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    Rickie Fowler is pissed......

    He is playing with Jonas Blixt at 1pm today, and Rickie is known to wear all orange on Sunday. Well, Blixt went ahead and wore....head to toe, the exact same outfit as Fowler! Even has the same exact golf bag! I wouldn't doubt this fucker ate his breakfast with chopsticks this morning...
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    33 states pay welfare at a rate higher than min. wage

    Gas station workers of the world should be quitting in droves if someone reads this shit to them! http://www.cato.org/publications/white-paper/work-versus-welfare-trade
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    So, I goes and gets gas today....

    Fill up the shitmobile and grab a Dr Pepper. Total comes to $40.78 "That'll be forty seventy-eight." I hand the girl at the counter two twenties and a ten. "The total is forty seventy-eight..." "Ok", I tell her..........Silence. "I need another dollar", she says. "Actually, I need...
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    Saint Hoods

    Well, I've seen two episodes, and it blows. As expected......it's just another bullshit "reality" show. If there is anything real about it, Boston is full of pussies.
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    How many of you no longer fit in your MJ T-Shirt?

    :0corn
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    Sweet corn season!

    Sweet corn is very plentiful right now in my neck of the woods. It is quite delicious, too! There is a roadside stand about three miles from where I work that runs on the honor system. They have a huge table with hundreds of ears put out each morning, and a lock box secured to the table. The...
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    The little guy wins again

    Need a new key fob and need it programmed for a Chevy Cobalt. Locksmith: Emailed him and got an email back. $60 for the who shebang. Dealership: Called them. Needed to find out, and get back to me. That was three days ago. Today I went down there and asked how my estimate was coming? "It just...
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    Do you know the difference........

    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: Between "puss" and "pus"? Some here don't. :shrug:
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    I'm glad I'm not the only one tired of these fucks!

    These assholes who have to shout out inane crap after every golf shot on TV. I've never understood why someone doesn't elbow them in the throat while they are doing this stuff...
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    The Boys

    If you were walking through a dark parking lot and looked inside a parked car and found a cute young lady sucking Miguel Cabrera's dick, would you knock her out of the way?
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    Madjack "Hilton" contest!

    I ran a free contest based on the LVH style contest. You don't win shit....you just see how you would do. Anyone who was in it last year doesn't need to sign up again, just log back in and play! Anyone who wants to be in this year, sign up! The password is "free"...
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    Oh, whoop!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vniDxrfuYGE
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    Chalk went 14-1 today

    Baltimore -180 only team to lose. Probably some big parlay payouts made today!
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    Do you piss on public toilet seats?

    You guys are out there.
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    Do you take naps?

    :shrug:
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    Sat Action

    1 Unit Plays 12-18 -7.21 2 Unit Plays 16-23 -15.32 3 Unit Plays 3-2 +2.46 4 Unit Plays 1-3 -9.32 YTD: 32-46 -29.39 ------------------------------------ 4 Unit Plays Colorado -120
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    Friday

    1 Unit Plays 12-18 -7.21 2 Unit Plays 15-23 -17.32 3 Unit Plays 3-1 +5.61 4 Unit Plays 1-3 -9.32 YTD: 31-45 -28.24 ------------------------------------ 2 Unit Plays Tex/Cle Over 8 -115 3 Unit Plays Pittsburgh -1' -105
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    I need a drink....

    This place is on tilt! What helps you guys get through a tough stretch?
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    Monday's Shitty Plays

    1 Unit Plays 12-18 -7.21 2 Unit Plays 13-21 -17.12 3 Unit Plays 3-1 +5.61 4 Unit Plays 1-3 -9.32 YTD: 29-43 -28.04 ------------------------------------ 2 Unit Plays Colorado -1' +105 Mia/Col Under 11 -115 Milwaukee -110 SD/Mil Under 5 (5 inn) -120
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    My golf outing thoughts

    Do you guys think you could have fun if you didn't get plowed? :shrug:
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