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    14 beers, 5 hot dogs and a sack of peanuts..

    God Damn I'm rotten this morning. I drove to get my fat ass a couple dozen donuts this morning and let one rip.. It got so bad I jumped out of the ol pontiac while it was still running. Don't worry I'm ok, and nothing can hurt that Pontiac. I'm happy to report it rolled safetly off the road and...
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    Bearded Clem's Pearls of Wisdom on the Diamond

    There is nothing like opening day of baseball. Opening day came a day early in the Bronx, and the filthy animal yankee fans were throwing their own feces around the stands from the time their bandwagon dropped them off until the time they stopped selling beer to the front running savages...
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    Vyrus

    http://k00081.myspace.com/00081/51/97/81827915_l.jpg Is that your ride bro? How about letting Ol' Clem take a spin on that for all the winners I gave you pally. She made me rough up the suspect. My next bitch is gonna know how to make gazpacho I swear.
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    Bearded Clem's Inside information

    The Seahag is in Barbados with her sister. Can anyone summon up a tsunami that can sweep those two fatasses to Guam? Just them. I don' t want anyone else to get hurt. While the Hag is away Ol' Clems gonna play. Hopping on a quick flight to visit Uncle Louie at the track in Florida. Stop by and...
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    Wilson....

    I feel your pain buddy. So close. They were very fun to watch and a ****ing cash cow the last two weeks!!! You got a great coach, and a program on the rise. Have a few cold ones and think about what they accomplished. :mj14:
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    Mich State

    Deeper More Physical Getting 4 Played for 2 dimes and at +170 for a dime. This team is coming together at the right time for Tom Izzo. They takecare of the ball, shoot ft's and fg's well, and rebound good enough. If Duke covers I wind up the year still up over 2 +dimes. I'll take that any...
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    Wvu

    Wvu +2 600
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    Win a date with Terry Schiavos feeding tube.

    In breaking news Terry Schiavos feeding tube has been removed and will be available tomorrow for a night on the town. I'm currently trying to call in a few favors in florida, and may have it in my posession early tomorrow. Before I put it in on ebay I will pimp it out to one of our very own...
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    Oral Roberts Moneyline Mojo

    I nned some help with this one boys. i just pissed in the seahags sock drawer, but now Im calling out to a higher power. :mj14: :help:
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    Drexel

    They were up 5 with 2 and change left, and Buffalo goes on a 5-0 run. **** i need the moneyline
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    Nit Action

    Played all the following on the moneyline for 100 They will count against bankroll but not record. Hofstra +290 Drexel +240 Davidson +180 Vandy +150 Rice +260 Oral Roberts +450 Hoping for 50 %
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    Blake Not Guilty

    LMAO :mj07: They heard what a horrible human being she was and decided he was right to whack her. Look out Seahag
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    Bearded Clem's Tournament thread

    Bearded Clem's Tourney thread. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- College Basketball season was alot of laughs and I actually made some decent coin which I hope to invest successfully in the days to come. After looking at the bracket for a long...
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    Last plays before Tourney

    Well gang it's been a great year. I really enjoyed being here and got alot out of all of the solid cappers on here. 2005 college hoops record ytd 135-124-6 +1071 Add that with my pre Jan 1 college hoops record: It comes out to 261-268-8 +4476.00 Playing Gtech +3.5 200 Ready to roll in the...
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    DBLMUTZ is Saturday Dog Champion.

    I was in the process of compiling a nice thread with all the results when I was alerted via email that you had started your own. Congratulations on a stellar 10 -3 mark and turning your imaginary $500 bankroll into a whopping $1577. Get my email so I can get your address to send your cigar...
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    Saturday

    ytd 133-123 -6 +801.00 Yesterday Mich state hurt. Today Going to play Wisconsin -4 300 Ok state minus 2 200 Cuse Minus 5 300
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    Friday

    Will update Record in a few. Playing The Wrambling wreck. Minus 8.5 200
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    Bearded Clem's Inside Information

    A friend of Uncle louies son Sissy the Fag was at this bar in New Brunswick new Jersey last night called the Golden rail or some shit. While he was INSIDE this dump, two of the players walked in after 1230 and hung out until after hours. The INFORMATION I got was that these kids were not...
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    Wednesday hoops

    2005 ytd 128-119-6 Playing Ruptures +3.5 in the first Half against Notre Dame. Rutgers doesn't normally get blown out until the second half. I also think Notre Dame will be a little tight in this must win for them, as I figure they need to win tonight and play very well against syracuse to make...
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    As easy as...

    A fat girl on prom night after you threw her a couple dozen wings and the special at the diner. Updated Record for 2005 127-119 -6 +891.00 :142lmao: Ul Lafayette -1 300
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