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    Edward Kennedy, John Kerry and Al Gore Go to a bar

    Ed decides to buy the drinks. When the waitress approaches she ask "what can I get for you?" Ed answers "I will have 6 beers plus what whatever these two want."
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    If any of you democrats are going to the welfare office to pick up your checks

    Carry a message over there for me. I will give this in a language they will understand, if you cant pronounce this just print it out. Aprenda nuestro idioma u obtenga el jode fuera de nuestro pa?s. See this way they can't say Yo no hablo ingl?s
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    1148 more days of democrats acting like pissy bitches

    That is what we have to look forward to as Republicans. That is the duration between today and when the next president is sworn into office.
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    I was in Mexico over the weekend and when you mention George Bush

    This is what you hear: Ese George Bush que ?l no vivamos en el pa?s ilegalmente. El no nos deportar? m?s libertamos distribuciones, nosotros lo adoramos cu?ndo dem?cratas est?n en la oficina. If you can't translate this go to your nearest welfare office you will be able to find someone there...
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    What is the main questiona democrat ask

    Can you help me find the welfare office.
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    Larrys picks

    Ind/Pit ov 47
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    Larrys Picks

    Boston -5 Dallas -8
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    Larrys picks

    Southern miss -3 Seaton Hall -10 Loyla -3 Wis-Milwaukee - 2.5 NC Charlotte -15
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    Woman dies from peanut allergy after boyfriend kisses her

    A 15-year-old girl with a peanut allergy died after kissing her boyfriend, who had just eaten a peanut butter snack, hospital officials said Monday. If these parents are democrats they can sue the store for selling the peanut butter that lead to a death. Kind of like the the man sues an airline...
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    How are democrat babies born

    With feet apart and spread, one hand up in surrender and one hand reaching into another's pocket
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    The hot air baloon

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don?t know where I am!" The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You?re in...
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    Bush to balme when oil prices rise

    But now when oil prices are back to where they were and gas is down nobody says anything.
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