politician.... If you agree with me 70% of the time...
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    Super Bowl

    Honestly, I don't think the injury was the issue. He looked scared to take chances and then he had NO time to throw. They couldn't protect his blind side at all. And, yeah, Darnold was laughably terrible in the first half. They were jumping the routes and he was throwing right into them.
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    Plays Mon

    Raymond, you may wanna cash this out now. Valpo was my only bet tonight. Which means they have about a 20% chance of covering.
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    SB 60

    Meh. I had Under 35.5. This can be a little frustrating at times.
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    Superb Owl LX

    HAHAHAHAHAHA absolutely NOT. :)
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    Mvp on the mic

    and he's drunk!
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    WTA Doha

    Fuck it, maybe it's the alcohol (it's definitely the alcohol), but I'm going to post this. Another anti-Ostapenko bet. I got it at +156. It's currently down to +128. Zakharova 4 to win 6.2 And I KNOW I'm gonna regret this one, but... Valentova in straight sets over Eala 2 to win 2.3.
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    Super Bowl - Sun 2/8

    We gotta get you betting tennis. :)
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    Superb Owl LX

    Yeah, that was the difference. Maye was playing scared most of the game. It's incredibly impressive that they reached the SB with two rookies on the left side of their OL. So I'm adding up all my bets. Thanks in LARGE part to Barner getting the first TD (still a sucker bet!), I had a very...
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    jason myers mvp ?

    I read a couple days ago that someone made some decent-sized wagers on both kickers.
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    Well we Finally Found out who Hammer1 is

    :smilies4
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    Superb Owl LX

    who woulda thought JSN getting 4 catches would be the hard part?
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    Superb Owl LX

    exactly 4-point margin of victory is +1500. just sayin'. :) alright, time to pour my beer and load up the plate. i'll check in at halftime.
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    Guys

    I was actually thinking about this. Not because of trick plays. It's usually a sucker bet (at these odds), but with both QBs possibly nursing injuries (Maye shoulder and Darnold oblique), maybe we'll see a backup in the game. *checks the rosters*... We could see Josh Dobbs or Drew Lock in the...
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    Superb Owl LX

    Shit, just remembered... I know (almost) exactly how this game is going to end. Seattle will have the ball at the NE 1-yard line in the closing seconds, trailing by 4. Will they run Kenneth Walker? Everybody knows they should, and NE won't be able to stop it. Will they (inexplicably) throw...
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    Guys

    What is the over under for Super Bowl 49 references?
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    Bad Bunny Tip

    FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!! Whoa, where did THAT come from??? :)
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    IX......................LX

    Sir, how dare you try to inject some common sense and restraint into this conversation! I'm going to have to ask you to leave. :) GL!
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    Superb Owl LX

    Yeah, I wish i'd grabbed 39.5 (I think that was the highest I saw it). Had to settle for 35.5 today. He'll probably fall under the # when he's kneeling down at the end of the game. :) I'm trying to keep an eye on it to see if it creeps back up in the last hour. The smart bets on props are...
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    Super Bowl

    Oh, I definitely did a double take when I first saw it.
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    Bad Bunny Tip

    THIS guy gets it!
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    Super Bowl

    I mean, I'd grab over 25 if I could get it at -125. GL, shamrock!
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    Superb Owl LX

    ripken8, seeing your tagline reminds me.... for many years, any time someone asked who my favorite baseball team was, I always responded "who's playing the yankees?"
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    Bad Bunny Tip

    I thought this was Bad Bunny.
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    Sharpest play on the board SUPER BOWL 60

    Do all those ref stats take into account that this is not Shawn Smith's crew from the season?
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    The XXV Winter Olympic Games - Feb. 4th to 22nd, 2026 - Milan & Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy

    damn canadians!
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    Superb Owl LX

    Rock, I'll post 'em, but everything I've bet so far was boosted, so not sure how much good it will do. The Henderson bet and Darnold bet are the only ones I would have made without a boost. This is what I got these at. JSN Most receiving yards (+100) Darnold INT (+119) Henderson Under 18.5...
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    Superb Owl LX

    Thanks, EJ! I'll probably end up making a small bet on NE for the game, but I'm going to live or die with my props this year. I'm just laughing at how overrated Seattle is and how much is being made of NE's regular-season schedule. That said, the left side of the NE OL continues to worry me...
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    Super Bowl Squares

    there is a rumor that it never fails. GL!
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    Kick, When are you heading to Vegas?

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    Kick, When are you heading to Vegas?

    https://www.circalasvegas.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/CIR-31111-AT-PAR-CANADIAN_RULES.pdf
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    Superb Owl LX

    Yeah, punters have gotten a lot better at keeping the ball out of the end zone. Helped in no small part by guys routinely fielding punts inside the 5 now. I've said for years that when teams are trying to decide on who should return punts, they just pick the dumbest guy on the team. GL, Boomer!
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    Superb Owl LX

    Injury Update: Emmanwori and Cross were full participants in practice today and are off the injury list. Spillane and Landry were both limited participants and are still listed as Questionable. Obviously we'd expect anyone listed as Questionable to play in the Super Bowl, but if Spillane is...
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    Superb Owl LX

    I'm looking at a couple different ways of betting this, besides just Under 7.5. Under 3.5 is +225. And I just saw a bet... Both teams to score 3+ in the first quarter. "NO" is -180, which seems reasonable. I also just saw the 3rd quarter Under 9.5 at +100. Something tells me I should grab...
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    The XXV Winter Olympic Games - Feb. 4th to 22nd, 2026 - Milan & Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy

    You're betting totals on Curling. Fucking love it. I suddenly don't feel like such a degenerate. Nice start for the Canadian Mixed Team. I learned today that I will watch Mixed Doubles Curling but I will not watch Women's Hockey.
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    Superb Owl LX

    Just some thoughts for now. Feel free to chime in. There is a rumor that Marshawn Lynch has come out of retirement, and Seattle WILL give him the ball in goal line situations. Much has been made of NE's weak schedule this year, and understandably so. BUT... there's so much parity in the NFL...
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    SB

    Well now I'm rooting for the Pats. Slum, I really don't have much on this game. Gun to my head, I'd bet NE because I still trust Maye more than Darnold. But we don't know how Maye's shoulder is. I really like the Under, BUT.... Championship games just seem to find ways to go Over. I think...
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    Pluribus (2025) - Apple TV

    I mean, pretty much gotta be, right? I don't know how to hide spoilers, so I'm just going to do this... SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILER ALERT!! For me, the biggest similarity to Breaking Bad (I haven't watched Better Call Saul) is that by the end I hate the main character, and am...
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    Pluribus (2025) - Apple TV

    Another great season.
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    Random thoughts for tuesday

    Drake has been a GREAT bet-against at home this year, but I think they've been decent on the road.
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    Decent SB Betting Conversation

    Good stuff, thanks. Just finished part 2. While Seattle obviously played a tougher regular season schedule, I think Frank B. is glossing over what an easy path they had in the playoffs. Both games at home, they played a decimated SF team, and the Rams, who were playing their 3rd straight...
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    House of the Dragon

    None that you can SEE. They're pretty good wizards.
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    Monday 2/2

    Fucking Selekhmeteva (*side note... fucking Selekhmeteva would be enjoyable). I need to be able to wager on if a player will be serving for the match. Because she did a good job, after being down 2 breaks in the first set. She just let Ostapenko keep fucking up. Oh, but then she had to serve...
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    What sports betting strategies or picks do you focus on most

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    Vice TV - The Sports Betting Boom - Out of Bounds

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    Goalie Fights

    here's the best fight in hockey history.
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    Vice TV - The Sports Betting Boom - Out of Bounds

    This guy seems trustworthy.
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    Monday 2/2

    Abu Dhabi? Don't mind if I do. Abu Dhabi? Don't mind if I do. Oksana Selekhmeteva 2 to win 2.5 Sonmez 2.3 to win 2 Parlay Kartal/Tjen 2 to win 3.2 And I am 100% going to regret this, but... Parlay Kartal/Selekhmeteva/Sonmez/Tjen 1 to win 9.5
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    Plays Sun

    NICE!!
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    socon hoops

    you should be snowed in more often. :) nicely done.
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    Plays Sun

    I was trying to remember who posted this the other day. Thank you, sir. I was late to the party, but grabbed him at -172 after Day 2. If nothing else, I still got good value, as he's -1600 now.
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    What's the most miles you every drove in one straight run stopping for gas/snacks,restroom?

    Here's a road trip that definitely requires some stops.
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    Vice TV - The Sports Betting Boom - Out of Bounds

    Thank you. Always nice to get some positive feedback.
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    Movies I have watched since being quarantined

    "How could I have known that murder sometimes smells like honeysuckle?" They sure don't write 'em like that any more.
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    ARROW

    Up 78-68 with 1:13 left and somehow never got to the FT line.
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