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    Monday Night at the VFW.. and week 11

    Going to the VFW tonight to watch the game. While the queen is at the Pta meeting I'll be down the street at the Post. Where the Beers are Cold and the Bitches are old!!Actually Monday Night is Dyke night down there and Slim's sister Chuck bartends. Chuck is one hell of a softball player and...
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    Monday Night Football and Week 10 from your Pal..The Maggot

    I'm typing live as Springsteen would say from the Swamps of Jersey. The tent is up the Boys are all here The Beers are flowing. We are about to get in to some serious Beer Pong for cash and High Stakes Corn Hole. ( No not the kind the queen gives up on My Birthday.:0corn. The Menu Includes 3...
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    Week 9... Real life tips from your pal... The Maggot

    First things first. The Record Season ytd straight 25-15 +$854 Best Bets 3-5 3 team parlays 1-7 +200. Glad I bumped this weeks up to a buck and a half 3 team teasers 5-3 +440 Bonus two team teas3r 1-0 +100 +1594 Staying the Course 1. Don't shit where you eat.. Most of you think you know what...
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    Week 8. Stuck in the Middle with you... Sincerely, The Maggot

    The Maggot got down on another potential Middle for Thursday night. 5 dimes has the Broncos -9 +110 everybody else has them at - 7 and a hook. It is a no brainer to take a shot and bet both sides equally and hope with these two offenses something strange happens and the Broncos win by 8. Hey you...
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    Week 7 Male Enhancement.. From your pal The Maggot

    Everyday I get bombarded with emails promising a bigger boner. When I rough up the suspect or punch the clown,my hand don't complain one bit. Neither does my kids old muppet sock puppet. I always had a thing for Miss Piggy. ( Just saying) Now I'm not excavating new territory anymore with my...
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    So I met this guy.... Maggot week 6

    Me and the queen are in AC for our anniversary (her idea):0corn. We get here Sunday and Besides eating I ain't seen her once. She likes to drink a little and play slots all night and I like to drink a lot and play everything else. Anyway I'm taking a break and having a drink and get to talking...
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    Week 5. From your pal The Maggot

    Slim the bartender does not appear to be worried about performance so far. He is a great guy and a pretty shrewd bookmaker. He will post odds on anything. He once bet that Junior the greek couldn't eat a Big Mac and a dozen hot wings everyday for a month at the bar. The Greek ways about 3 and a...
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    Week 4 from the maggot

    Well nothing funny about week 3. The Maggot is all business. Ytd straight 10-5 +450 66% Best Bets 0-3.. Unreal Totals 6-1 3 team parlays 0-3.. fcku me (-300) 3 team teasers.. 2-1 +160 Money line action bets 0-1 -290 I will track the moneylines separately for obvious reasons. The only people...
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    It ain't easy being the Maggot...Week 3

    As you can imagine for awhile it was hard getting girls in school to go out with me. If it weren't for my fat bowlegged second cousin Tammy I may have been a virgin until I was 20. Anyway shortly after that the Maggot came into his own. I found out I high school that the band girls put out as...
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    Maggot play

    I pick and choose my spots in college last year I only bet 8 games. I look for line play mismatches for the most part and also teams with recruiting rivalries who might be looking to rough up an undermanned team they recruit against. Todays play is Iowa -13 (Bovada) Everything I have read and...
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    Week 2. Why do they call me Maggot?

    When I was in first grade my Ol' man made my lunch for school one day. He made me a liverwurst sangwich. While I was eating it something fell out of it. You guessed it.. It was a nice little maggot. My Nemesis Looper saw it and started telling all the kids that my sangwich had Maggots in it. I...
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    People call me Maggot

    I always preferred Lenny.:toast: But Maggot or the Maggot kinda stuck. Go figure. Hell My wife and kids even call me Maggot. Anyway I like to think I'm good at figuring out angles for games. I'm going to post 5 games every week. Sides or totals. I'm using this site to track my progress as I...
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