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  1. Smitty

    Hosting my 21st annual Derby party tomorrow

    hey, nobody's perfect. thank you. funny how this party has changed over the years. it started as just a stupid drunkfest (big shock!). now everybody is older (another big shock!). we mostly just hang out, play some cornhole, then watch the race. most everybody is gone by 8. you gonna...
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    Hosting my 21st annual Derby party tomorrow

    i'm leaving the 19 out, but he has a great pattern and no reason to think he won't run well (for him). i think he's just too slow coming in. he'll need to really jump up to be competitive today. but, hey, i've been wrong about a race or two in my life.
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    Hosting my 21st annual Derby party tomorrow

    do you like bourbon? although we even have a few non-bourbon drinkers who enjoy the juleps. they just get 'em a little sweeter. since i'm the one making the juleps, i use a trick to make them simple. last night, i made a simple syrup and then threw in a bunch of mint leaves. and just before...
  4. Smitty

    Hosting my 21st annual Derby party tomorrow

    probably not. 1) i already made salsa. 2) we have standards. this is at the door, except instead of inches, it's IQ.
  5. Smitty

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Republican politicians

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/the-furries-act-would-ban-texas-students-from-using-litter-boxes-in-school-critics-say-it-targets-a-problem-that-doesnt-exist-232330380.html This is probably Hedgehog's rep.
  7. Smitty

    Hosting my 21st annual Derby party tomorrow

    been spending less and less time on the horses recently, and continuing that this weekend. have spent almost no time on the derby, but i'm looking to beat the fav (journalism). playing some combo of the 2, 5, 12, 18, and 21. maybe another one or two underneath, if i get crazy. looking...
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    Dow, nasdaq and S&P futures up

    the whole country is defeated. you're just too buried in the cult to see it, so you're celebrating. any real tax cuts that may be coming will be for the ultra-rich and corporations. you think some temporary pissant tax cut is going to help the working class while the price of everything...
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    2025 Canadian Election - 37 days

    hmmmm.... he may just have the proper level of in-breeding to be a king. ok, we can't rule that out.
  10. Smitty

    Trump Approval Rating in Toilet

    pretty much sums it up.
  11. Smitty

    Dow, nasdaq and S&P futures up

    oh, you're a billionaire? or a corporation? congratulations!
  13. Smitty

    2025 Canadian Election - 37 days

    shit, don't tell hedgehog. he's expecting to be named the texas vice chancellor as soon as it happens.
  14. Smitty

    Trump Approval Rating in Toilet

    unlike donny, who spends all his time golfing. yup, he certainly doesn't need a vacation. remember when he made fun of all the time obama spent golfing? hmm? of course you do.
  15. Smitty

    Dow, nasdaq and S&P futures up

    please name one republican policy that would help the working class in america. nobody has come up with one yet. maybe you'll be the first.
  16. Smitty

    100 Days in and Trump has Worst Approval Rating in 70 Years

    i'm putting 20 billion units on under 0.5 intelligent comments from the trump fans in here. i feel like vegas set that number just a little too high.
  17. Smitty

    100 Days in and Trump has Worst Approval Rating in 70 Years

    hold up... a trump fan is making fun of someone else's golf swing?
  19. Smitty

    2025 Canadian Election - 37 days

    i'm a little surprised the quebec separatists are still hanging on as strongly as they are. they REALLY don't like the rest of y'all.
  20. Smitty

    Dow, nasdaq and S&P futures up

    by the way... yes you do. if you make a bullshit claim and get called out on it, then you do need to prove it. or just admit you're full of shit and you've been fooled again. just because you saw it on facebook does not mean it's true. crazy, huh?
  21. Smitty

    Dow, nasdaq and S&P futures up

    that's what i thought. maybe it's time to run back to your facebook friends, where nobody questions anything.
  22. Smitty

    2025 Canadian Election - 37 days

    you really just can't get it through your thick skull, can you? i'm no liberal. but i get it... you've been told for years now that anybody who calls out trump's bullshit is the enemy, and that liberals are the enemy, so you get confused. it's ok. i know, i know. thinking makes your head hurt.
  23. Smitty

    Dow, nasdaq and S&P futures up

    "gotta go. dear leader is on the idiot box."
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