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    Jord20 Bowls

    No more betting for me. Instead I just decided to stand on the corner every Sat and Sun with a sign that says "Kick me in the balls three times as hard as you fuckin' can and I'll give you 5k." This way I only lose half the money I do betting, AND, I don't have to watch these absolutely...
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    Jord20 Bowls

    Please do NOT tell me there was a safety!!! If Horns don't cover this is the final straw that proves beyond all doubt I live in a simulation. WTF!?
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    Jord20 Bowls

    Dude, we are very similar. LOVE these comments. I read a ton. LOVE a great book. Since surviving cancer I've really gotten into meditating every day. Practice gratitude, thankfulness, and positivity. I listen to tons of guided meditations. Everything from Mindfulness, to sleep, to...
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    Jord20 Bowls

    Damn. With all the shit that's happened over the past few weeks, I can't even get stoked being up 14-3 early. Sad that I'm just waiting for a Texas collapse, some horrible play calls on 3rd down, a few garbage phantom penalties at crucial moments, three fumbles, two missed FG's and Zona State...
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    Jord20 Bowls

    Just got -2.5 this is hilarious
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    I guess week 17 in the NFL

    Meh. Good news is, according to quantum physics, there's a parallel universe out there somewhere where I'm not getting a giant railroad spike shoved up my sphincter every Sunday and variance doesn't even exist. So there's that.
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    I guess week 17 in the NFL

    This just reeks of a PITT/BALTY teaser. And I can't stand teasers.
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    I guess week 17 in the NFL

    With an O/U 37.5 PA (+105) that hasn't really budged I'd be shocked if he doesn't play full game. Been wrong about 52% of the time this year though so who knows?
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    Omg week 15 NFL

    BTC is a non sovereign, hard capped supply, global, immutable, decentralized, digital store of value. The single greatest asset thats ever been on planet earth and ever will be. I've been buying and holding since 5900. There's zero risk in buying BTC and holding it. It will be worth a million...
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    Omg week 15 NFL

    You spelled "anyone's" incorrectly.
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    Omg week 15 NFL

    This is the same guy who calls 3 bets with J6o pre flop from the hijack, and then calls a 90bb over jam on a K62 rainbow flop. And when the river spikes another deuce and he wins, he still can't figure out why everyone at the table is talking about how the guy who lost was on the right side of...
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    Omg week 15 NFL

    :::Muppet alert! Muppet alert!:::
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    Call his ass Out….

    I tore, not ruptured my achilles and that was bad enough. 3 months no activity. Rupture is fuckin' NASTY. Im playing in the WPT mens doubles and singles pickleball tourneys in Macon GA on Jan 20th and 21st for a national championship and cash at the 3.5-4.0 level in both. Sucks you guys...
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    Jord conference champion thread Saturday

    Hahahahahaha. The madjackers comment is so money. "Jord, not to be a dick here, but how the fuck do you make the muppet play of getting in as a 4:1 favorite, you're a horrible poker player!" LOLZ!
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    Jord conference champion thread Saturday

    Been since the WSOP '13( i think) that I've tilted this hard. Called a 4bet jam for 65bb near the bubble in the 1500 with AA when old man, over betting monkey spewtard 4 bet jammed pocket 9's.. and when I snap he flips his 9/9 like he knows he's good there. And of course he was. Window 9 and...
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    Week goddamn 14 is upon us.

    Oh shit. My bad! you still have a shot bro! Wine and dine him. Heard he loves a good steak and also Burger King if you want to really want to get fancy with it.
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    Week goddamn 14 is upon us.

    Kicks man crush on Jordan is certainly one for the ages. I think he's married though aren't you Jord? Like to a woman?
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    Circa Million help request

    Your favorite side this week?
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    Let’s have a week 13 in the NFL

    Jamis has the lowest IQ of any QB in college or pro history. Biggest piece of human football trash thats ever stepped foot on a football field. This garbage has happened so many times ove the years to cost me god knows how many 10's of thousands in betting and daily fantasy. I have friends...
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    How bout dem C-H-I-E-F-S

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