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    (DOG DAYS OF SUMMER MY ARSE)

    BOYS WHAT DO THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER HAVE TO DO WITH DOGS.ITS BEEN 90 DEGREES AND HOT AND HUMID NOW FOR 3 STRAIGHT DAYS AND I AM GETTING FED UP WITH MY DOG BROWNIE BEING SPOILED BY MY WIFE.WE ONLY HAVE ONE AIR CONDITIONER IN THE HOUSE SO WE KEEP IT IN OUR BEDROOM HOWEVER THE PROBLEM IS MY WIFE...
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    HEY JACK (AM I SEEING THINGS)

    JACK WHAT IS GOING ON HERE AT MADJACKS FORUM DO I SEE WWW.BETCASCADE.COM ON YOUR SPORTSBOOK LIST.JACK YOU MADE A GOOD BUSINESS DECISION I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS SPORTSBOOK.I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO UNCLE LENNY BUT DAVE AT CUSTOMER SERVICE IS A GOOD MAN. BOYS THIS IS BREAKING NEWS JACK HAS SIGNED THE...
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    (THERES NO CRYING IN GOLF)

    BOYS I AM FED UP WITH ALL THIS MICHELLE WEI TALK SHE HAS NEVER WON ANYTHING AND TODAY SHE PROVED SHE IS GUTLESS.SHE IS A LITTLE SPOILED BRAT WHO HAS NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE.WHY IS THE MEDIA NOT JUMPING ALL OVER HER FOR QUITTING TODAY IN THE GOLF TOURNAMENT.SHE KNEW SHE HAD NO CHANCE OF...
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    (O.K. FELLAS LETS HAVE SOME FUN)

    I WAS JUST THINKING OF A WAY TO HAVE SOME FUN IN THIS FORUM AND I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION WE NEED A MADJACKS PICTURE SURVEY.I SAY WE GET A PICTURE OF ALL THE LOSERS WHO SHOWED UP AT THE MADJACKS VEGAS PARTY THEN WE POST EACH PERSON IN THE FORUM THEN WE HAVE ALL THE FEMALES OR FAGS IN THE...
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    IS SCOTT FROM ATLANTA STILL AROUND

    AS MUCH AS I DIDNT LIKE THE F-CKING KID I MISS HIS PHOTOS IS SCOTT FROM ATLANTA STILL AROUND :shrug: I WANT TO RUN A POLL BUT I NEED SCOTT FROM ATLANTA'S HELP WITH SOME PICTURES.LETS GO SCOTTY BOY GET YOUR ARSE IN HERE YOU CHICKEN SHIT.
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    (VEGAS PICTURES ARE CLASSICS)

    JACK I DONT KNOW HOW YOU DO IT YOUR A GENIUS TO GET NIT WITS FROM THIS FORUM TO ACTUALLY POSE FOR PICTURES IN PUBLIC SO WE CAN LAUGH OUR ARSES OFF IS BRILLIANT :mj07: :mj07: JACK THE FUNNY THING IS THESE CLOWNS ACTUALLY DONT KNOW YOU SET THEM UP THEY THINK THEY LOOK NORMAL.JACK LEVEL WITH ME I...
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    (ARE YOU CRAZY, I CANT WEAR THOSE)

    BOYS AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY WIFE AT TIMES SHE DOES SOME REALLY CRAZY THINGS.LAST NIGHT SHE WENT SHOPPING FOR SOME SUMMER CLOTH'S I TOLD HER I WAS ALL SET I HAVE 3 PAIRS OF SHORTS AND A BUNCH OF GOLF SHIRTS THIS IS ALL I NEED.WELL MY LOVELY WIFE TOOK IT UPON HERSELF TO PICK ME UP WAIT A MINUTE BOYS...
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    IMAGINE LOSING A HALF BILLION DOLLARS IN ONE DAY

    BOYS COULD YOU IMAGINE LOSING A HALF BILLION DOLLARS IN ONE DAY JUST BECAUSE YOUR 62 YEAR OLD ARROGANT FATHER WAS A HORNY BASTARD.YEH POOR LITTLE DONNY TRUMP JR. JUST LOST A HALF A BILLION BIG ONES WHEN (THE DONALDS) LATEST GOLD DIGGER JUST GAVE BIRTH TO TRUMPS 2ND SON.THE LITTLE PUSSY DON JR...
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    JACK OR IE2002

    JACK SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FATHER THIS MORNING. YOUR FORUM MEANS A LOT TO US ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE OF OUR FAMILY MEMBERS PASSES AWAY.WHEN MY FATHER PASSED AWAY LAST APRIL 23RD THE GUYS IN THIS FORUM REALLY MADE ME FEEL GOOD WITH THERE KIND WORDS.I SAW PICTURES OF YOUR FATHER JACK AND HE LOOKED...
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    GUESS THE PENIS SIZE OF THE POSTER ABOVE YOU

    HEY JACK CAN WE CUT THE BULLSHIT WITH ALL THE KIDS GAMES YOU ARE PLAYING TODAY.GUESS THE AGE AND WEIGHT OF THE POSTER ABOVE YOU WHO REALLY GIVES A F-CK. GUESS THE PENIS SIZE OF THE GUY ABOVE YOU YOU HAVE TO BE WITHIN A HALF INCH TO WIN. :jerkit:
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    (2005 TAX QUESTIONS) ANY ACCOUNTANTS

    BOYS ITS TIME TO DO MY TAXES AND I AM LOOKING EVERYWHERE TO FIND TAX WRITE OFFS IF ANYBODY HAS SOME SUGGESTIONS PLEASE WRITE THEM DOWN. JACK I HAVE GIVEN YOU AND YOUR FORUM A LOT OF HOURS THIS YEAR WOULD YOU MIND SENDING ME A W2 FORM FOR MY TIME. I WANT TO TELL THE IRS I AM A SPORTSWRITER AT...
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    (JOHNNY ISNT THAT WEED,MARY WANNA)

    BOYS I DID SOMETHING TODAY I HAVENT DONE IN 30 YEARS AND I HAVE TO ADMIT I LIKED IT.BOYS I AM 45 YEARS OLD I WILL BE 46 ON ST. PATRICKS DAY AND I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I DID TODAY.FELLAS THIS MORNING I HAD AN ACHING TOOTH ACHE AND I WAS TALKING TO JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND A COUPLE OF THE BOYS AT THE...
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    (JACK I NEED A FAVOR)

    JACK YOUR OLD BUDDY HERE IN BOSTON BEANTOWNJIM HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF IN A LITTLE JAME AND I HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN FOR A WHILE.JACK I HAVE TRIED EVERYWHERE I EVEN ASKED THE NIGHT MANAGER AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB IF I COULD HANG THERE FOR A WEEK OR SO.JACK I GOT A LITTLE OVER MY HEAD WITH MY LOCAL BOYS...
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    JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN I OWE YOU ONE

    BOYS MY GOOD FRIEND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS THE BEST PAL A GUY COULD HAVE AND HE KNOWS HOW TO GET EVEN.I DONT HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS HOW MANY TIMES MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI HAS F-CKED WITH ME OVER THE YEARS.FEEDING THE BIRDS AND EVENTUALLY THE SQUIRELS ENDED UP IN MY ATTIC,PUTTING IN A NEW DRAIN...
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    OH MAN WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS

    BOYS SAME OLD STORY :violin: I AM DOWN GOING INTO TONIGHT WITH MY LOCAL BOYS.THIS IS HOW BAD MY LUCK HAS BEEN GOING.I BET THE MORNING LINE YESTERDAY I TOOK THE OVER 195 IN THE CAVS GAME I THOUGHT I WAS ON THE RIGHT SIDE WHEN THE TOTAL WENT UP TO 198.OF COURSE THAT OVER PAID JANITOR LEBARRON...
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    GET THE F-CK OFF THE LEADERBOARD YOU LITTLE FAG

    HEY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE I BET THE FIELD AT +150 THIS MORNING IN THE PGA TOUR AT PEBBLE BEACH.I NEED THIS LITTLE FAG LUKE DONALD SISSY BOY WHO WEARS GAY CLOTHES TO SCREW UP.I KNOW ITS ONLY DAY ONE BUT THIS LITTLE SISSY COULD F-CK UP MY BET IF HE GETS AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE...
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    ARE YOU GAY......TAKE THE TEST

    WELL BOYS WELCOME TO THE MADJACKS/BEANTOWNJIMS ARE YOU GAY TEST. THIS TEST WAS INVENTED BY YOURS TRULY BEANTOWNJIM IT IS 100% ACCURATE IF YOU FAIL MY TEST YOU ARE A FAG.BOYS PLEASE BE HONEST I WONT MAKE FUN OF YOU IF YOU ARE QUEER.I ALREADY TOOK MY TEST AND I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM A FULL BLOODED...
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    (OH NO YURI NOT AGAIN)

    WELL BOYS ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN CHRISTMAS TIME THE DAY YURIS WIFE SENDS OVER A RUSSIAN RUM CAKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A RUM CAKE BUT I THINK SHE USES STOLI 150 PFOOF VODKA.EVERY CHRIST LATELY FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS YURIS WIFE MAKES US A CAKE LAST YEAR I HAD ONE PIECE AND ENDED UP ON THE COUCH...
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    MISS AMERICA 2006(A BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION)

    BOYS PLEASE SIGN IN HERE IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE 2006 WWW.MISSAMERICA.ORG CONTEST.THE WINNER WILL RECIEVE A 300 DOLLAR PRIZE YET TO BE DETERMINED.BOYS THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST CONTEST IN MADJACKS HISTORY SO DONT WATE TO SIGN UP BEFORE ALL THE GOOD DOGS I MEAN LADIES ARE TAKEN...
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    THANKS JACK YOUR A TRUE PAL

    WELL BOYS I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH JACK AND HE HAS AGREED TO GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE AT RUNNING A CONTEST IN HIS FORUM.I KNOW WE HAD A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS IN MY FIRST CONTEST BUT THIS ONE I RESEARCHED A LITTLE CLOSER SO WE ARE ALL SET TO GO.JACK IS A TRUE PAL AND REALIZES HOW GOOD I AM AS A...
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