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    As we age, our priorities change....

    As we age, our priorities change.... The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up and went golfing. :com: :scared :)
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    New Holiday!!!! The Third Wednesday in March....

    New Holiday!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- O.K. guys, let's face it, on February 14th, we perpetually get the shaft. Although booked as a celebration of "Love" the grand marketing and promotion machine in the Media centers of New York and...
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    One for my generation....

    One for my generation.... When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ...uphill BOTH ways... yadda, yadda, yadda. And I remember promising...
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    Are you using the "Ignore" list????

    Currently, my "list of shame" consists of only 3 members.... Scott4welching Derek4BJinNJ S-Loves blowing penguins ...who's on your ignore list??? :mj05:
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    USC's 2007 OOC schedule is a killer....

    USC season opener vs. Hogs moved up one week LOS ANGELES -- The date of Southern California's season opener at Arkansas has been moved up seven days to Sept. 2, the school said Tuesday. The starting time of the game, to be televised by ESPN, hasn't been determined. USC's second game will be...
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    Hump Day Long Shot Parlay....

    1/2 unit = approx 7 units Jan-25 8:05 PM MICHIGAN -100 Jan-25 8:05 PM ST. JOSEPH'S pk Jan-25 8:05 PM TENNESSEE -210 Jan-25 9:05 PM BOSTON COLLEGE +130 Jan-25 10:05 PM CAL IRVINE -240 :mj14: p.s. I suck at capping hoops...just so you know. LOL :s4:
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    ...over the time I've been here....

    I've learned not to share too much personal information on a message board, but I would really appreciate any thoughts and prayers directed my way for the next few days. Thanks in advance.
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    Late Night Long Shot Parlay....

    1/19/2006 9:57 PM Parlay 1 unit = 17.75 Basketball - 547 .Oregon +200 for Game Basketball - 549 .Oregon State +17 -110 for Game Basketball - 552 .CS Fullerton -310 for Game Basketball - 553 .Cal Irvine -320 for Game Basketball - 541 .Cincinnati +4? -110 for 2nd Half :mj14:
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    'I'm pregnant' doesn't work in HOV lane, judge says....

    'I'm pregnant' doesn't work in HOV lane, judge says Last Updated Wed, 11 Jan 2006 18:03:57 EST CBC News A fetus doesn't count as a passenger in the carpool lane, an Arizona judge has ruled. The Phoenix Municipal Court decision doesn't affect drivers in high-occupancy-vehicle lanes around...
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    Buzzkill of the Week.... Urethritis in Men Linked to Oral Sex....

    Urethritis in Men Linked to Oral Sex Common sexually transmitted disease may be caused by germs in mouth, study says By Randy Dotinga FRIDAY, Jan. 6 (HealthDay News) -- New research suggests that the gonorrhea-like condition known as urethritis, perhaps the most common sexually transmitted...
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    Classic Sandwich Game....

    I hate to go against my Alma Mater, but this is a classic sandwich game between the emotional win over the Zags and the upcoming battle with Texas.... I played Purdue +24 over my Tigers. :scared
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    ...small "houston" parlay on the eve of X-mas eve....

    1 unit = approx 3.5 units NCAA FB (Bowl game) Houston ML +130 NCAA BB (Hoops) Houston -6 :mj14:
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    ...just in time for the holidays!!!!

    Pimp My Nutcracker :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
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    IE >>>>>>>>>>>>>

    ...seems to be a problem with the live line feed on bestbettor!?!?!? ...or is it "operator error" on my end? LOL Thanks in advance. :)
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    Bowl Plays....

    Played these so far.... Straight.... 1 unit each.... BC ML +110 N'Western ML +150 Rutgers +13 Col St. ML +125 Oklahoma ML +135 Tulsa ML +215 Fl St ML +265 :s4: Parlay - Raymond Style.... :) 12/14/05 P $25.00 $2,781.71 12/29/05 OKLAHOMA +135 OREGON 12/31/05 TULSA +215 FRESNO STATE...
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    Dear Santa....

    deer santa: ________________________________________ I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend,BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm...
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    Question for the forum.... Boise St.

    ...someone please tell me 1.) when Boise joined 1A and 2.) when they initially put down the smurf turf. Thanks in advance. :)
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    Man escapes from jail, returns with hamburgers....

    Man escapes from jail, returns with hamburgers Kingston, Roane County (WVLT) - The Roane County Sheriff's Department is investigating a jail break with a unique twist. For a short time Sunday, an accused armed robber was on the run. It's a story you can only find on WVLT. Eric Waddell has...
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    Playboy..... In braille!?!?!?

    Playboy.... In braille?!?!?! :mj07: :mj07:
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    Dr. Strangelove.... Was this a friend of yours?!?!?

    Rape Charge Thrown Out As Docs Blame 'sexsomnia' Assault thrown out -- sleep sex blamed TORONTO, Nov. 30 (UPI) -- A Toronto man has been acquitted of sexual assault charges, as medical officials said he was asleep at the time, with a disorder known as "sexsomnia." Jan Luedecke, 33, met his...
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