Recent content by Smitty

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    Sub life would really really really really suck!

    He didn't even mention hot racking.
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    Texas Children's (while everyone else is paying attention to CBB and MLB)

    Counterpoint: He knocked her up 9 months before the Masters? How fucking stupid is he? The rumor (that I'm starting now) is that Rory knocked her up to distract him.
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    Texas Children's (while everyone else is paying attention to CBB and MLB)

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    Illinois

    First of all, if they're doing this just for potentially reaching the Final Four, what they hell are they going to do next weekend if they win? And secondly... THE NAME OF THE CITY IS CHAMPAIGN!!! WTF???? Illinois curbs alcohol sales Saturday with Final Four at stake Myron MedcalfMar 27...
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    MGM ALL INCLUSIVE NOW

    Micro cilantro? Hell, I wouldn't even need help finishing that myself. Now, if it was full-sized cilantro... I'd need some help.
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    Armageddon at Mar-a-lago

    It's that damn vote-by-mail scam.
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    Skenes.

    Between his last WBC start and today... he's really struggling to put guys away with 2 strikes.
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    Armageddon at Mar-a-lago

    Oh, that sucks. Have you SEEN the price of gas recently?
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    How Does Sean Duffy Still Have His Position?

    Huh. I missed when Pete Buttigieg was driving the train. That didn't stop you idiots.
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    What could go wrong?

    Well, Sunday I parlayed Iowa St/Florida/Arizona. I think it came out to -101. Was feeling pretty good about it after Iowa State came back to win.
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    I believe him

    How ironic would it be if that video was AI? It's an insane dilemma right now. The data centers are an absolute scourge on our society. But... we almost CAN'T let China get far ahead of us in AI. And there's no way they're going to pause what they're doing. If we had competent leadership...
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    Man, I just love

    articles about trump voters who are getting fucked now.
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    This is ridiculous

    $400 may be a steal!
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    What's Your Move?

    I've been sitting on some cash for about 4 years now, just waiting for the market to drop significantly. Of course, it never happened under the steady hand of the last administration (couldn't resist!), but I figured I'd get an opportunity sometime between 2025 - 2028. May buy more of my...
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    Snake Blanket

    How'd I know it was in Australia? Even the blankets aren't safe!
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    Dear MAGA

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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    Since ageecee never answered when I asked if he knew the number.... It's 68. 68 incidents of illegal immigrants casting a vote in the last 40 years.
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    NY Governor Kathy Hochul

    Yup, Hochul is a piece of shit. But, sadly, the Republicans can't come up with a decent enough candidate to beat her. Shows you how awful they are.
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    March 18th Tennis Action

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    Movies I have watched since being quarantined

    Well, I haven't watched the new version (nor much of the original), but everybody knows humans (as embodied by the villagers) are the monsters. Unless, of course, Guillermo brought Godzilla into his version. That would be cool.
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    Crab Cakes

    Never made 'em before, but it was easy. And they did not suck. Jack, let me know if you're coming over for leftovers. :)
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    Movies I have watched since being quarantined

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    Championship odds

    Awesome! And what a game that was. Glad you were able to see it (unless you had Vandy).
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    Championship odds

    That alone is good news! :) How are you doing?
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    CBB Sun 3/22

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    CBB Sat 3/21

    Thanks, rocky! It's about damn time somebody broke down Junior's plays. And now I want a snack. Thanks a lot!
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    CBB Sat 3/21

    Yeah, totally kidding. It would actually be more helpful if you broke it down day games vs. night games. Thanks in advance!! Ok, I'm done. :smilies8
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    CBB Sat 3/21

    hey, could you please break that down by days of the week? and maybe standard time vs daylight savings time?
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    Happy happy Birthday Madjackkkkkk

    Happy belated birthday! Hope you had a great day!
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    Plays Sat

    Don't forget to bet Tyler O'Neill to homer on Opening Day! :)
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    Plays Sat

    Round 2 always kills me. Gotta force myself to keep the bets real small the rest of the weekend. Except maybe UCLA tomorrow. GL the rest of the way!
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    Plays Sat

    Well, damn.
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    Plays Sat

    GL, Raymond. Probably my largest bet today is the St. Louis 1H TT Under, so we're somewhat aligned. Just don't see them having the success they did against Georgia's non-existent defense.
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    What a shot!

    But... did you bet them at +1.5 in that second game? :)
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    CBB Fri 3/20

    It's less common this year, because they are granting "continuation" like the NBA. So the kids are now coached to make sure they get a shot attempt up in that situation. They'd get 3 FTs. You're better off making them make a half court shot.
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    CBB Thurs 3/19

    Sounds like Junior has made you some money. So why do you keep pissing him off?
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    CBB Thurs 3/19

    Seriously, wtf is wrong with you? How many times does he have to ask you to stay out of his thread? If you're determined to track his record, fine, but do it in your own thread. Why can't you get that through your head?
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    Who wins it all?

    Only 5 1/2 games left for the first of back-to-back national championships. Go Saints!
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    CBB Thurs 3/19

    *ahem* Siena. Yup, my alma mater. Sienna is a stripper at the Spearmint Rhino.
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    ‘26 Madness

    GL, Boomer! Get well quickly!
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    Miami-Ohio

    Thanks, man. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then. I think that makes me 2-429 on multi-day parlays.
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    Miami-Ohio

    Junior, SMU is a lock to win this game. How do I know? Because I have this....
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    They Were Right

    They keep firing the person in charge of the jobs report. Which makes the numbers worse and worse and worse....
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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    Do you know how many cases of illegal immigrants voting there have been in the last 40 years? Wanna take a guess? The SAVE Act is clearly bullshit to make voting more difficult for people who tend to vote for dems.
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    Spring Break!

    Good point. Based on ageecee's theory that everything bad is the fault of the sitting president...
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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    Bless your heart. Oh, there's a dishit in this conversation. A real mental midget. This is so goddamn stupid, I don't even know where to start. "Iran didn't honor the agreement that is why trump lit them up again." When did trump pull out of the deal? You... do know that was during his...
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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    But dipshits like ageecee are convinced the dems are the enemy. So he keeps voting for politicians who let companies do whatever the fuck they want.
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    Dear MAGA

    Bless your heart.
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    Monty Python Ad

    kick, don't bother. It's not new. From the '70s, in fact.
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    Who wins it all?

    Yeah, the mid-major curse. You actually find a decent coach, you know you're going to lose him almost immediately.
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    Dear MAGA

    See, here's the difference. We tell you why it's a lie. You are a 5-year old who is being told things he doesn't want to hear. And yelling "lies!!" ageecee... it's past your bedime. LIES!!!
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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    My god, the stupidity that comes from your brain. He's finally starting to drain the swamp. He fired Noem. Long way to go. Please explain how closing the border has made you any safer. Were you afraid to walk outside without an escort before? Did you shit your pants when you walked past a...
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    Dear MAGA

    Holy fuck, have they ever. I learned many years ago that maybe... 95% of racists truly don't believe they are racist. They'll tell you about their black friend. They can't possibly be racist. Here's ageecee with his black friend. And, wow, as you said, they sure get triggered when you...
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    Dear MAGA

    Why do we have to ask this every time? Exactly what are the lies?
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    How to Fu@k Your Life (x2)

    Maybe they should go 100% Waymo. Fucking drunk 19-year old? Great.
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    Who wins it all?

    Um, guys? This one is easy. Before this year, the last time I went to a college basketball game was November 2022. UConn beat UB (University of Buffalo), which is a SUNY school. UConn went on to win the next 2 national championships. This year, I watched Siena beat the University of Albany...
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    The WBC

    You leave Bartolo Colon out of this!
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    The WBC

    Seriously? Skenes and Miller are the only two that I'd put in that category, and Skenes did not have his best stuff. He couldn't put batters away like he usually does. It was just terrible hitting. Trying to hit HRs when down 1 with men on second and third is idiotic.
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    Dear MAGA

    You know how you get upset when people keep calling you racist? Well, maybe it would help if you stopped voting for racist politicians.
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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    It's truly all they are capable of. They certainly can't have an intelligent debate. They are fed their talking points. And when they regurgitate them here, and get called out on it, their tiny heads explode. Maybe they're ashamed, because deep down they know they're being used by people who...
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    US Refueling Plane Crash Kills All 6 Crew Members

    Ageecee admitted the other day that because he voted for trump, he'll agree with whatever trump does. Pathetic, but at least he admits it.
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    The WBC

    Is reminding me of why baseball sucks now. The best hitters on the planet, and they're incapable of getting a hit with runners on base. 7th inning, down 1, runners on 2nd and 3rd with one out... and Tatis and Marte are swinging for the fences. When a single gives you the lead. 13 runners...
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    98th Academy Awards, March 15th, 2026, Hollywood, California, U.S.A.

    I have a lock in a little-known category.... Will not watch the Oscars - Smitty (-1,500,000) *All the popcorn in the world, including Crackerjack and even Fiddle Faddle
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    Couple…

    GL, sir!
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    Hey Cie, Is This What You Voted For?

    Biden's fault! Or, hell, maybe even Obama's fault!!
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    US Refueling Plane Crash Kills All 6 Crew Members

    In all fairness, whatever the fuck is on trump's head isn't dignified either. I'm not convinced that it's hair. Well, not human hair anyway.
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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    You truly are incapable of an intelligent response, aren't you? Rhetorical question. Sorry, "rhetorical question" means I don't expect an answer. Ok, here's a serious question. In your mind, do you actually think you've explained how Joe Biden caused global inflation? *sigh* I can't assume...
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    US Blows Up Girls School - Trump Caught Lying About It

    I think you broke what's left of his brain.
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    So sad

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    So sad

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    Favorites with revenge 2026

    bump
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    US Blows Up Girls School - Trump Caught Lying About It

    You don't actually know any democrats, do you? I mean, if you did, they've probably abandoned you because you're incapable of an intelligent conversation.
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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    You could have saved some time and just typed "No, I can't explain how Joe Biden was directly responsible for worldwide inflation (and somehow not responsible for the US recovering faster than any other industrialized nation)." Are you seriously this obtuse? Has your brain just given up? You...
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    Favorites with revenge 2026

    And the line is climbing. Idaho up to -2.5 now.
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    Border jumping cat

    Pretty sure Louis is a Border Agent. When he pounced in the ditch, he was capturing an immigrant from MouseAmbique. Thank you, I'll be here all week. 2 shows on Sunday.
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    If you ever need a reference...

    Ah, there's the problem. We had to unplug the fax for the dial-up modem.
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    Oil at $103 and No End in Sight

    As WhatsHIsNuts said, the current prices are obviously a direct result of the war. Do you dispute that? Now, if you'd kindly explain to the class how Joe Biden was directly responsible for worldwide inflation (and somehow not responsible for the US recovering faster than any other...
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    Any Madjacker ever been involved in a Major News Story/Big Event

    Hold up, when did this happen? Ferdy is dead?
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    Friggen Americans!

    Yup, the GF and I qualify. Any houses for sale in your neighborhood?
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    If you ever need a reference...

    Sorry, didn't realize this forum was only for current clips. I missed that in the by-laws.
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    If you ever need a reference...

    Just call James.
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    AI Expert: Here Is What The World Looks Like In 2 Years! Tristan Harris

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    AI Expert: Here Is What The World Looks Like In 2 Years! Tristan Harris

    On the bright side, they are easily distracted.
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    Why 99.999% of Us Won’t Survive Artificial Superintelligence

    I've seen War Games. Everything turned out ok in the end.
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    How can anyone like Trump as a human?

    BP, you left out him talking about dating Ivanka and the absolute worst.... What kind of man talks about his one-year old daughter like this?
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    Dear Christian Right

    Yeah, the fact that Evangelical Christians voted for him en masse will never make any sense to me. Whatever else you may think of him, Biden is a much more religious man than Trump ever was. Same reason we kidnapped Maduro... Oil. And, sure, a distraction from the Epstein files is a welcome...
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    Dear Christian Right

    Generally speaking, I agree. But with some caveats. First of all, when we say "kids" in this discussion, are we talking about all kids? Everyone under the age of 18? Feels like a huge difference between a 5-year old and a 16-year old. Not sure I'd want to lump them all in together. I would...
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    Shit News for Trump's Kingdom

    You think this will be the first time ageecee is persuaded by facts? Worth a shot, I suppose.
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    Man Fell in Love with Google Gemini and It Told Him to Stage a 'Mass Casualty Attack' Before He Took His Own Life

    I mean, that's just more evidence of Darwinism, isn't it?
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    Dear Christian Right

    Thank you for the response. Can you please provide a link (to a reputable news source) where he states that he's ok with trans kids getting surgery? All I can find is that "Talarico has not publicly provided a detailed, personal opinion on specific surgical procedures for minors." Although he...
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    Dear Christian Right

    Please watch this interview of James Talarico and explain what you disagree with and/or why he's wrong. The discussion of religion is from the 4:00 mark to the 10:00 mark. If you're not familiar, Talarico is running for Senate in Texas. He is clearly a man of deep faith. Some of you claim to...
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    Native American Wells Open

    Good call on the balls. Sounds like Indian Wells used Penn balls in the past, but are going to the Dunlops this year, which are slower. Which, please correct me if I'm wrong, would just compound the slowness of the courts. Oversimplification, I'm sure. But seems to make sense. Slow court +...
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    Native American Wells Open

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    Native American Wells Open

    Gotta do something to pass the time until we get into the red clay season, AKA "the best time of the year." I found this on twitter, so it's gotta be true. I mean, somebody clearly put a lot of effort into this. Atmane 3 to win 3.6. Dimitrov has lost 9 of his last 10 sets, including 6-3...
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    Water Dogs

    Scout did not move.
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    Send Help (2026)

    Yeah, it's no secret that he's in poor health. Shitty way to go. But what a life he had. I mean, Demi Moore in her prime!! And, sorry, not familiar with the reference. Is Cole Sear the kid? (I wasn't kidding when I said I've never watched it.)
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    Send Help (2026)

    Help never arrives and they all die. The end. Or, as the French say, Fin. Also, the butler did it. And Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. Ok, I'm done spoiling movies I haven't seen.
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    This sums up why quarterback play has gotten so bad in the NFL

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48064834/taylen-green-top-10-qb-prospect-sets-several-combine-records A) Why the hell do they even test a quarterback's 40 time, broad jump, and vertical jump? B) Look whose "records" he broke... Anthony Richardson (great athlete, TERRIBLE quarterback) and...
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