Gun to my head I'd take Brewers, yankees, dodgers, Mariners, and a chance on the possibility of scarring my adversary before trigger. Barring complications. Rationalizations. Take my rations, please.
The good news is that I'm too <nevermind> to petition a driver to tie one on in this sorry town.
Dealer's choice.
Mama, here's a postcard to let you know
I'm in a salt-mine and looking for coal