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    The Doctor is in -- Monk's advice column

    Tell me your tales of relationship woe, and I will tell you what you should do about it. Others will, of course, join in.
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    Girl DooDoo, Sign of Relationship Seriousness?

    Any of you guys thaink that a chick taking a dump at your house often is a sign that you are in a relationship? When you first start dating and even after you are sleeping together it seems that taking a dump at the guys place is some sort of a rite of passage. At first a gal will go out with...
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    Alisa Camplin...add her to list of Olympic Hotties

    She had an interview on NBC last night after winning the gold in the aerials. She's from Australia and I love her accent...she's also pretty damn hot.
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    And with the first pick of the expansion draft...

    The Houston Texans select OT Tony Boselli from the Jacksonville Jaguars. woohoo!!!
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    Any Gipsy Kings fans here? I have a question.

    I just started listening to The Gipsy Kings last summer and I thoroughly enjoy their music. I'm wondering, though, what language a lot of their music is in. At first, it appears Spanish, but when I try to translate some of their lyrics on my PC, there is no match. Aren't they from Europe...
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    Stupid Lyrics Monday

    I am not-so-proud to present the first in a continuing series of songs with lyrics so bad they make your brain hurt and your eardrums bleed. The first entry may not be the worst song ever written, but it sure ranks up there: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go (WHAM) Jitterbug Jitterbug Jitterbug...
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    Grisly discovery at Georgia Crematorium

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    Self check-out at HEB

    How many here have used the self check-out lines at HEB? From the few times I've paid attention, they really don't move faster than normal lines. In fact, I think they're slower because people are more deliberate (they think they're being watched). Also, what's the point of making me scan my...
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    Pizza Hut

    If I see that fuhking P'Zone commercial with Tommy Davidson ten times tonight like I have every other night this week, I'm shooting the TV. I don't understand Pizza Hut. Why do they have to come out with some stupid re-incarnation of pizza every damn month. The big new yorker, stuffed crust...
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    Beer Theory

    Suddenly, it all makes sense. I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin from Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest...
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    The Longest Ear Hair in the World

    B.D.Tyagi, a resident of Bhopal, India displays the longest ear hair in the world, measuring 10.2 cm (4 Inches) Tuesday Feb. 5, 2002 in Bhopal. Tyagi received a certificate from the Guinness Book of World Records on January 29, 2002 for the feat. That's just Nasty! I used to work with a guy...
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    So what are you chumps doing for Valentine's Day?

    Besides letting the wife have her day off from her beaten, I'm curious as to how some of you are going to spend Valentine's with the significant other..... I have no money for diamonds this year, not even the cheap ones. So, I think I'll do the old dinner and wine thing. How about you guys?
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    Westminster Dog Show

    The dog that won Best in Show was one ugly, useless motherfocker. I wish one of the labs or hounds would have gone over and dominance-mounted it, then ate it.
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    Question for in2fitness....

    ...or anyone else that works out regularly. I'm preparing to get back in the gym to get back in 1st round shape. My partner from last year left to Florida and I have since forgot our full routine. Does anyone have a good workout routine for 4 days-a-week? Also, we didn't do alot of abs and...
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    Philosophy on Ass...

    I think it goes without saying that most of us on here love the female figure (well at least not when that figure is attached to the head of Rosie O'Donnell). And this topic has been pondered for the ages, and it reminds me of the classical questions of "Why is the ocean beautiful to us?" Is it...
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    hellah10 arrested after mall stunt

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    Hey Bluemound

    would you do a midget?
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    Chips and Sauce

    In bad restaurants, it's just like that iced tea thing. First, you run out of salsa. You order more, and then the chips run out. Why can't the busboy bring you both at the same time, every time? And if there's not a state law against charging for chips and salsa, there ought to be. Any...
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    You know what really pisses me off?

    When I'm sipping on a glass of tea at a restaurant and they refill my glass without asking me first. Sometimes I have the ultimate mix of tea, sugar, ice and lemon. I want to savor every drop, before I start a new glass and attempt to reach perfection again. Then when I look away for a...
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    Best Idea I've heard of in awhile

    When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the payment. Let them throw it away. When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well...
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