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  1. Duff Miver

    In defense of Christians

    I'm no Christian. I'm not religious at all, in any way. Most Christians...and Jews, Muslims and the like piss me off because they try to use the force of law to impose their beliefs and/or practices on everyone else. No abortions, no drinking, mandatory fasting, stoning, shunning, etc, etc...
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    Moochers

    Residents of some states pay more in Federal taxes than they receive. Residents of some states receive more money from the Federal government than they pay in. They're called "moochers". So, are you a resident of a moocher state? And which are the biggest moocher states of all? Hint: Red...
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    computer problem

    My printer quit working, so I called the HP help line - Caller : Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What is wrong with it? Caller : Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse...
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    War against Iraq - one trillion $ so far

    Sheeeit, that's $33,333 for every Iraqi, man, woman and child, most of whom are worth less than skulnuts. It's also $ 6 million dollars per square mile for that shitheap. That's 15 times the price of the best Iowa farmland. We could have simply bought that entire shithole for less than that...
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    You want to see religious terrorists?

    Here they are - Doing God's work- And their handiwork - And I don't want their buildings in MY neighborhood.
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    Where have all the jobs gone?

    1. General Motors Number of jobs cut since recession began: 107,357 The entire auto industry felt the pain of the recession -- U.S. car sales dropped from an average 16 million a year in 2005 to 11 million in 2009. GM was especially hard hit, forcing it to cut tens of thousands of workers. The...
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    Jobs are available

    Check this out - It turns out that high-skill jobs (toolmaker, for example), and low-skill (waitress, for example) are readily available. What's not available are mid-skill jobs (salesman, school teacher). Instead of all those kids getting four year degrees in, say, Business, they should...
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    Bob Gates cuts military expenses

    "The gusher has been turned off and will stay off for a good period of time...too many generals and admirals..." Gates said. I think I'm in love. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_pentagon_budget_cuts
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    California homophobes bite the big one

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jonathan-handel/prop-8-overturned---retri_b_671152.html Now Skulnuts and Hedgehog can get married and anal bonk each other legally.
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    Amend the Constitution

    So says Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, racist par excellence. Whattanashole: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100803/ap_on_go_co/us_republicans_birthright_citizenship That cocksucker Sessions should be hanged by his scrotum for thirty days and thirty nights.
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    Sharon Angle LMAO!

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    When is Obama going to grow a pair?

    don't get me wrong, I'm a confirmed Progressive, my hero is TR, and I'm sure Obama is doing a better job than any of the Repubs could do, but... When is he going to realize that debate and compromise and mister-nice-guy aren't the way forward? Take, just for example, the Charlie Rangel...
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    Illegals fleeing Arizona

    Good. Now white Arizonans will have jobs they can fill. They can empty bedpans at nursing homes, pick vegetables, mow lawns, wash cars, work the night shift at McDonald's. And, they can pay more taxes to make up for the taxes which were withheld from illegals. Illegals will be busy emptying...
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    Ouch! That Hurts!

    Teabaggers keep shooting themselves in the foot. Harry Reid was in deep doo-doo in Nevada, 20 points behind in the pools. Then the 'baggers pushed Sharon Angle into the (R) nomination. Reid now leads in the polls. 'baggers managed to get Brown elected in MA. They now have the most liberal...
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    South Carolina's next senator

    Alvin Green won the (D) nomination with no money, no speeches, no ads, no interviews, no nothing at all. He faces Jim Demint (R) in the Fall. Green is unemployed and lives with his father. People have been asking - Huh? Who is Alvin Green? Finally part of his military records have been...
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    Glenn Beck says he's going blind

    Maybe there is a God after all. :toast:
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    Danica, our girl

    Yeah, yeah, I know, but how'd you like to wake up in the morning and find ole AJ in your bed?
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    Newt may run for President

    LOL!!! My dog has already voted. http://planetgreen.discovery.com/home-garden/images/2008-11/dog-poop.jpg
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    Why Doggy hates liberals

    Doggy gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and safe because some tree-hugging liberal fought for maximum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to...
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    And here are the real leaders

    The badass rough guys who tell us every day what we should think and do. These are some mean MoFos and real American heroes who could whip a Green Beret's ass anywhere, any time. Bill Bennett: Did not serve Wolf Blitzer: Did not serve Pat Buchanan: Did not serve Mann Coulter: Did not serve...
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