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  1. Smitty

    A desperate plea to Iowa's offensive coordinator

    STOP RUNNING THAT FUCKING STRETCH PLAY!!! KEEP IT BETWEEN THE TACKLES!!! between is tackles is getting you 4 yards a pop. that stretch play is being stopped for no gain every time.
  2. Smitty

    Friday

    looking to bounce back from yesterday's ass raping. whoever got me didn't even have the decency to lube up. pretty sure he used sandpaper. :mad: Virginia (pk) 1 unit. hard to love this game, because both teams should struggle to score. but after a good start to the season and a terrible...
  3. Smitty

    Thursday

    I really hate laying road chalk, especially in conference games. and now I missed out on better lines on both games. tcu (-7) 1 unit. the texas defense has been a LOT better the last few games, but I'm not impressed by wins over texas tech, west virginia, and oklahoma st. tcu has a much more...
  4. Smitty

    Thursday

    happy thanksgiving to all madjackers!! the best day of the year... dedicated to overeating and watching football. :toast: might as well play all 3. Detroit (-7) 3 units. I expect the Detroit defense to dominate today. in fact, cutler may leave ford field at halftime, crying for his mommy...
  5. Smitty

    Sunday

    Tennessee (+11.5) 2 units Tennessee (ML) 1 unit to win 5.5. well, mark sanchez finally faced some game pressure last week, and the results were predictable (really, check my write-up for that game. I damn near nailed it!). I expected two TAINTs. instead, it was one TAINT and a fumble...
  7. Smitty

    Saturday

    I hereby present to you some wonderful fade opportunities, especially in the 3:30 and early evening games. i'll be at a party where football will be on tv and people will know I have money on the games. I don't know about y'all, but any time I'm with people who don't bet, but know I have money...
  8. Smitty

    Thursday

    tonight's action features the largest total I will post all night!!! and the 2nd largest total I will post all night!!! k st (ML) 3 units to win 3.4. ok, maybe this one's too easy. maybe k st hasn't gotten over the tcu loss. but I really don't think I've seen a k st team that was unprepared...
  9. Smitty

    Tuesday MACtion

    ohio (pk) 3 units. once again, the line is BEGGING for northern ill money. and i'll keep saying it... this year's huskies are a few notches below what they've been the last couple years. they have only covered 1 of their last 7 games. they are in a great look-ahead spot, with a matchup with...
  10. Smitty

    Monday

    more an action play than anything else. hard to love this game. Tennessee (ML) 1 unit to win 2.6. this is odd, and probably irrelevant, but 3 of the last 4 years, the steelers have lost the game before their bye as a fav. pitt tends to play to the level of their opponent, so i'll take a shot...
  11. Smitty

    Sunday

    holy shit, I'm playing almost every game today. Houston (+4) 2 units Houston (ML) 1 unit to win 1.7. ok, we've got a team that finds ways to lose against a team that's been finding ways to win. but this is a perfect letdown spot for the browns, after a convincing win over Cincinnati, and...
  13. Smitty

    Saturday

    temple (+12) 3 units. psu has beaten 2 teams this year by more than 6 points - umass and akron. temple is a lot better than umass and akron. a small ML play ain't a bad idea either. first team to 10 wins this game. temple/psu under (40) 2 units. army/wku over (70) 3 units. first team to...
  14. Smitty

    Friday

    whoa. college hoops again. sorry for the late post. I usually lay low the first couple weeks, but I couldn't resist this one... siena (+5.5) 2 units. siena (ML) 1 unit to win 2. the saints return almost literally everyone from their tournament championship team. granted, it was the cbi or...
  15. Smitty

    Monday

    somebody pinch me... am I really getting points from mark sanchez again? :00hour:00hour Carolina (+7) 3 units Carolina (ML) 2 units to win 5.2. seriously? mark sanchez? the guy who's going to make cam newton the best qb on the field tonight? the eagles have been doing it with smoke and...
  16. Smitty

    Sunday

    Jacksonville (+7.5) 2 units Jacksonville (ML) 1 unit to win 2.8. we'll see how healthy romo's back really is. that long flight couldn't have helped. we're only one play away from brandon weeden again. and the cowboys' troubles started 2 weeks ago, when they lost at home to the redskins...
  17. Smitty

    Utah

    seriously? how the fuck do these guys know that I have a big play on the utes money line? what other explanation is there for that stupid shit? if anyone didn't see that, Utah hit a huge play for a td to go up 14-0. oh, except the moron dropped the ball at the 1-yard line to start his...
  19. Smitty

    Saturday

    purdue (+17.5) 2 units. the boilermakers are 7-2 ATS on the year, they've covered 6 of their last 7, and all 4 since Appleby took over at qb. Georgia st (ML) 2 units to win 4.2. make no mistake - both teams are horrible (what happened to troy?). both have played the same 3 opponents the...
  20. Smitty

    Thursday

    no maction tonight. :00hour nobody is colder than I am right now. I'm so bad that I'm calling my plays into eeeerock. that said, I should have posted this before I played it. clearly my monster bet just drove the line down 1.5 points. wf/Clemson under (42.5) 3 units. as cold as I am, this...
  21. Smitty

    Wednesday MACtion

    oh, baby, looks like it's my MAC game of the year tonight. ok, it's not a huge play. but will probably be my largest mac play this year. at least until next week. ball st (+3) 2 units ball st (ML) 2 units to win 2.8. really like the cardinals in this spot, even though the line movement...
  22. Smitty

    Tuesday Night Maction

    I was going to stay off these games, but how could I resist the first tuesday night maction(TM) of the year? 1 unit each. kent (+13.5) I think it's telling that some 13s are popping up instead of 14s. the golden flashes may be catching the rockets looking ahead to next week's game against...
  23. Smitty

    Monday

    waited too damn long to get the 3.5, so fuck it. giants (ML) 2 units to win 3. under (51) 3 units. if this is one of those rare primetime games when both the short road fav and the over hit, then so be it. believe me, I am well aware that the colts should roll tonight. but if the best...
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