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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

    Dr.'s are saying not to worry about the bird flu because it's tweetable.
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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

    I told the doctor I didn’t want brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

    I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. She told me to stop going to those places.
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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

    I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says its terminal.
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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

    “Doctor, doctor! All five of my boys want to be valet when they grow up!” “Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease.”
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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

    A shrinking man visits his doctor yelling, “Doctor! Doctor! I’m getting smaller and smaller and smaller!” His Doctor replies, “Now now, I can’t fix things right away, you’ll just have to be a little patient.”
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    choking

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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

    I went and saw my doctor the other day, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

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    April 3rd Tennis Action

    updated record......... 2025 Tennis Record ------------------------------------- Parlay 5-12 Head to Head 40-38 Over/Under 0-1 Game Spread 15-21 Prop 37-45 Futures 0-0 +15.94 units
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    April 3rd Tennis Action

    -1.19 units for April 3rd😰
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    The 20 Biggest Upsets in MMA History

    ^^ Jeremy Kennedy was at odds around +510, nowhere close to be on the "upset list" in this thread ^^
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    April 3rd Tennis Action

    2025 Tennis Record ------------------------------------- Parlay 5-12 Head to Head 40-37 Over/Under 0-1 Game Spread 15-21 Prop 35-42 Futures 0-0 +17.13 units Mackenzie Mcdonald beat Brandon Nakashima $2.80 (+180) *1 unit Diana Shnaider to beat Ekaterina Alexandrova in straight sets $2.70...
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    Copa Del ray

    See told ya
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    Copa Del ray

    Stay away from "asian handicap" betting, that'll mess with your head. Just wait until you see a +0.75 odds betting line, or a -1.25 betting line, that'll fuck ya right up:p
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    2025 MMA News

    ^^^ Not MMA News^^
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    UFC Vegas 105, April 5th, Enterprise, Nevada

    Solid handicapping right there.
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    2025 MMA News

    https://www.mmamania.com/2025/4/1/24398486/ufc-doofus-bryce-mitchell-adolf-hitler-not-afraid-talk-my-peoples-heritage-espn-mma-jean-silva Bryce talking about Hitler again. This guy might be the dumbest mother fucker on Earth (flat Earth).
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    UFC Vegas 105, April 5th, Enterprise, Nevada

    Fight Card --------------------------------------------- Josh Emmett vs. Lerone Murphy Pat Sabatini vs. Joanderson Brito Cortavious Romious vs. Lee Chang-ho Martin Buday vs. Uran Satybaldiev Brad Tavares vs. Gerald Meerschaert Torrez Finney vs. Robert Valentin Ode’ Osbourne vs. Luis Gurule Diana...
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    Where is the MAGA outrage over this pardon? Hedgehog especially.

    Where is DOGS THAT BARK at? Where is hedgehog at? Where is Cricket at? Where is oldmansrt at?
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