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    The best moment of the year, honestly.

    All the Christmas eve company was very enjoyable, but they have left for home. All the gifts are wrapped and under the tree. The kids are up to bed. I've had a few drinks and need some sleep. Honestly, there just isn't a better moment during the year than this one. Merry Christmas to all of...
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    How much have you spent on alcohol recently?

    I never really liked Christmas much, but in the past 7-8 years I have learned to enjoy it more and more. I save money literally all year so I can spend like a drunk sailor and not have to use a credit card. I hate credit card debt with a passion. I still have probably two gifts to buy...
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    I missed this the first time around (F*ck Matt Damon)

    I don't care for Jimmy Kimmel, but this is funny as shit. <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eSfoF6MhgLA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> I'll live with the repost police on this one.
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    Gonna go ahead and pretty much get shit faced tonight

    Long week at work, hell, it's been a long final quarter of the year. Bought the big bottle of Johnnie Walker on the way home, so now seems as good a time as any to just get smashed. I doubt I make it upstairs to bed tonight. Hell, I doubt I make it to 9:00. Anyone with me? If so, let's meet...
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    Was just thinking about the cost of owning a dog

    No real reason other than the wife brought up some of the things that we have spent money on for our dog. She wasn't complaining, truth be told she loves that dog as much as I do. I was surprised thinking through it how much he'll cost over the course of his life. I know we could cheap out on...
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    Any guitar players in the house?

    My daughter wants an electric guitar for Christmas. She's 13 and LEFT handed. I have no idea if this is just a passing interest or if she will stick with it, but I need some advice as to what to buy her. Recommend me a guitar and amp, keep it under $500 for the pair if you can. Links to...
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    Why do you assholes need to park next to me?

    I always park my car far away from the stores I go into. I have some physical limitations that make it difficult to get in and out of the car and need to open the door the whole way to get in/out. My problem, not anyone else's so I think I am doing the right thing by parking a long way from...
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    You mathematical types

    What are the odds I will roll a 6 before a 7 in Craps? I think it's 6-5. What are the odds I will roll two 6's before a 7? How about four 6's before a 7? How do you figure that out?
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    Gardenweasel

    I received your red card and appreciate your opinion. You probably should step back and look at the big picture before you make a judgement. I got 4 green cards for the exact same post you red carded. Things can be funny, if you let them be. :0008
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    Extending an olive branch to TheBoys

    Since it's clear that my signature bothers you so much (and I think it makes my posts hard to read) I will remove one of the quotes. You pick which one and I'll delete it. #1 or #2?
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    Any truth to the rumor Romney was arrested for assassination?

    Because he murdered the President last night!
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    Jack, TheBoys has given up in our contest, please issue the Perma-Ban as agreed

    He said he is officially out. You can't quit a contest and not be declared the loser, especially when trailing in said contest. Please issue Perma-Ban as per his and my agreement as well as you agreeing to it.
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    Another one for Joker's collection (Cop kills double amputee)

    Houston officer kills double amputee in wheelchair
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    Someone explain why "Voter ID" is pissing off so many people

    Admittedly, I don't know much about the situation but it seems on the surface there shouldn't be much of a problem here. Why should you not have to show ID to vote? Don't you have to show ID anytime a law enforcement official asks for it if you are out in public? Why would anyone NOT want...
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    The only downside to college football starting up again

    The USC nuthuggers are back. Great......
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    Calling the principal, I never get this right

    Not that it's happened a lot, but I think I revert back to my high school days when I have to deal with the principal/teachers. My boy comes home and says he got in trouble in school and I needed to call the principal, so I did. At this point I'm sure we both wish I hadn't, ugh.... Short of...
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    Superstitions, you probably have a few

    BUT, do you really believe in them? I know I don't and always thought I was smarter than people who did because I DIDN'T believe in them. I'm starting to re-think my position. Playing Craps yesterday I noticed the following: Superstition #1 at the Craps table, keep your hands from touching...
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    Jack....

    TheBoys has agreed to a handicapping contest between himself and I and has agreed to my terms which I am quoting from one of his many mini dumpster threads directed at me: We need you to agree to perma-ban the loser of the contest and I would ask that it be an IP ban so no dishonest people...
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    Atlantic City, what happened to you?

    Let me preface this by saying that I know A.C. is not Vegas as far as gambling goes and the town has never been confused with Hilton Head, but damn. I've been out there every year for 8 years now with the exception of last year. We got back yesterday from four days out there early this week...
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    Deep fried Oreo's

    Not nearly as good as the name would lead you to believe. I mean, they are Oreo's which are 100% good all on their own, then you batter them and deep fry them. Tell me anything that isn't better deep fried?!? Well, I am disappoint. Had a deep fried Oreo at the local amusement park yesterday...
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