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    Shipwreck joke....Hillary Clinton

    A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every...
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    Jay Leno Live at Tulsa Hard Rock review...

    Actually, the Hard Rock Tulsa is a Creek Indian Nation Casino in Catoosa Oklahoma, but what the heck....just doesn't have the same ring as "Tulsa". Jay Leno, what can you say? A man's man car collector and an all around great guy. We missed him in Vegas the last 3 years, so he came to us in...
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    Indy -3

    Good spot for them, Tennessee gave up a ton to Cleveland. Luck should have his way. See a win...bought it down to 3, just because Indy's defense is also brutal. 65 wins 50 gluck
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    The man who prevented WW3...good story.

    GREAT READ You may have never heard of Vasili Arkhipov. And yet life as we know it on this planet could have ended if it were not for his crucial intervention during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Born in 1926, Arkhipov saw action as a minesweeper during the Soviet-Japanese war in August 1945. Two...
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    Wednesday, "Compassionate" Lawyer Joke....

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat...
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    Draft Kings, Fan Duel....any Madjackers participating?

    Seeing all these commercials for "Million Dollar winner checks", "Billions of dollars, get your share...." It appears to me, that without an acknowledged governing body, bathtubs full of easy money involved, something does not smell quite right. Could this be heading eventually for a major...
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    Movie Review No Escape

    Imagine moving your family to a third world Southeast Asian country for a new management job. Later that nite as you settle in your fancy hotel, you hear distant gunfire, explosions, the TV news is blacked out and phones are down. The Government is violently overthrown...
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    Ml parlay sure thing? Thinking seriously

    Crazy I know, stupid, I know, major injury could happen, BUT as close to sure extra 16.9% on your betting money for a weekend as I think there is this young season. NE -14' at home vs battered Jags and winless Seattle -16' home opener vs a really battered Chicago starting Clausen. ML parlay...
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    Late Game Bail-out, what do we got?

    Gbay at home stadium will be rockin, Seattle looked vulnerable... Gbay -3 -120 49
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    Balt-Steele Ml parlay

    Balt stayed out west to practice, looking healthy gets Oakland looking lost already. Pittsburgh gets SF traveling who beat up a confused Minn. Pitt got extra time to prepare for home opener. 100 pays 105 gluck to all
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    OU TT under 51

    Perfect football day....cloudy 65 early 11am local kick. TU has enough talent to move the ball and extend drives, eat clock. OU will prevail, WVA on deck, no need to pound Tulsa.(fingers crossed) 55 wins 50
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    First public photos of jason-pierre-pauls hand

    That was one expensive firecracker....:00x21 http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/exclusive-photos-jason-pierre-paul-hand-article-1.2364444?utm_content=buffer658d8&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDNSports+Twitter
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    Great trends write-up on Thurs Niter

    Shamelessly borrowed from another site... ? The last time the Chiefs defeated Denver the quarterback for the Broncos was Tim Tebow. ? Since becoming a Bronco Manning is 41?13 straight up plus he is also 6?0 vs. the Chiefs since starting for Denver including 4 consecutive straight up wins at...
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    Wednesday Joke... words of wisdom..

    I am hopped on a steroids shot to battle a bad case of poison ivy, (had to go to emergency room) can't sleep, thank goodness for the internet. Yahoo Fantasy football went free agent around 3am. Sadly I killed every bit of ivy in my yard 4 years ago. I was moving some old concrete blocks WHERE...
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    Giants first half +4 +100

    Dallas gonna be awhile figuring it out... 50 wins 50
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    Must be beau coup scratch involved.....

    Don't know who he is, or care less, but he must have money, because he is one ugly critter.... http://entertainthis.usatoday.com/2015/09/13/kylie-jenner-and-tyga-make-their-fashion-week-debut-as-a-couple/
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    teaser pays 2-1

    Mich-6.....Harbaugh gets to run one up for the home faithful. Ky +15..... much improved under Stoops, SC down year. LSU +3' .... REvenge MSU +3......Better Team, oregon new QB, defense step down. 7' point tease, ties win. 50 wins 100
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    Woman with loaded pistol in Vagina charged

    Forgive me, had to post this.....xstop While Castaneda was being transported to jail, she told an officer she had concealed a handgun in her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched the suspect, finding a loaded Smith and Wesson .22-caliber pistol with a round...
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    Two Joke Tuesday, ''The Knob" and Talking Dog

    The Knob Nancy visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob.' A small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, Nancy wanted 'The Knob.' Over the...
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    Baylor-36'

    Lots of chalk....I think they pick up where they left off.... SMU in transition. 55 wins 50
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