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    Divorce...Canadian style

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    Redneck Drivers Application

    A driving application Redneck Driver's Application Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_]...
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    If only men ran the world...

    1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a, "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would pretty much do it. 2. Birth control would come in ale or lager. 3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. 4. On Groundhog Day, if...
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    Wk 3 Picks

    YTD 6-0-0 Pitt -4.5 T.B. -4 Balt 0
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    Wk 2 picks

    3-0-0 ytd Miami -3 Minn -8.5
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    If dogs wrote letters to God...

    Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the...
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    Why you cant take kids to the zoo

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    Wk 1

    3-0-0 Pittsburgh -5 W San Fran -6.5 W Tampa Bay +3 W
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    And you thought your day was going bad...

    ERIE, Pa. ? Federal and local authorities are investigating the case of a pizza deliveryman who was killed when explosives strapped to his neck detonated after he robbed a bank. Brian Douglas Wells (search), 46, answered a delivery call Thursday to a mysterious address in a remote...
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    Need computer hardware article

    The wife is taking a computer concepts class. This is an accelerated class so before the first class even starts they send her what has to be done before she shows up for the 1st day of class. Damned if she didnt just get her homework in the mail today for class tommorow. So here is where I...
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    Ted Koppel Telephone Prank

    Here is the clip of some guy pulling a prank during the blackout on Ted koppel. It actually went out over the air because it was being done live. http://www.dcmsoft.com/stevie/image/koppel0814-56k.wmv:lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Windows Movie Maker Question

    I am trying to put a movie from a camcorder into my computer. Everything works fine except I want it to be a mpeg file and it goes in as a .wmv file. Does anyone know how to change how it is loaded into the computer? Thanks
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    Needing Help for Arlington

    I am going to Arlington race track tommorow and if youve seen my picks you know I couldnt pick my azz if I used both hands.:D I downloaded the program for tommorow and I will e-mail it to anyone that wants it. I am looking for some tips so any and all are appreciated. If you find something you...
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    Demo Derby Aftermath Part 2

    Here are the rest of them... Real quick.I got 4th in heat, friend got 7th, and wife got 4th.
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    DEmo Derby Aftermath

    Here is what the cars looked like after the demo derby. Yes it hurt like hell. Yes it was worth it and we will do it again next year:D And yes my frame broke apart in the middle..thats why I couldnt continue..the motor still ran though.
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    NFL Lines

    It will be interesting to see how much they end up moving. Date # Team Money Line Total NFL Week # 1 Lines 09/04/03 100 Jets OFF -1.5 (Even) OFF 21:00 ET Redskins OFF +1.5 (Even) OFF NFL Week # 1 Lines 09/07/03 103 Cardinals OFF +4 (Even) OFF 13:00 ET...
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    Demo Derby Time

    The cars are just about done for the demo derby. I am looking for sayings to put on my car. If you have any good ones let me know and I will put them on.(Cannot be vulgar though...to many kids in stands) This ones mine. 5th year running.never made it to the finals. The # on the door is the odds...
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    Grill Question

    I bought a brand new stainless steel MANS grill a couple of weeks ago. After doing some major grilling since then I noticed that the outside is turning brown:eek: . Does anyone know how to get this stuff off. I thought it was grease but it isnt. I figure that its because of the heat. Ive tried...
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    Gets his wish

    Two guys were driving thru a small hick town in the middle of nowhere when they get pulled over by the local sheriff. The driver rolls down his window as the sheriff approaches and before he can say a word the sheriff punches him along side the head. When the driver asks him why he did that the...
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    Niagra Falls Vacation

    The wife and I are headed up there at the end of the month and are looking for other things to do. So far here is what we got.. We will get up there on the 28th and plan on staying on the Canadian side. There is suppose to be a casino near there so thats what we will do that night. On the...
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