Alton Brown dropped a new video

[Woodson]

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And this is a Christmas tradition. The Yorkshire pudding is truly amazing! My go to the last 4 years.

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Happy holidays to everyone.

 

[Woodson]

I see how it is….



Well here’s a new thought on the matter:

I hope the wind blow your fuckin’ wig off reachin’ for the deviled eggs

I hope your kids get salmonella playin’ with the turkey legs

I hope you try to carve the bird and slice your damn thumb off

I hope your mac ’n cheese come out dry and taste like a cough drop

I hope on all your Instagram pics your sweet potato pie got no edges

I hope your phone die mid-Facetimin’ and your mama can’t send blessings

I hope your oven catch on fire and the smoke alarm won’t stop

I hope the fire department pull up late and your casserole turn to slop

I hope your yeast rolls don’t rise and stay flat as a pancake

I hope your greens too salty and your cornbread taste like cake

Bitch, I hope you run out of butter mid-mashin’ the potatoes

I hope your deep fryer overflow and burn down the patio

I hope you tryna put out the grease fire and they run out of water

I hope you run out of fire extinguishers while stoppin’ the fire starter

I hope your pecan pie burn black and your cousin still eat it

I hope the dog snatch the ham off the table and you can’t retrieve it

Bitch, I hope… Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[MadJack]

I never saw the post for some reason and I was here all day Saturday.

And, I pay zero attention to the preparation of the holiday meals.

 

[Woodson]

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