I think the 'Promised Land' bleed was alluding to was having the chance to have sex with new tennis starlet, J Konta of Great Britain
I just got out of the gloryhole queue, and waiting to run a train through the young, virile lass
fuck it, I found it just now..................................................................................................
PRESENTING KICKSERV'S NEW AVATAR
wesley snipes just called me from a Lockheed L-1011 Tristar...
he said, "Bro, Corey Anderson is a lock and I'll finish all the terrorists in the sky." He also said, "Always bet on black."