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  1. Penguinfan

    And it still sucks to be Agent

    Yea, I dropped by just to post that. :nutkick inb4 atleastmyteammadetheplayoffs Hope your day sucked as much as I figure it did. :mj07:
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    I know it's wrong to stereotype, but they make it so easy.

    ESPN now reporting Ray Lewis wants to play for the Cowboys, GO FIGURE! Gonna have to update the resume there Ray Ray, been years since you were linked to a murder. You need a more recent bout with thuggery to get Jerry Jones attention. Right now Jerry is too busy thumb wrestling Al Davis to...
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    Man, everytime I think I may have found the right girl.....

    Maybe someone here knows her and can pass this along to her (Crosspost from Craigslist) To the woman that crapped in my car. (NE Portland) We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever...
  4. Penguinfan

    Where is Jack??

    No gameday thread slobbering all over the Cowboys today? Disappointed.....
  5. Penguinfan

    Holy shit, Rick-Rolled by the Macy's parade.

    Is nothing sacred anymore??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMwO9PX4_7c
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    If there is a Stanley Cup final game 7 I need tickets

    I have neither the time, patience or interest in arguing with anyone on this board about anything. I am just here hoping someone can help me out, I will make it worth your time. I know I am getting way ahead of myself here, but I won't have the time after game 6 is over to work this out should...
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    Anyone have a link to the proposed new tobacco tax legislation?

    I'm not a cigarette smoker, I will have the occasional (maybe more than occasional) cigar. I have heard bits and pieces on various forums I visit about the new proposed legislation being voted on as early as tomorrow. I have heard bits and pieces on various forums I visit, but would like a...
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    Hardwood floor questions

    The old lady has finally worn me down and I am going to install a new kitchen for her. MOST of the job I can do myself (just don't want to). She wants a hardwood floor and though I have never installed one I have read enough to take a pretty good shot at it. My question is what is the best...
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    Background checks on the web?

    Any place on the web to get free background checks? I remember a while ago my wife calling from her office with a little surprise from my past. I guess her and the nosey broads she works with were plugging names into a instant background check site to kill time (on the one day a week she...
  11. Penguinfan

    Since I suddenly need a new avatar

    I'll go with this please:
  13. Penguinfan

    Micro-stakes poker, beatable?

    Through a long discussion about weather on-line micro-stakes poker is beatable or not I have been challenged to a wager by a friend of mine. I say you have to be the biggest tool on the planet not to be able to beat the micro players at Stars, it's just not worth your time playing at that...
  14. Penguinfan

    Home Keg/draught system, should I?

    Been kicking this idea around for a while now for a few reasons, chief among them is I always seem to run out of beer when the distributor is closed (no beer in convienence stores here yet). I think it would be cheaper to buy it by the half keg and draught beer tastes better anyway. Any of you...
  15. Penguinfan

    The time has come for a moratorium on the RickRoll here at MadJacks

    It's not even that you get tricked into clicking on it anymore, you can see where the link is taking you no matter how well it's disguised. What is getting annoying is after every link posted that is not a RickRoll people have to reassure everyone that it's not by saying "Not a RickRoll" after...
  16. Penguinfan

    Video of Hellmuth getting bracelet #11

    Apparently they took a break from another event going on to give Phil his record setting bracelet on the ESPN stage: http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/the-big-project
  17. Penguinfan

    Whoever left me bad reputation for hating KC

    suck it, your town blows goats. Have the balls to sign it next time, asshat. Jack, please don't disable the rep system because of this, I'm just in a bad mood because of the religious idiots. That guy can still suck it though.
  19. Penguinfan

    I hope LeBron knows Kobe's jewler

    He's gonna skip the birth of his second child to play in game 5 of the Finals because: "I was there for the first one" and "I love the guys I play with" I understand, I really do, but if that's how you worded it to your girlfriend you gotta know it's gonna take a rock the size of the Kobe...
  20. Penguinfan

    Don't get drunk and play at the WSOP

    Or you could easily not tell the 6 and 9 apart, I'm not kidding. Not so much if they are your hole cards, but as community cards these SUCK!
  21. Penguinfan

    Place your bets. Agent or Penguinfan at the golf outing.

    OK, I am 6.5 hours from the MadJacks open and Agent is 45 minutes. I say Agent punks out even though he has no excuse not to show up being that close. I on the other hand will be there (no golf due to back surgery) if I can get the time away from work. Here are the posted odds, place your bets!
  22. Penguinfan

    Since everyone suggests Ontario and Casino Niagara

    In the other thread and elsewhere that I asked people say to drive the extra distance and go to the Canadian side of the falls. Where should I stay, gonna leave just before noon, it's only a 4 hour drive, and stay just the one night night. Probably get killed on the price since it's a...
  23. Penguinfan

    Anyone in Western NY been to Senaca Casino?

    I have some time on my hands this weekend and thinking of driving up to play some poker. The one in Salamenca is a bit closer than Niagara but still about 3 hours. Worth the drive or not?
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