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  1. Senor Capper

    Glock 40 compatible ?

  2. Senor Capper

    What ? No soap ?

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    For the man who has everything.....

    except a sense of smell..... http://www.pussysnorkel.com/
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    God or Evolution ?

    I just read Times magazine about Evolution and got to wondering what fellow MJers think. If God is your answer what religion , if any, are you ? If evolution is your answer than obviously your an Atheist. I, for one, do believe in God but not organized religion. I was bapitized Mormon but...
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    Talk like a Cardshark......

    Remember your 1st game of poker ? YOU: I'm holding 3 cards with royal-looking faces and a couple others with black triangles thingys. ME: Minnow Wanna impress those sitting next to you at a table ? Well even if you don't....... ARKANSAS FLUSH: Four cards to a flush (A shameless slur on...
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    How to make any sport wussy....

    Rugby Instead of dangerous scrums, use the paper-rock-scissors method to determine who gets the ball. Oh yeah and wear sweats with footsies! Basketball Be nice, and take turns shooting the ball. If they miss give em another turn. Football The ball? Round The field? Water The name? Water...
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    ESPN Zone ~Vegas~

    The Grand Opening of the 7th ESPN Zone is here in Vegas at the NY/NY Hotel & Casino VIP Party tomorrow consisting of Tommy "the Sorta" Lasorda, Buster "Buffet" Douglas, Nadia Comaneci (complete with tight butt cheeks) and Rulon Gardner (???). The theme centers on those who have "beaten the odds"...
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    Farting Facts

    Ok so this topic is a little away from the norm....... but then again so am I The word fart comes from the Old English term foertan, to explode. Foertan is also the orgin of the word petard, an early type of bomb. Petard, in turn, is the orgin of a more obscure term for fart--- ped, or...
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    How can a parent manage to `forget' a child?

    Here in Vegas this happens quite frequently: Parents forgeting they left their kids in the car and slowing baking them at about 180-200 degrees. It amazes me how often this happens, and a parent will respond " I forgot I left him/her in the car" No charges filed What stops a parent from doing...
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    A Little Help

    Well when it comes to bases I need all the help I can get......anywayz..... Day-Tripping Best/Worst teams on certain days..... Sundays STL 9-3 worst ET 2-9 Mondays MIN 5-1 CLEV 0-5 Tuesdays BOS 10-1 LA 3-10 Wednesdays ATL 10-2 TEX 2-11 Thursdays...
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    Limit yourself this evening.......

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    Scam & Sham or a Deal ?

    ATTENTION blah blah blah Congratulations, you have been selected to receive a FREE* DIRECTV Satellite Entertainment System! DIRECTV Satellite Entertainment System with FREE* standard professional installation!* You pay only $19.95 shipping and handling charge-- saving you more than $270...
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    Ouch !!

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    Jack might as well delete XFL

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    Bad day, jokes needed......

    Wow what a bogus day. Any good jokes out there? Here's a old one..... Airplane Encounter A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. Lo and...
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    Getting an eye full ???

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    P A R T Y

    Gator this reminded me of you.... see below thanks for the back-up yyz Woooooooooohoooooo [This message has been edited by Senor Capper (edited 04-19-2001).]
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    401K Investing ~~Looking 4 Advice~~

    Just got my wifes statement and she lost her butt. Guess I have always been so involved in mine that I failed to keep hers up to date, so to speak. Anyone having even "2 cents" are welcomed to reply.... Thanks in advance ~~~Lanny
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    Think you know sports ???

    Answer me this ........ There are 2 days in the year when the NBA, NFL, NHL and MLB have no games. What are they ? Extra credit question..... Its a toughie ! Put former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin's rap sheet in chronological order... A) Pays six figures in hush money to teammate Everett...
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    Riddle Me This .........

    Topic: Mathletics Latrell Sprewell is driving a bus. All of his illegitimate children are riding with him. First stop, they pick up former NFL Football star Dave Meggett and all the women whom he has fathered children. Two of Sprewells children get off. At the next stop, Meggett gets off, but...
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