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  1. yyz

    I'm with Jack....

    Fuck these drive-thru asshats. Just was at McD's. Ordered my grub, and got in line behind the other three cars. Everyone gets their food, and it's my turn....... "It will be a short wait on your food, could you please pull over there?" I parked, and watched the next 12 cars get their shit and...
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    Do you "Farmer Blow"?

    If so......fuck you!
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    Super Bowl in Vegas

    I'll be there again! Booked my flight with miles from Southwest, and will be there from Feb 3-17. Golf trip for the most part, with a friend from town.
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    Danny Willett's brother really isn't wrong.

    :shrug:
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    How old are you?

    Seems to me that "Jackers" are aging!
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    Where can I find what umpires are behind the plate today?

    :0corn
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    ?

    When did Forest Whitaker start pitching for the yankees?
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    Tonight's game is like the buffet at a strip club........

    Stay away! xstop
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    Scoresandodds already had the halftime line posted!

    They have Bills +a half, and the total at 20. They know the future..........:0074
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    Good to bad

    This trip was as horrible, as the last one was wonderful. I had FOUR four of a kinds on video poker in 20+ hours of play. The odds of that are about the same as winning the lotto. It's seemingly not possible. Craps treated me like shit for most of the trip, as well. I had a pretty decent 6...
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    Tiger is coming back!

    :mj07: Who gives a fuck? The talking heads are all yammering the same shit that they have on his last 5 comeback attempts: "He says he wouldn't come back if he didn't think he could win". Really? I can't fall for it anymore. He's going to come back, play like shit, quit again, and have his...
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    *****The Cons*****

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    Some things you just can't explain.....

    A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my...
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    Tom Selleck

    I feel bad that he needs a reverse mortgage :shrug:
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    Put the bottle down

    This guy will be found dead in a room some day. http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-central-blog/allenby-arrested-casino-near-john-deere-classic/
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    Olympic swim caps.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/73UfgMoWv8E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :lol:
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    Lucky Friend

    One of the guys I golf with every so often got a nice invitation. He is filling in for a guy who couldn't make this trip: Private jet to Las Vegas for one night, as they pick up the fourth golfer for a trip to California. They are going to stay for four nights at the Pebble Beach complex, and...
  21. yyz

    "PAY UP, YOU STIFF!"

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/07/14/stranger-kills-iowa-father-single-punch/87089834/
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    60

    Rounds of golf played so far this season! :00hour
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    Stop doing that

    First off. Hankies are disgusting. Why would you blow your snot in a rag, and then stuff it in your pocket? You might as swell just wipe it on your sleeve. But, the more gross thing is when someone is talking to me, and they pull that hanky out and jam it up their nose, two knuckles deep. Just...
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