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    Football Pools

    With Football starting, Post the best office pool types you are in or run. From survivor/ suicide with different twists etc. I used to do a hilton 5 for 5 type. with weekly/ season payout. the best part was if noone went 5 for 5 the pot roled over to the next week
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    Derby

    Needless to say I have to bet a few bucks on my namesake Papa Clem $20 across Also running him on the bottom in $3 exactas. 1,2,4,5,6,10,11,12,15,16 with 7 And $1 tri box 6, friesan fire 7 Papa Clem 10 regal ransom 12 general quarters 15 dunkirk friesan fire looks tough
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    I know this belongs in the at the track forum

    But I don't think anone really goes in there too much. I use Beyer speed figs for a derby system I use. However to of the horses from dubai have no beyer figs. Does anyone know where I can find a way to get figures for those two horses?
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    This Just In

    Raymond Aquitted of Child Abuse. After his kids got food poisoning for the 48th time in twelve years it was determined that it was not intentional. It was determined that Raymond is simply an inbred retard who can't read the expiration date on milk. He is sentenced to forever being...
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    Missouri looks unbeatable

    Who is going to beat this full cout press? They have a legitimate shot to win it all
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    What a big time shot.. Siena

    :00hour great game
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    Punching The Clown

    I find in these trying economic times there is more reason than ever to lock the old lady out rent a little skinamax on demand and Rough up the Suspect:box2: What is your favorite term for stroking off?
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    It's like Christmas Fawking Eve

    Twas the Night before the tourney at Ol' Clems House. No one was sleeping except The Seahag My Spouse. That bitch had gotten a hold of my secret good swill, So I beat her with my fake leg until she was drooling and still. Naturally my son was all hopped up on the powder. The Kids brain must...
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    Week 3

    In my 17 point theory Cincy is a doubl qualifier and I normally try to avoid betting a bad team. This however is a team that has a lot of value in this spot. The recievers are good yet were MIA in preseason and Palmer had no time to sych up with them. They run into a tough Baltimore defense in...
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    17 point theory

    I used to do well with this a few years back. I decided to track how teams who win or lose by 17 or more points this year do the following week ATS, thinking that maybe lines would get adjusted too far. Also thinking the teams who got beat would respond better than teams who did the beating the...
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    Hey kids

    Uncle Clem is back. The Redskin Offense should struggle mightily the first part of the season. The emotion of Giant stadium should carry the Giants a long way tonight. I see the Giants controlling the game with superior line play on both sides of the ball. My play is on the total. Under 41.5
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    Week 4

    Ytd 3-3-1 -3 units plus juice. Rams+13 Double qualifier in the 17 point system. Line very inflated due tto the way Rams gopt beat up and the way the boys romped. Look for Boys to be flat, and for desperation to carry Rams, not tomention a pourous cowboy secondary as far as the middle of...
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    Halftime Food.. Not for the Poliically correct

    Whats on your Menu? Well with the accident and all, I needed a place to stay and a good woman to take care of me. That being said I moved back in with the Seahag. One out of two ain't bad. A wise man once said if you marry a fat pig you will never go hungry. I'd like to knock that...
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    Tracking a new theory

    A few years ago I started tracking how teams did following a 17 point win or loss theory being linemakers and public would "adjust" line too much giving some extra value. It worked pretty well. This year I'm going track something else. Calling it the Big Bang theory. Fade any team that won by...
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    Week 2

    1-2 last week. Lost 4 units. 49ers +3. Gore motivated after moms death. Rams secondary naged up. Pace done. Look for the 49ers to win a tight one. 2 units Lions -3. Do not think Vikes secondary can stop lions wide outs. I also don't trust vike qb.. 2 units. Good luck. Nothing...
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    Couple I played

    Wake Forest -19.5 3 units Usc -9.5 2 units Army is army. Wake plays good physical ball and they should really take over this game with their line play after the half. Nebraska will be a hornets nest for Usc to play in at first. But the trojans have an edge in every category. Think they win...
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    Let' s Give this a try

    The best sports handicappers normally don't bet week one in the "League Where They Play for Pay." They normally like to let a week go by to let the public and the oddsmakers overreact and get some value on inflated lines. Like Betty Ford always said why wait until happy hour when there is a...
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    Hey Gang

    Hello boys and girls! I've been away for awhile. Some of you may remember me as the idiot who quit his job and paid off his bills for a year and attempted to "live the dream" by betting sports for a living. Things were going just fine and proved to myself that I could do it, albeit a very tough...
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    Picks

    Ive been bad lately hope to get hot here. Pitt- 2.5 over Atlanta. Falcons got exposed as one dimensional and the Steelers stop one dimensional. 1650/1500 Carolina/ Bengals over 44.5 1650/1500 Pats minus 5.5 over Bills Bill B and the D will bring havoc on the Bills offense. Look for a...
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    Big Chalk

    Playing the Skins -10. I look for them to pound Portis all day. 1650/1500 Bears -10.5 1100/1000 Great devense versus Horrific O line and a Qb making his second start. Bengals -4.5 Line looks much more appetizing. Bucs can't score to keep this close. 880/800
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