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    and for my 1000th post......

    Wheeeee!!! for those who may have missed it earlier in the year. enjoy! :cool:
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    So why are you going to Hell?

    What are some of the worst things you have done in your life that will guarantee you an uncomfortable afterlife? 1. I sweat every time I go into a church 2. Wired a dead skunk to the catalytic converter of my jr high principal's car---MMMMMM STINKY 4. Took joy in ruining the friendships of...
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    testing......1....2....3

    prospector, how do I add my own midi?
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    Heaven?

    If there is such a place, what's it like? What do you do all day there? If I do happen to get there, will I start acting like an angel? Or will I still want to touch myself, listen to rock music, and smoke pot? Does it have cable? Can I wear my flipflops? I'd really love to hear your...
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    Bluemound and Bama go PAY.....

    your bills you lazy bastards! :p
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    Proposed New Holiday: Steak and BJ day

    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife...
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    Who were you?

    Past life analysis Wow, I was a female undertaker in South Australia in 1125. I could have sworn I was banging sheep in South India. :)
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    Intellectually insulting commercials

    I can't stand those f-ing "what would you do if somebody handed you the keys to a Pontiac" commercials. If somebody handed me the keys to a Pontiac I would hand them back and ask them for the keys to a real damn car. The ones where actors pretend to like a crappy song and sing along with it...
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    chatroom down again?

    Jack, any reason it's not working again?
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    Good Bye.

    CNN and ABC News are reporting that an asteroid the size of greater Los Angeles has been spotted and should impact earth in about 72 hours. I assume that those of you who are the least bit astrological-minded or who have seen "Armageddon" or "Deep Impact" know what this means. For the few who...
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    How does this happen?

    Some sick bitch purposely drowns five of her kids and only gets life, while two people get convicted of murder for their dog tearing the shit out of someone. I'm not saying those people in San Francisco weren't wrong, but that's not murder. On the other hand, if anyone ever deserved the needle...
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    UPDATE: Fantasy Baseball

    Important, so please read! kevinmac99, my brother, did the honors of setting this thing up for us at Yahoo . So, if you're going to play at Yahoo, you need to sign up now and follow the directions. Disclaimer: If you use AOL, I don't think you will be able to play through Yahoo but you can...
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    Did you ever catch your parents making love?

    Well, I never caught mine but when I was about nine, my buddy and I walked in on his parents. The father was banging the wife doggystyle. We were pretty quiet, so we got about a couple minutes of viewing time before they noticed and his dad told us to get the hell out. At the time, his parents...
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    fatdaddycool got over

    The Link
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    Seperated at birth?

    Mr. Vernon - The Breakfast Club AND Jerry Wainwright - UNCW Coach At first I thought Rudy T. was who he reminded me of but Mr. Vernon took the cake
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    This is cool......

    Check out this little tidbit found on the archive usenet on Google: The Link Can you imagine how much money you would have now if you'd only answered the ad and been hired? It would be like being Dell employee # 4 or something.
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    I'm outta here!

    In about 3 hours I will be chillin' up in my family's beach house in Rockport. This year, we're leaving right smack in the middle of Spring Break where about 90% of all the girls down there will get plowed. Probably while drunk. I hope none of you guys have girlfriends coming down here for...
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    Farting in public

    Do you rip ass in public? Most of the time when I am at the grocery store or big retail places in general, I try to cut a few just for shock value. I try to get the sound just vocal enough where it is not entirely obvious but where people within earshot will question if someone farted or not...
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    9/11 documentary

    It really was amazing, and haunting. The sounds of the bodies landing everywhere is a sound I will never forget. Just really eerie. Really captured the emotion and intensity of the moment, and a nice reminder of just what it is our guys are fighting for over there. I was pretty speechless...
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    anyone wanna chat?

    i'm drinking beer and I'm bored. :drinky:
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